you just might have said
the thing that makes me walk from
here and find God, thus
leaving this place for
people who can say "yay, we
got him..." That's the bottom line
by Moxie
Well, I'm getting this
"we've all sinned, and pride"
is universal
by Moxie
No, there's much worse to
do than haiku riff raff but
if offended, then, I
do repent...I have to
But hellfire? Thou fool is
and I in real life
here's the funny thing, would take
that to heart! Maybe so...
by Moxie
haiku god's typist
should be fired too, can't spell
or hit the right keys
by mellie
you sinned too often
and you were unrepentant
you kept on sinning
unredeemable
certainly recidivist
hellfire licks your soles
leap up higher Mox
great Haukuist God has spoke
it's five seven five
by mellie
don't you mean turfed out
like old nag put out to graze
or turfed out like dross?
by mellie
Thinking, to change names
they could see through, one sin and
you're out with most folks
by Moxie of There's still much to do, not based on "power"
MST3K
To raise that from the dead would
be nice...Gen X oldies
by Moxie
So Angel Heart was
that bad... Somehow I feel like
Ed Wood, Jr., turked out...
by Moxie
love is the answer
now I forget the question
quit asking me that
by mellie
mephistophiles
not a mouthful in the bronx
any more - good line
by the way I am NOT moxie
3 bucks i payed for
this movie...been robbed, but i
like charlotte rampling
by the way I am NOT moxie
movie Angel Heart,
rob deniro with long hair,
sooooo horrific
by the way i am NOT moxie
Ah need a drumma
honey, that kin drum laak two
jack rabbits fukkin! yah!
by mambo priestess
please pick most cheesy
movie of last century,
my vote Angel Heart...
by btw i am NOT moxie
asrtoglide rub off
man does she ever wiggle
scientific sex
by ap
chinese food tonight
happy couple pork and pork
feel hungry soon
by ap
Digging a booger
Nostril flared; finger deep
Too damn slick to pick
by Paver
shop shop shop shop shop
shop shop shop shop shop shop shop
not again with wife.
by ap
I did dance a dance
along the border of France
without any pants
by Betty LeBomb
Just for the taste of
a bit of that final chase scene
on the road, flat
by Mox
we endup leaving stinky corpses.
Why care what #?????? you are. what
matters #?????? you carrie inside.
by Anonymous Poet
yes tur day they told
me if i was #000000 i don't
know why they told me.
I don't think that i
am #000000 nore "#FFFFFF" I feel more
like #C8C8C8 i don't care.
by Anonymous Poet
Are you a person?
or just an inflatable
rubber jackass doll?
by Betty LeBomb
All covered in green
the frog jumped over the scene
and's yet to be seen
by Betty LeBomb
'Little Nicky', yeah?
Movie of the whole year!
says stoned person
by Monkey on a skateboard
the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe
by Geek Tragedy
the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe
by let's party!!!!!
your kids will love them
billions and billions
of prion burgers
I for one do like
traffic lights, green traffic lights
swaying in the breeze
by The Dark Clown
shiny new rumor:
that barbara eden is
nina hartley's mom
by ferret70 of chicago
gilligan's island -
maryann wearing only
coconut oil. MMMMmmmmm.
by ferret70 of chicago
a three-hour tour,
a three-hour tour, so why'd
ya bring all the loot?
by ferret70 of chicago
one from the dumb zone:
"five passengers set sail for
a blue oyster cult"
by ferret70 of chicago
having "mad skils" does
not, apparently, mean "skills
at just being mad."
by ferret70 of chicago
slap my ass and call
me nellie, but i just refuse
to care much today.
by ferret70 of chicago
the next person who
tries to make me care will hear
"i like traffic lights"
by ferret70 of chicago
drag the blade along,
and it shall shine forth, tearing
your vision sharply
by ferret70 of chicago
I believe you did
not want to be here as
often as you were.
by ferret70 of chicago
walk along with me
and we shall talk low in the
soft bluish moonlight
by ferret70 of chicago
how many damn times
will the same problems explode
before we fix them, hunh?
by ferret70 of chicago
spin that disc so fast
all the magic's used up.
then write some damn code.
by ferret70 of chicago
people change the files
without knowing what the hell
they think they're doing.
by ferret70 of chicago
Do Vogons go good
with tartar sauce, breading
or just some butter?
by Moxie
Vogon of Vogons
this is true. but a Vogon
is still a Vogon
by Betty LeBomb
Vogon Submission
Really bad "haikus" follow
the Moxie pattern...
Torture indeed
by Moxie
Self satisfied doors
Among other things he made
And all so Sirius...
by Mox
Though they may amuse
digital watches are not
an answer to life
by Betty LeBomb
I muster the faith
submit the improbable
many viewing eyes
by Betty LeBomb
A Deeper plunge fails
as the water is too high
to come back from there
by Betty LeBomb
Douglas Adams is
gone and, he's gone, he's
I need a radish...
Mox
Were you fond of him as a writer at all?
by 42