Delicately blue
you start with both of your shoes
just smiles to remove
by Betty LeBomb
Carpal tunnel life
ruining my typing skills
humbling my sex life
by Betty LeBomb
moxie get a fuck
it makes you feel much better
depression all gone
by Bruce
To walk into a place
to say "I am defeated" seems
to bring out this instinct...
Kill, for no reason
cause you can...
the oposite brings herd recognition
by Mox
I don't care I'm a
Virgin. I am. Maybe for good
but life is good.
Even for unfucked psychos...
by Moxie
Oh, all right! I like
when I'm not here ego mashing
you do funner work
I think I like to read that better...
by Moxie
hey tracy honey
are you wearing panties? what
kind, thong or regular
by snot, work
that haiku makes me
thirsty, you forgot the ocean,
or at least a beer
by Anonymous Poet
Tracy, tracy, hey
I wish to know where you play
Curious, I am
by snot of work
i love simple things
sun, moon, stars, dirt, wind, day, night,
i wait with this list
by whiterock bohemian
'jesus fucking god'
says the boy sitting by me
such profanity!
by tracy
I feel inspired
An hour until I go home
Me, bonfire? Hell no.
by snot of work
my poor nerves are fried
too much worry and stress for
a nervous teen girl
by tracy
for once in my life
my hair is silky and smooth
why not ev'ry day??
by tracy
i leaned in to give
him a big hug and he said:
your hair smells so nice
by tracy
Milena, she is
My co-worker; she thinks that
I am quite gorgeous.
by snot of work
Snot on the carpet
Jaime looks at it longing
Office fanatasies
by snot of work
I have a ring shaped
like a naked woman. She's
wrapped around finger
by impro
yes happy indeed
but quick Guicho comes to town
surprise call last night
by Anonymous Poet
happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie
by Anonymous Poet
the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex
by ash
hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next
by ash
missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?
by slinted
places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back
by ash
making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill
by slinted
crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me
by slinted
the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment
by impro
dressed in a toga
i pull at your long brown hair
oh! your head fell off
by slinted of derby
young unfucked psycho
jesus wouldn't die for you
haiku laxative
by ash
just passing through to
go knockin' on heaven's door
times they are changing
by mellie
Happy birthday Bob
don't think twice it's alright mate
just another day
by mellie
How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there
by roggy-doggy
Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis
by roggy-doggy
The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party
Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril
by impro
oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad
by Bruce
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?
by Brett
for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?
by unconceding
Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay
by BIG DOG
boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
by Bon Bunny
just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good
by Anonymous Poet
Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field
by Betty LeBomb
Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew
by Betty LeBomb of sober
i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!
i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!
you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!
by Anonymous Poet
the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography
by Daniel Kienitz of Flint, Michigan
