ash, you are not the
boss of me, nor are you the
boss of peice of shit.

oops, it's your mistake
meant to be fanning the flames
not flaming the fans

Hey, you are in real
life, an actual piece of
shit, motherfucker.

sublime irony
return from defecation
to see your next post

ash really sucks ass,
I refer to both the real
deal and the fake-ass

I am about to
come out, so if I were you,
I'd go to the john.

don't make me angry
you wouldn't like me like that
good thing you're a joke

twelve seven one six
was the last post that i did
the rest since are fakes

please say what you like
don't attribute it to me
stand up for yourself

Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in

Ambrose Bierce once wrote,
Of vicious Civil War surgeons,
Ash would fit right in

......a new, meaner ash
so vulgar and most uncouth
........totally shocking

insulting haikus
new amateur pretenders
feast on their words, ash

anger boy is right
this is what college is for
(didn't go-guessing)

hey, i'm not the one
with the self esteem problem
talk to anger boy

PLEASE STOP FIGHTING HERE
MY CHILDREN, LISTEN TO ME
OBEY MY COMMAND!

scott thinks he can write
go back to scrubbing toilets
it's what you do best

you don't get the joke
a self important swineass
we all point and laugh

you offer NOTHING
you do not even exist
a sad two-bit hack

well, well look at this
more words for you to worship
you are beneath me

now ash beats his chest?
i had expected better
than gram's tired cock.

you do not deserve
the brilliance i have offered.
go sit in darkness.

i write the best here
i feel sorry for you all
half of you can't spell

spend all your time here
you have nothing else to do
grandma's cock grows limp

something smells like fish
a pathetic foul stench
oh, it's only scott

throwing in my lines
full hand of master baiters
rising from the slime

i'm living a lie
i just want this to be gone
please be here right now. :(

Throwing bait out here
is like feeding hungry sharks.
Whose next to get bit?

rising to the bait
cast by starving tiny minds
something's fishy here

anticipation
i will await the next move
laughing at you all

shutup shutup blah
shutup shutup blah blah blah
shutup shutup blah

*****
*******
*****

blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah

shaddup is quite lame
mindless, dull, quite beneath bad
put in some effort

.....
.......
.....

shutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshutupshut
shutupshutupshut

this is not a pipe,
can a urinal be art?
go ask your Dada

will civility
ever return to this site?
and when will pigs fly?

You know why I puked!
Ya beastialic bastard!
You tried to bone me!!!!

this place is too much-
hot ride home from work today
dog puked in back seat

Mellie, you're smelly
You've got a big fat belly
Please, go to Hellie!

mellie's lost for words
wont hold it against you. 'k ?
you're an imbecile :-)

i talk to myself
why do i talk to myself?
i talk to myself

Where did Darla go?
We all miss Darla so much!
Suburban freak show.