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Haiku # 10654, May 21, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my fruit of the looms
climb upward causeing minor
cheek separation
Haiku # 10653, May 21, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by impro
A Schroedinger's Cat
mystery in nine lives box
It's ALIVE... and dead.
Haiku # 10652, May 21, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by impro
Peak at madness and
the whole world seems to make
a whole lot more sense
Haiku # 10651, May 21, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by PXC
did she if she
could she see beyond the now
beyond the haze of cliques
beyond the games people play
and live?
Haiku # 10650, May 21, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Mox
Look deeper into shit
thinking the bottom line is
to say anything to hurt...

and it won't go away...
it's just the damn Net
ignore it
Haiku # 10649, May 21, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, sometimes life is
a fight. You've sinned, people see
The snowball rolls down

Then again, you let go
"sin no more" and boom, new
truths...turn a deaf ear
Haiku # 10648, May 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if I learn
not to fight, then I will live
Nixon died with no friends...
Haiku # 10647, May 21, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10646, May 21, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Places are odd, some
they are horrors, others, kind
but it is my task
to take them as I
should. Hey, worthless dung, is to
a Hindu, Holy Shit
Haiku # 10645, May 21, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, don't they say it...
It's not right to fight like this
friends might be here, dunno

Hey, Jesus is no
delusion, it's just really angry people
trying to tell me what I am
from a few angry words...

Haiku # 10644, May 21, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
clique on suck and be
sucked in - to their sucking cult
of clique - fearing me...
Haiku # 10643, May 21, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boo
graphic gross - yer toast
we've seen it ALL before - you're
nothing new each month!!!
Haiku # 10642, May 21, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo to boon blooey
Not yet! I am not
ready to pull up my skirts
for your web cam smut
Haiku # 10641, May 21, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
The world is silent
I have the floor. I hear the
chirping of crickets
Haiku # 10640, May 21, 2001 11:06 am ET
by impro
White noise static-like
a whisper, a hiss... the sound
from the lighted fuse
Haiku # 10639, May 21, 2001 11:00 am ET
by impro
It rises and wakes
me from peaceful dreams. It is
my big alarm cock
Haiku # 10638, May 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by impro
ah... a new day dawns
HOLY SHIT its ten fifty!
where is my lunchbox?
Haiku # 10637, May 21, 2001 10:47 am ET
by impro
irresistable
invitation to rock roll
can i love a mind
Haiku # 10636, May 21, 2001 9:13 am ET
by ap
Let's dance now
Naked and with fairy cakes
Shit I'm dieting
Haiku # 10635, May 21, 2001 8:25 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Please don't smell
My finger shitting and it
Went through paper
Haiku # 10634, May 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Housework for me soon
After some masturbation
Ah! House to myself!
Haiku # 10633, May 21, 2001 8:15 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Fatter, shitter
Sorry the last one rhymed
Windy, distracted
Haiku # 10632, May 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Fatter, shitter
Sorry the last one rhymed
Windy, distracted
Haiku # 10631, May 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Felching is no fun
Sucking cum out of your bum
What's all that about?
Haiku # 10630, May 21, 2001 8:10 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Remember me love
I'm the tall one that you knew
The armpit shaver
Haiku # 10629, May 21, 2001 8:08 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
26 I was
Last week Mid Life Crisis No!
Fuck Off away now!
Haiku # 10628, May 21, 2001 8:06 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Haiku # 10627, May 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Alabaster boy
Sunlight shite at night ho hum
Disposable joy
Haiku # 10626, May 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
remnants of our love
lodged deeply in memory
errant hair gags me
Haiku # 10625, May 21, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ap
Morning awaken
Always think of you dear
Then I go for poo
Haiku # 10624, May 21, 2001 7:56 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
At the drive in songs
Have surreal names like say
"Unorthadox Paper Dog"
Haiku # 10623, May 21, 2001 7:51 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Wanky Shit Demon
Faeces and Masturbation
Eat it George Dubya
Haiku # 10622, May 21, 2001 7:49 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
I wake need to shit
Cup of tea helps direction
Brown down happy now
Haiku # 10621, May 21, 2001 7:47 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
a true story now
my friend Geraldine just can't
utter the em word

it makes her blush red
even alone in her head
and never in bed

masturbate me mate
make me moan move me mouth me
magnificient man
Haiku # 10620, May 21, 2001 3:56 am ET
by mellie, one em word I wont say either!
O come dance with me
rock and roll with me a p
yep I have rhythm

O satisfy me
I'll slurp and suck and swallow
feed me compliments

I respond kindly
it's a kind of catharsis
yep it's a climax
Haiku # 10619, May 21, 2001 3:43 am ET
by mellie
so, the five senses
have been tossed out the window
we bow to logic
Haiku # 10618, May 21, 2001 2:00 am ET
by mea culpa of sanfrancisco
engage moxie and
he thrives. ignore the fucker,
the bastard will die.

rejection is way
of life for this stupid prick.
it is what he knows.
Haiku # 10617, May 20, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by ap
poor mellie, so sad
compared to me when you are
so vital , sexy
Haiku # 10616, May 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by ap
ap and mellie,
either you two ARE moxie,
head fukin us all.....

or you are being
destroyed by what? I don't see
it? Moxibustion?
Haiku # 10615, May 20, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by the way I am not moxie
flaming bloody hell
jesus fucking christ moxie
you're an idiot

wake up to yourself
I can't bear to call you mate
once I thought you were

your words are putrid
nauseatingly stupid
worthless piles of dung



Haiku # 10614, May 20, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by mellie
take your lithium
as prescribed. be compliant.
pride? hitler? librans?

who can realte to
this sick shit. admit it here.
everyone hates you.

everywhere you go
people hate you. even your
family. shameless.
Haiku # 10613, May 20, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by ap
it's not so much that
you don't write haiku as it
is your sick loser

shitty ass whining
about delusional magic
and fucking jesus
Haiku # 10612, May 20, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ap
never call me your
fellow or ever address
me directly, see?
Haiku # 10611, May 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ap - for the disruptor
new nightmares - ED's
endocrine disruptors and
hormone mimics....hmm

EMF lattice
effects? Solar maximums?
or dumb fucks haiku..?
Haiku # 10610, May 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by what's to worry...what's to worry
This is the unreal
i miss out, real world here
for words on a screen
Haiku # 10609, May 20, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by mox
I'm not laughing at
you. I'm imploding, like if
direct battle solves
The hurts, the pride, wounds
Sometimes, fellow artists, you

have suffered too, and
been taken quite rough
called all divers things and worse
Haiku # 10608, May 20, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by Mox
Same here, almost like
An addiction is best to
see this as, I'll bet
Haiku # 10607, May 20, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
goddamn glad you can't
see me. associtaion
here is excessive.
Haiku # 10606, May 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by ap
A man you can't see
i can't see you, we can't see
each other, board to board
Haiku # 10605, May 20, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Moxie
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