Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there
Haiku # 10750, May 25, 2001 2:59 am ET
by roggy-doggy
Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis
Haiku # 10749, May 25, 2001 2:57 am ET
by roggy-doggy
The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party

Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril
Haiku # 10748, May 25, 2001 12:21 am ET
by impro
oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad
Haiku # 10747, May 24, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Bruce
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10746, May 24, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10745, May 24, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10744, May 24, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Amused in the West
somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?
Haiku # 10743, May 24, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Brett
for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?
Haiku # 10742, May 24, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by unconceding
Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay
Haiku # 10741, May 24, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by BIG DOG
boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
Haiku # 10740, May 24, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Bon Bunny
just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good
Haiku # 10739, May 24, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field
Haiku # 10738, May 24, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed
Haiku # 10737, May 24, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew
Haiku # 10736, May 24, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of sober
i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!

i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!

you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!
Haiku # 10735, May 24, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography
Haiku # 10734, May 24, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Daniel Kienitz of Flint, Michigan
The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight
Haiku # 10733, May 24, 2001 9:55 am ET
by impro
Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face
Haiku # 10732, May 24, 2001 9:49 am ET
by impro
it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense
Haiku # 10731, May 24, 2001 7:54 am ET
by mellie
don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time
Haiku # 10730, May 24, 2001 7:52 am ET
by mellie
lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt
Haiku # 10729, May 24, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ronin@theden
so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku
Haiku # 10728, May 24, 2001 6:37 am ET
by ronindainspyrd1
an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more
Haiku # 10727, May 24, 2001 6:33 am ET
by roninasinsowhereismydarlinangel
nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine
Haiku # 10726, May 24, 2001 5:55 am ET
by roninbabyjustplainronin
got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this
Haiku # 10725, May 24, 2001 4:29 am ET
by mellie
Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom
Haiku # 10724, May 24, 2001 1:22 am ET
by btx
my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude
Haiku # 10723, May 24, 2001 1:16 am ET
by btx
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
Haiku # 10722, May 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by orange
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
Haiku # 10721, May 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by orange
MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit
Haiku # 10720, May 24, 2001 12:48 am ET
by btx
burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife
Haiku # 10719, May 24, 2001 12:46 am ET
by btx
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due


Haiku # 10718, May 24, 2001 12:32 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond
Haiku # 10717, May 24, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due
Haiku # 10716, May 24, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?
Haiku # 10715, May 24, 2001 12:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
35 E north?
when the fuck did that happen?
35 E south?
Haiku # 10714, May 24, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
635 and
skillman and audelia
triangle of doom
Haiku # 10713, May 24, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Listen to the car
radio hip hop techno
phaser set to stun
Haiku # 10712, May 23, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Impro
Betty from Texsucks?
Have you found that Texas is
Steers and Engineers?
Haiku # 10711, May 23, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
boo doesn't think fear.
real boo IS feared unlike this
pale imistrata.
Haiku # 10710, May 23, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by boo
cowboy who never saw
a cow, disowns mother earth;
"let her have a cow!"
Haiku # 10709, May 23, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by unconceding
gee, I wish you could
deserve my best Haiku, but...
you don't wanna know...!
Haiku # 10708, May 23, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Not my Best One Yet

Miss E loves Jesus.
he doesn't come on to her?
understand this love!
Haiku # 10707, May 23, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by MissEverything
tax cuts in time for
higher prices when they won't
even cover them.
(do you get YET what you didn't really vote FOR?)
Haiku # 10706, May 23, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by unconceding
"price craps don't provide
more waste or limit abuse"
pay For nothing more!
Haiku # 10705, May 23, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by unconceding
does it match dear dad's
honorary assassine
degree? kill the demos.
Haiku # 10704, May 23, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by unconceding
I wish it were good but
Like the road signs of the net
some worn out and old
Haiku # 10703, May 23, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by PXC
I'm in the Maine place
Sputtered immature thoughts here
But all things do change
(not always for the best)
Haiku # 10702, May 23, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by PXC
Take me interstate
through this tangled piece of ass
you know as Dallas
Haiku # 10701, May 23, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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