Are you a person?
or just an inflatable
rubber jackass doll?
by Betty LeBomb
All covered in green
the frog jumped over the scene
and's yet to be seen
by Betty LeBomb
'Little Nicky', yeah?
Movie of the whole year!
says stoned person
by Monkey on a skateboard
the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe
by Geek Tragedy
the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe
by let's party!!!!!
your kids will love them
billions and billions
of prion burgers
I for one do like
traffic lights, green traffic lights
swaying in the breeze
by The Dark Clown
shiny new rumor:
that barbara eden is
nina hartley's mom
by ferret70 of chicago
gilligan's island -
maryann wearing only
coconut oil. MMMMmmmmm.
by ferret70 of chicago
a three-hour tour,
a three-hour tour, so why'd
ya bring all the loot?
by ferret70 of chicago
one from the dumb zone:
"five passengers set sail for
a blue oyster cult"
by ferret70 of chicago
having "mad skils" does
not, apparently, mean "skills
at just being mad."
by ferret70 of chicago
slap my ass and call
me nellie, but i just refuse
to care much today.
by ferret70 of chicago
the next person who
tries to make me care will hear
"i like traffic lights"
by ferret70 of chicago
drag the blade along,
and it shall shine forth, tearing
your vision sharply
by ferret70 of chicago
I believe you did
not want to be here as
often as you were.
by ferret70 of chicago
walk along with me
and we shall talk low in the
soft bluish moonlight
by ferret70 of chicago
how many damn times
will the same problems explode
before we fix them, hunh?
by ferret70 of chicago
spin that disc so fast
all the magic's used up.
then write some damn code.
by ferret70 of chicago
people change the files
without knowing what the hell
they think they're doing.
by ferret70 of chicago
Do Vogons go good
with tartar sauce, breading
or just some butter?
by Moxie
Vogon of Vogons
this is true. but a Vogon
is still a Vogon
by Betty LeBomb
Vogon Submission
Really bad "haikus" follow
the Moxie pattern...
Torture indeed
by Moxie
Self satisfied doors
Among other things he made
And all so Sirius...
by Mox
Though they may amuse
digital watches are not
an answer to life
by Betty LeBomb
I muster the faith
submit the improbable
many viewing eyes
by Betty LeBomb
A Deeper plunge fails
as the water is too high
to come back from there
by Betty LeBomb
Douglas Adams is
gone and, he's gone, he's
I need a radish...
Mox
Were you fond of him as a writer at all?
by 42
I like raddishes
raddishes are excellent
they taste funny though
by mooxie
This haiku site did
force me to think of writing
in one type of style
That I needed to
get over emotional
writer's block, but oi...
by Moxie
complements at work
feel good, but you should have known
you are the very best
by Anonymous Poet
well, it will be more
fun to chaos then a bit, hey
must have Virgo in his Libra...
'as I have Libra
in my Scorp...
by Moxie
Reagan thought of weed
"it's their business to take those risks"
I don't smoke it
When it is passed though
I believe it will be legal
then I'll try one
by Moxie
overdue visit
a time machine travels west
back some twenty years
by ash
way too many lines
thematic repetition
is not a haiku
easy to avoid
to get me to read your work
you can't sign your name
and to make me look
it will need the count correct
and then it's haiku
by ash
bonfire has died down
on mount madonna's mother
ash's cooling off
almost out of puff
I have nothing left for mox
man that was good weed
rambling on and on
like other crazy poet
hell, now I'm hungry
by mellie, open the window, what is that smell?
where is saint these days?
I think he must be cactus
as silent as a gnome
Priest has heard from Rome
it's excommunication
had to drop haiku
Paver meant so well
Bung Daddy's in his heaven
stoking up that heat
by mellie, on a good roll here
must be going nuts
I'm licking salty fingers
my mind wanders off
my salty fingers
or his salty fishfingers
I'm just eating nuts
reminding me of
pulling up nuts roots and all
shaking off the dirt
by mellie
The colors you blew
across the grass around you
have melted to you
by Betty LeBomb
Abortion may be
the only thing able to
swiftly defetus.
by Impro
something too long to- (snip)
doesn't need those extra phra- (snip)
incomplete as fin- (snip)
by boosir Snip-a-lot
I wash her in love
she dries me with her kisses
the world is nature
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
No one is hopeless
Till they choose hopeless and then
Alive is second chance...
by Mox
Who says not to judge?
I will not set myself on fire...
I already am, annoying evangelical...
With joy, lad, no one
is perfect... Not a one...
Witch, Christian, all have fallen short
but we're human, that's why
by Moxie of this is for Ash...
Each person has different steps
Some at the barstool
others <---self pity...
Each at their own step
To the Kingdom of Chaos...
Rainman, has his place to someone
by Moxie
Sometimes, that is an
excuse to be inhuman, breach of taste...
To let a man burn himself
to death, to call him
autistic, to make the Hunchback
Your demons
by Moxie
the pain is intense
whatever got in my eye
scratched my cornea
everything is blurry
it looks like i have pink eye
and i cry non stop
by Anonymous Poet
I cheat and I lie
I am jealous I am weak
where is the priest now?
and not just for me
I would kneel in front of his
bell book and candle
by mellie
if ever in
never-neverland,
lost boys' night with Wendy dwarfs
Snow White's times seven...
no shrek!
by Miss Everything
cry me a river
I'm gonna say my
GREAT haiku as soon as the
connive's stop snipping.
by Miss Everything
I pity the brave
mellie-head who wishes she
would've said poem.
by boo dylan
