this week it's texas
rattlesnakes, armadillos
beans and barbeque
by ap
socks that sneak on down
suddenly socks' squashed in shoes
you just can't stop that
some socks are sneakers
and some jocks are bum creepers
it could be the jeans
by mellie
I would rather go
commando than have my ass
eat another pair
by impro
after his latest
battle, our hero returns
sans his underware
by impro
this is bad haiku
read, learn how bad, bad haiku
can really be, bad.
by ap
everytime i drink
i skip syllables badly
spelling suffers too
by ap
boo doesn't like us
(it he she) thinks we fear
its lightning sharp wit
by ap - to the "clique"
You are all jammed up
bringing your day to a halt
sounds like you should poop
by Betty LeBomb
like a glacier carves
through solid rock my undies
cleave my buttocks' gulch
by impro
Too far up the crack...
the wedgie dance is no good
Stop eating, butt! Stop!
by impro
with a gentle pop
intestines release a flood
of gray-green ejecta
by Drophammer
Dare I dig it out?
No, lest I hear the aweful,
"We have a bleeder!"
by impro
if she stays together
doesn't split apart
you won't need vegemite
by PXC
co-workers laughing
awkward gait revealing my
blunder down under
by impro
well what about
the girl with the black leather choker
, mesh and pvc clothing?
cotton mouth chaffing?
by Mox
boxer briefs of death
butt hairs caught in a vice grip
of micro stitching!
by impro
Well, chafe the wind
suffering for an art
what ho do yonder wind broken
cotton mouthing
by Mox
suffering begets
bad haiku... my cheeks lament
their white cotton bit
by impro
Somebody's flossing!
my cheeks are straddling the
butt hammock again
by impro
Well, we shall see
Patton the back, senseless
this old Whiped Latrine Barracks
by Moxie
Maj. Wedgie here
reporting for duty. I'm
here with Pvt. Parts
by impro
You old bull!
What could I say of you?
Belted galloway!
Ah, he's good when he's good...
by Mox
Some things are cons and
some things are not cons and some
things are just all there
by Mox
the ass has a case
of severe cotton mouth... must
I endure the pain?
by impro
Black leather chokers
mesh clothing, pvc clothing at the club
what is on her mind?
Boys, sometimes girls
by Moxie
Undies gagging ass
speak to me o toothless one!
first, here's a breath mint
by impro
The sit on it thing
kind of like that routine
oh, bull friend a parson
by Moxie
my fruit of the looms
climb upward causeing minor
cheek separation
by impro
A Schroedinger's Cat
mystery in nine lives box
It's ALIVE... and dead.
by impro
Peak at madness and
the whole world seems to make
a whole lot more sense
by PXC
did she if she
could she see beyond the now
beyond the haze of cliques
beyond the games people play
and live?
by Mox
Look deeper into shit
thinking the bottom line is
to say anything to hurt...
and it won't go away...
it's just the damn Net
ignore it
by Moxie
Hey, sometimes life is
a fight. You've sinned, people see
The snowball rolls down
Then again, you let go
"sin no more" and boom, new
truths...turn a deaf ear
by Mox
I wonder if I learn
not to fight, then I will live
Nixon died with no friends...
by Moxie
Places are odd, some
they are horrors, others, kind
but it is my task
to take them as I
should. Hey, worthless dung, is to
a Hindu, Holy Shit
by Mox
Ah, don't they say it...
It's not right to fight like this
friends might be here, dunno
Hey, Jesus is no
delusion, it's just really angry people
trying to tell me what I am
from a few angry words...
by Moxie
clique on suck and be
sucked in - to their sucking cult
of clique - fearing me...
by boo
graphic gross - yer toast
we've seen it ALL before - you're
nothing new each month!!!
by boo to boon blooey
Not yet! I am not
ready to pull up my skirts
for your web cam smut
by Miss Everything
The world is silent
I have the floor. I hear the
chirping of crickets
by impro
White noise static-like
a whisper, a hiss... the sound
from the lighted fuse
by impro
It rises and wakes
me from peaceful dreams. It is
my big alarm cock
by impro
