Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12730, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12729, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!

......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking
Haiku # 12728, August 20, 2001 12:09 am ET
by ronin@quitesurprised8o
insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash
Haiku # 12727, August 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ap
anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)
Haiku # 12726, August 19, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by r mutt
hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy
Haiku # 12725, August 19, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by ash
PLEASE STOP FIGHTING HERE
MY CHILDREN, LISTEN TO ME
OBEY MY COMMAND!
Haiku # 12724, August 19, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
Haiku # 12723, August 19, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
scott thinks he can write
go back to scrubbing toilets
it's what you do best

you don't get the joke
a self important swineass
we all point and laugh
Haiku # 12722, August 19, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ash
you offer NOTHING
you do not even exist
a sad two-bit hack

well, well look at this
more words for you to worship
you are beneath me
Haiku # 12721, August 19, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by ash
now ash beats his chest?
i had expected better
than gram's tired cock.

you do not deserve
the brilliance i have offered.
go sit in darkness.
Haiku # 12720, August 19, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott
i write the best here
i feel sorry for you all
half of you can't spell
Haiku # 12719, August 19, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ash
spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp
Haiku # 12718, August 19, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ash
something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott
Haiku # 12717, August 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ash
throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime
Haiku # 12716, August 19, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash
i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(
Haiku # 12715, August 19, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by mary jane starling
Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?
Haiku # 12714, August 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here
Haiku # 12713, August 19, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all
Haiku # 12712, August 19, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah
Haiku # 12711, August 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by shutup blah blah of shutup blah blah
Haiku # 12710, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12709, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12708, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
*****
Haiku # 12707, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by asterik of *******
Haiku # 12706, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703, August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702, August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701, August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 12700, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
Haiku # 12699, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12698, August 19, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut
Haiku # 12697, August 19, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by shutup of shutup
this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada
Haiku # 12696, August 19, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by scott of wondering "is this why i went to college?"
will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?
Haiku # 12695, August 19, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by scott
You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!
Haiku # 12694, August 19, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by bruce's dog of far away from bruce
this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat
Haiku # 12693, August 19, 2001 11:57 am ET
by bruce
Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!
Haiku # 12692, August 19, 2001 11:42 am ET
by k_against_everyone of mellie's cardboard box
mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)
Haiku # 12691, August 19, 2001 10:19 am ET
by mellie
i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself
Haiku # 12690, August 19, 2001 9:19 am ET
by k_against_everyone of coming from k's walnut
Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.
Haiku # 12689, August 19, 2001 6:02 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Missing Persons Bureau
Captain Corelli's
Mandolin is Kittenguts'
favorite movie
Haiku # 12688, August 19, 2001 5:59 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts diary
I see a post teen
Dressed in black gothic has been,
Lacking all the smarts.
Haiku # 12687, August 19, 2001 5:55 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Kittenguts' litterbox
Scott writes bad haiku
I'm thinking that he misses
Kittenguts' company
Haiku # 12686, August 19, 2001 5:53 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scott's mind
Mellie is stupid.
Mellie is really stupid.
Mellie should get lost.
Haiku # 12685, August 19, 2001 5:50 am ET
by karen of Mellies mind
Kittenguts has gone.
Scott misses her so darned much!
He befriends a snake.
Haiku # 12684, August 19, 2001 5:48 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Darla's bedroom
I wanted some food
a poor, hungry snake was I.
Scott didn't feed me.
Haiku # 12683, August 19, 2001 5:43 am ET
by k_against_everyone of Scotts desk
red bellied black snake
coiled under my recliner
bugger vacuuming
Haiku # 12682, August 19, 2001 4:52 am ET
by mellie
the janitor caught
a snake in a water glass
and left it with me

i gave Chris a call -
was it his escaped pet snake?
i got his machine

it mouthed its hunger
so i hunted for crickets
i didn't find one
Haiku # 12681, August 19, 2001 12:59 am ET
by scott of haiku to a dead snake, part I
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