A shy one you are
with your looks, with your slyness
won't you dance with me?
by Betty LeBomb
but that is the thing
you must talk with confidence
believe in yourself
by roggy-doggy
man, whining will not
get you laid. poetry might if
it is really good
by roggy-doggy
my evil twin says
that I only eat one thing
that is panty ham
by roggy-doggy
get ten pounds of coke
cover your dick in it and
watch the fun begin
by roggy-doggy
being unlaid is
voluntary. for there are
always sluts at foot
by roggy-doggy
being unfucked, well
let's just say virginity
keeps your sheets cleaner
by roggy-doggy
grab your penis now
bend it back between your legs
insert in your ass
by roggy-doggy
some things age makes worse
maturity isn't one
you need to grow up
unhand your member
adolescent self-pity
is no way forward
by ash
still fucked in the head ?
refocus on genitals
and discover life
by ash
even with a fuck
you can't make some types happy
they remain wankers
by ash
Delicately blue
you start with both of your shoes
just smiles to remove
by Betty LeBomb
Carpal tunnel life
ruining my typing skills
humbling my sex life
by Betty LeBomb
moxie get a fuck
it makes you feel much better
depression all gone
by Bruce
To walk into a place
to say "I am defeated" seems
to bring out this instinct...
Kill, for no reason
cause you can...
the oposite brings herd recognition
by Mox
I don't care I'm a
Virgin. I am. Maybe for good
but life is good.
Even for unfucked psychos...
by Moxie
Oh, all right! I like
when I'm not here ego mashing
you do funner work
I think I like to read that better...
by Moxie
hey tracy honey
are you wearing panties? what
kind, thong or regular
by snot, work
that haiku makes me
thirsty, you forgot the ocean,
or at least a beer
by Anonymous Poet
Tracy, tracy, hey
I wish to know where you play
Curious, I am
by snot of work
i love simple things
sun, moon, stars, dirt, wind, day, night,
i wait with this list
by whiterock bohemian
'jesus fucking god'
says the boy sitting by me
such profanity!
by tracy
I feel inspired
An hour until I go home
Me, bonfire? Hell no.
by snot of work
my poor nerves are fried
too much worry and stress for
a nervous teen girl
by tracy
for once in my life
my hair is silky and smooth
why not ev'ry day??
by tracy
i leaned in to give
him a big hug and he said:
your hair smells so nice
by tracy
Milena, she is
My co-worker; she thinks that
I am quite gorgeous.
by snot of work
Snot on the carpet
Jaime looks at it longing
Office fanatasies
by snot of work
I have a ring shaped
like a naked woman. She's
wrapped around finger
by impro
yes happy indeed
but quick Guicho comes to town
surprise call last night
by Anonymous Poet
happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie
by Anonymous Poet
the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex
by ash
hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next
by ash
missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?
by slinted
places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back
by ash
making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill
by slinted
crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me
by slinted
the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment
by impro
dressed in a toga
i pull at your long brown hair
oh! your head fell off
by slinted of derby
young unfucked psycho
jesus wouldn't die for you
haiku laxative
by ash
just passing through to
go knockin' on heaven's door
times they are changing
by mellie
Happy birthday Bob
don't think twice it's alright mate
just another day
by mellie
How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there
by roggy-doggy
Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis
by roggy-doggy
The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party
Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril
by impro
oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad
by Bruce
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
