Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

O come dance with me
rock and roll with me a p
yep I have rhythm

O satisfy me
I'll slurp and suck and swallow
feed me compliments

I respond kindly
it's a kind of catharsis
yep it's a climax
Haiku # 10619, May 21, 2001 3:43 am ET
by mellie
so, the five senses
have been tossed out the window
we bow to logic
Haiku # 10618, May 21, 2001 2:00 am ET
by mea culpa of sanfrancisco
engage moxie and
he thrives. ignore the fucker,
the bastard will die.

rejection is way
of life for this stupid prick.
it is what he knows.
Haiku # 10617, May 20, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by ap
poor mellie, so sad
compared to me when you are
so vital , sexy
Haiku # 10616, May 20, 2001 7:52 pm ET
by ap
ap and mellie,
either you two ARE moxie,
head fukin us all.....

or you are being
destroyed by what? I don't see
it? Moxibustion?
Haiku # 10615, May 20, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by the way I am not moxie
flaming bloody hell
jesus fucking christ moxie
you're an idiot

wake up to yourself
I can't bear to call you mate
once I thought you were

your words are putrid
nauseatingly stupid
worthless piles of dung



Haiku # 10614, May 20, 2001 6:27 pm ET
by mellie
take your lithium
as prescribed. be compliant.
pride? hitler? librans?

who can realte to
this sick shit. admit it here.
everyone hates you.

everywhere you go
people hate you. even your
family. shameless.
Haiku # 10613, May 20, 2001 5:51 pm ET
by ap
it's not so much that
you don't write haiku as it
is your sick loser

shitty ass whining
about delusional magic
and fucking jesus
Haiku # 10612, May 20, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by ap
never call me your
fellow or ever address
me directly, see?
Haiku # 10611, May 20, 2001 5:43 pm ET
by ap - for the disruptor
new nightmares - ED's
endocrine disruptors and
hormone mimics....hmm

EMF lattice
effects? Solar maximums?
or dumb fucks haiku..?
Haiku # 10610, May 20, 2001 4:42 pm ET
by what's to worry...what's to worry
This is the unreal
i miss out, real world here
for words on a screen
Haiku # 10609, May 20, 2001 4:37 pm ET
by mox
I'm not laughing at
you. I'm imploding, like if
direct battle solves
The hurts, the pride, wounds
Sometimes, fellow artists, you

have suffered too, and
been taken quite rough
called all divers things and worse
Haiku # 10608, May 20, 2001 4:35 pm ET
by Mox
Same here, almost like
An addiction is best to
see this as, I'll bet
Haiku # 10607, May 20, 2001 4:23 pm ET
by Moxie
goddamn glad you can't
see me. associtaion
here is excessive.
Haiku # 10606, May 20, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by ap
A man you can't see
i can't see you, we can't see
each other, board to board
Haiku # 10605, May 20, 2001 4:06 pm ET
by Moxie
Yes, I've not been laid
Still living in a small world
There are worse things
Haiku # 10604, May 20, 2001 4:05 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, it's stubbornness
you see, not like that but I
agree with you there. Pride!
Haiku # 10603, May 20, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
fat bastard can't find
but the head of his little
prick under his gut
Haiku # 10602, May 20, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by ap
imagine his sick
paranoid machinations
superstitious cack

whining sick prickless
never been laid misanthrope
thinks he's artist
Haiku # 10601, May 20, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by ap
he must laugh at us
what other pleasure can this
sick disrupter have
Haiku # 10600, May 20, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by ap
moxie dialogue
could prove quite interesting
a peek at madness
Haiku # 10599, May 20, 2001 3:23 pm ET
by ap
Much isn't certain
in life...so much flaw, to work
through, dross and chainmail
Haiku # 10598, May 20, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Mox
themadtaer@hotmail.com

reach me there for dialogue
Haiku # 10597, May 20, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Mox
What I wonder is
if I am not redeemable
then why does she say
"leap up..."
Haiku # 10596, May 20, 2001 12:35 pm ET
by Mox
probably more like
instead of an old nag...erm
"weeping and gnashing"

of teeth... And so on
But to forgive? I wonder
if conditional
Haiku # 10595, May 20, 2001 12:28 pm ET
by Mox
Yeah, it is...it is...
To get so much wrong first and
to add bull to the
mess...
Haiku # 10594, May 20, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
WHAT BULLSHIT!
Haiku # 10593, May 20, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Rascal
you just might have said
the thing that makes me walk from
here and find God, thus
leaving this place for
people who can say "yay, we
got him..." That's the bottom line
Haiku # 10592, May 20, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I'm getting this
"we've all sinned, and pride"
is universal

Haiku # 10591, May 20, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
No, there's much worse to
do than haiku riff raff but
if offended, then, I
do repent...I have to
But hellfire? Thou fool is
and I in real life
here's the funny thing, would take
that to heart! Maybe so...
Haiku # 10590, May 20, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Moxie
haiku god's typist
should be fired too, can't spell
or hit the right keys
Haiku # 10589, May 20, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
you sinned too often
and you were unrepentant
you kept on sinning

unredeemable
certainly recidivist
hellfire licks your soles

leap up higher Mox
great Haukuist God has spoke
it's five seven five
Haiku # 10588, May 20, 2001 11:44 am ET
by mellie
don't you mean turfed out
like old nag put out to graze
or turfed out like dross?
Haiku # 10587, May 20, 2001 11:27 am ET
by mellie
Thinking, to change names
they could see through, one sin and
you're out with most folks
Haiku # 10586, May 20, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie of There's still much to do, not based on "power"
MST3K
To raise that from the dead would
be nice...Gen X oldies
Haiku # 10585, May 20, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
So Angel Heart was
that bad... Somehow I feel like
Ed Wood, Jr., turked out...
Haiku # 10584, May 20, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Moxie
love is the answer
now I forget the question
quit asking me that
Haiku # 10583, May 20, 2001 10:18 am ET
by mellie
mephistophiles
not a mouthful in the bronx
any more - good line
Haiku # 10582, May 20, 2001 4:24 am ET
by the way I am NOT moxie
3 bucks i payed for
this movie...been robbed, but i
like charlotte rampling
Haiku # 10581, May 20, 2001 4:08 am ET
by the way I am NOT moxie
movie Angel Heart,
rob deniro with long hair,
sooooo horrific
Haiku # 10580, May 20, 2001 4:04 am ET
by the way i am NOT moxie
Ah need a drumma
honey, that kin drum laak two
jack rabbits fukkin! yah!
Haiku # 10579, May 20, 2001 3:58 am ET
by mambo priestess
please pick most cheesy
movie of last century,
my vote Angel Heart...
Haiku # 10578, May 20, 2001 3:53 am ET
by btw i am NOT moxie
asrtoglide rub off
man does she ever wiggle
scientific sex
Haiku # 10577, May 19, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
chinese food tonight
happy couple pork and pork
feel hungry soon
Haiku # 10576, May 19, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
Digging a booger
Nostril flared; finger deep
Too damn slick to pick
Haiku # 10575, May 19, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Paver
shop shop shop shop shop
shop shop shop shop shop shop shop
not again with wife.
Haiku # 10574, May 19, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ap
I did dance a dance
along the border of France
without any pants
Haiku # 10573, May 19, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Just for the taste of
a bit of that final chase scene
on the road, flat
Haiku # 10572, May 19, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Mox

we endup leaving stinky corpses.
Why care what #?????? you are. what
matters #?????? you carrie inside.
Haiku # 10571, May 19, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes tur day they told
me if i was #000000 i don't
know why they told me.

I don't think that i
am #000000 nore "#FFFFFF" I feel more
like #C8C8C8 i don't care.

Haiku # 10570, May 19, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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