Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here
Haiku # 12713, August 19, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all
Haiku # 12712, August 19, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah
Haiku # 12711, August 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by shutup blah blah of shutup blah blah
Haiku # 12710, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12709, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12708, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
*****
Haiku # 12707, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by asterik of *******
Haiku # 12706, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703, August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702, August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701, August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 12700, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698, August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697, August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696, August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695, August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!
Haiku # 12694, August 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by bruce's dog of far away from bruce
this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat
Haiku # 12693, August 19, 2001 11:57 am ET
by bruce
Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!
Haiku # 12692, August 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by k_against_everyone of mellie's cardboard box
mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)
Haiku # 12691, August 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself
Haiku # 12690, August 19, 2001 9:19 am ET
by k_against_everyone of coming from k's walnut
Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.
Haiku # 12689, August 19, 2001 6:02 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Missing Persons Bureau
Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie
Haiku # 12688, August 19, 2001 5:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts diary
I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.
Haiku # 12687, August 19, 2001 5:55 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts' litterbox
Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company
Haiku # 12686, August 19, 2001 5:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scott's mind
Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.
Haiku # 12685, August 19, 2001 5:50 am ET
by karen of Mellies mind
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684, August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683, August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682, August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
i gave it chicken
and ate dinner at my desk
but it did not eat

then without warning
it convulsed inside the glass
and i watched it die

this moment visits
every creature that draws breath -
still, it was fucked up.
Haiku # 12680, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part II
we could smell our sex
musk perspiration perfume
she tastes like the sea
Haiku # 12679, August 18, 2001 11:02 pm ET
by ap
Old giant blender
will serve well as a bird bath
new game--swirly bird
Haiku # 12678, August 18, 2001 12:45 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mother honey died,
bugs are free,
bears kill dogs.
Haiku # 12677, August 18, 2001 9:32 am ET
by bat
i eat lots of pancakes
i like hotdogs too
...now we will die
Haiku # 12676, August 18, 2001 9:30 am ET
by bat
Haiku # 12675, August 18, 2001 7:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12674, August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12673, August 18, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12672, August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12671, August 18, 2001 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
no advertising
this site is perfectly bad
without being worse
Haiku # 12670, August 18, 2001 7:23 am ET
by ash
entertaining fool !
you write for only yourself
a..........hahahaha
Haiku # 12669, August 18, 2001 7:19 am ET
by ash
advertising! yes!
we need advertising here
that video cam
Haiku # 12668, August 17, 2001 10:03 pm ET
by ap
there's a little bit
just a bit of kitty,scott
and darla in us
Haiku # 12667, August 17, 2001 8:49 pm ET
by we are all darla
weekend here, oh boy!
henry rollins tomorrow
i love the mosh pit
Haiku # 12666, August 17, 2001 8:47 pm ET
by darla
Precious Moments dolls,
unfinished crossword puzzles,
Darla is so weird.
Haiku # 12665, August 17, 2001 8:30 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's Living Room
I see Kittenguts
Climbing over the back fence.
She's got a big knife.
Haiku # 12664, August 17, 2001 8:28 pm ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's back yard
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