gee, I wish you could
deserve my best Haiku, but...
you don't wanna know...!
by Miss Everything
Not my Best One Yet
Miss E loves Jesus.
he doesn't come on to her?
understand this love!
by MissEverything
tax cuts in time for
higher prices when they won't
even cover them.
(do you get YET what you didn't really vote FOR?)
by unconceding
"price craps don't provide
more waste or limit abuse"
pay For nothing more!
by unconceding
does it match dear dad's
honorary assassine
degree? kill the demos.
by unconceding
I wish it were good but
Like the road signs of the net
some worn out and old
by PXC
I'm in the Maine place
Sputtered immature thoughts here
But all things do change
(not always for the best)
by PXC
Take me interstate
through this tangled piece of ass
you know as Dallas
by Betty LeBomb
What? Dodge different?
What do you mean marketeer?
Texas different?
by Betty LeBomb
Y'all's minds be
ruined. Texas is so nice
the land of crude all
(oil is pronounced all)
by Betty LeBomb of not in Texas anymore
I love the Texas
at least that's what they tell me
but I don't see it
by Betty LeBomb
Heard the word Texas
39 times during one
short commercial break
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint a blue sky
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my landscape
by Betty LeBomb
Web pages tangle
and confuse my daily life
blurring me a bit
by Betty LeBomb
There's a side to us
darker. And there's a light side
The ying yang routine
making us human
by PXC
Going fishing now
Still worries, but it's all a part
of growing up
by PXC
No ass corduroy
Commando hang low boy me
Goddamn that flea bite
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
No haiku to say
No haiku submitted oh
I should go bed
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Bring them wonderful beans
to the old rattlesnake bake
and mince the New England Texan traditions
by Moxie
You are right my dear
but I'd take a bunched-up sock
o'er a bunched-up rear
by impro
this week it's texas
rattlesnakes, armadillos
beans and barbeque
by ap
socks that sneak on down
suddenly socks' squashed in shoes
you just can't stop that
some socks are sneakers
and some jocks are bum creepers
it could be the jeans
by mellie
I would rather go
commando than have my ass
eat another pair
by impro
after his latest
battle, our hero returns
sans his underware
by impro
this is bad haiku
read, learn how bad, bad haiku
can really be, bad.
by ap
everytime i drink
i skip syllables badly
spelling suffers too
by ap
boo doesn't like us
(it he she) thinks we fear
its lightning sharp wit
by ap - to the "clique"
You are all jammed up
bringing your day to a halt
sounds like you should poop
by Betty LeBomb
like a glacier carves
through solid rock my undies
cleave my buttocks' gulch
by impro
Too far up the crack...
the wedgie dance is no good
Stop eating, butt! Stop!
by impro
with a gentle pop
intestines release a flood
of gray-green ejecta
by Drophammer
Dare I dig it out?
No, lest I hear the aweful,
"We have a bleeder!"
by impro
if she stays together
doesn't split apart
you won't need vegemite
by PXC
co-workers laughing
awkward gait revealing my
blunder down under
by impro
well what about
the girl with the black leather choker
, mesh and pvc clothing?
cotton mouth chaffing?
by Mox
boxer briefs of death
butt hairs caught in a vice grip
of micro stitching!
by impro
Well, chafe the wind
suffering for an art
what ho do yonder wind broken
cotton mouthing
by Mox
suffering begets
bad haiku... my cheeks lament
their white cotton bit
by impro
Somebody's flossing!
my cheeks are straddling the
butt hammock again
by impro
Well, we shall see
Patton the back, senseless
this old Whiped Latrine Barracks
by Moxie
Maj. Wedgie here
reporting for duty. I'm
here with Pvt. Parts
by impro
You old bull!
What could I say of you?
Belted galloway!
Ah, he's good when he's good...
by Mox
Some things are cons and
some things are not cons and some
things are just all there
by Mox
