Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

ef tee dubble ya,
you are a gay bastard, go
fuck your dog's two cunts.
Haiku # 12749, August 20, 2001 1:36 am ET
by ash
what a feeble try
whilst i am mostly happy
doesn't make me gay
Haiku # 12748, August 20, 2001 1:34 am ET
by ash
Why does ash not make
any sense? Is it because he
is gay? Yes, he is.
Haiku # 12747, August 20, 2001 1:32 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
for those off the air
cancelled poetic licence
makes no difference
Haiku # 12746, August 20, 2001 1:31 am ET
by ash
I agree with that.
Our president is beating
meat. ash? smart? Amazed.
Haiku # 12745, August 20, 2001 1:25 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
think again dubya
you are beating your meat now
as if born to it
Haiku # 12744, August 20, 2001 1:22 am ET
by ash
I am not one who
wanks, therefore I am not a
wanker. Check your logic.
Haiku # 12743, August 20, 2001 1:20 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ef tee dubble yah
for feeble total wanker
you lead me to think
Haiku # 12742, August 20, 2001 1:19 am ET
by ash
ash thinks I should fan
the flames. That is too fucking
bad, I flame the fans.
Haiku # 12741, August 20, 2001 1:18 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
Damn the fuckers at
bad haiku dot com, they made
my poem seen twice!
Haiku # 12740, August 20, 2001 1:17 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.
Haiku # 12739, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.
Haiku # 12738, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
oops, it's your mistake
meant to be fanning the flames
not flaming the fans
Haiku # 12737, August 20, 2001 1:16 am ET
by ash
Hey, you are in real
life, an actual piece of
shit, motherfucker.
Haiku # 12736, August 20, 2001 1:14 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
sublime irony
return from defecation
to see your next post
Haiku # 12735, August 20, 2001 1:13 am ET
by ash
ash really sucks ass,
I refer to both the real
deal and the fake-ass
Haiku # 12734, August 20, 2001 1:12 am ET
by FTW IS GOD of WORSHIP FTW
I am about to
come out, so if I were you,
I'd go to the john.
Haiku # 12733, August 20, 2001 1:11 am ET
by a peice of shit of your ass.
don't make me angry
you wouldn't like me like that
good thing you're a joke
Haiku # 12732, August 20, 2001 1:01 am ET
by ash
twelve seven one six
was the last post that i did
the rest since are fakes

please say what you like
don't attribute it to me
stand up for yourself
Haiku # 12731, August 20, 2001 12:58 am ET
by ash
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12730, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!
Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in
Haiku # 12729, August 20, 2001 12:50 am ET
by An Ice Axe In Mexico !!?!!

......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking
Haiku # 12728, August 20, 2001 12:09 am ET
by ronin@quitesurprised8o
insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash
Haiku # 12727, August 19, 2001 11:04 pm ET
by ap
anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)
Haiku # 12726, August 19, 2001 9:35 pm ET
by r mutt
hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy
Haiku # 12725, August 19, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by ash
PLEASE STOP FIGHTING HERE
MY CHILDREN, LISTEN TO ME
OBEY MY COMMAND!
Haiku # 12724, August 19, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by GOD of Heaven
Haiku # 12723, August 19, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
scott thinks he can write
go back to scrubbing toilets
it's what you do best

you don't get the joke
a self important swineass
we all point and laugh
Haiku # 12722, August 19, 2001 8:40 pm ET
by ash
you offer NOTHING
you do not even exist
a sad two-bit hack

well, well look at this
more words for you to worship
you are beneath me
Haiku # 12721, August 19, 2001 8:36 pm ET
by ash
now ash beats his chest?
i had expected better
than gram's tired cock.

you do not deserve
the brilliance i have offered.
go sit in darkness.
Haiku # 12720, August 19, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by scott
i write the best here
i feel sorry for you all
half of you can't spell
Haiku # 12719, August 19, 2001 7:29 pm ET
by ash
spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp
Haiku # 12718, August 19, 2001 7:24 pm ET
by ash
something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott
Haiku # 12717, August 19, 2001 7:22 pm ET
by ash
throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime
Haiku # 12716, August 19, 2001 7:05 pm ET
by ash
i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(
Haiku # 12715, August 19, 2001 6:56 pm ET
by mary jane starling
Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?
Haiku # 12714, August 19, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by k_against_everyone
rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here
Haiku # 12713, August 19, 2001 5:33 pm ET
by scott
anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all
Haiku # 12712, August 19, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah
Haiku # 12711, August 19, 2001 4:45 pm ET
by shutup blah blah of shutup blah blah
Haiku # 12710, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12709, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12708, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
*****
Haiku # 12707, August 19, 2001 4:43 pm ET
by asterik of *******
Haiku # 12706, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12705, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 12704, August 19, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 12703, August 19, 2001 4:41 pm ET
by blah of blah
shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort
Haiku # 12702, August 19, 2001 3:50 pm ET
by scott
Haiku # 12701, August 19, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 12700, August 19, 2001 3:24 pm ET
by ...... of ......
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