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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

must be going nuts
I'm licking salty fingers
my mind wanders off

my salty fingers
or his salty fishfingers
I'm just eating nuts

reminding me of
pulling up nuts roots and all
shaking off the dirt



Haiku # 10533, May 18, 2001 4:02 am ET
by mellie
The colors you blew
across the grass around you
have melted to you
Haiku # 10532, May 18, 2001 1:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Abortion may be
the only thing able to
swiftly defetus.
Haiku # 10531, May 17, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by Impro
something too long to- (snip)
doesn't need those extra phra- (snip)
incomplete as fin- (snip)
Haiku # 10530, May 17, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by boosir Snip-a-lot
I wash her in love
she dries me with her kisses
the world is nature
Haiku # 10529, May 17, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by Buns_of_Steel of Dallas, TX
No one is hopeless
Till they choose hopeless and then
Alive is second chance...
Haiku # 10528, May 17, 2001 1:48 pm ET
by Mox
Who says not to judge?
I will not set myself on fire...
I already am, annoying evangelical...

With joy, lad, no one
is perfect... Not a one...
Witch, Christian, all have fallen short
but we're human, that's why
Haiku # 10527, May 17, 2001 1:31 pm ET
by Moxie of this is for Ash...
Each person has different steps
Some at the barstool
others <---self pity...

Each at their own step
To the Kingdom of Chaos...
Rainman, has his place to someone
Haiku # 10526, May 17, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Moxie
Sometimes, that is an
excuse to be inhuman, breach of taste...
To let a man burn himself
to death, to call him
autistic, to make the Hunchback
Your demons
Haiku # 10525, May 17, 2001 1:25 pm ET
by Moxie
the pain is intense
whatever got in my eye
scratched my cornea

everything is blurry
it looks like i have pink eye
and i cry non stop
Haiku # 10524, May 17, 2001 1:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I cheat and I lie
I am jealous I am weak
where is the priest now?

and not just for me
I would kneel in front of his
bell book and candle
Haiku # 10523, May 17, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by mellie
if ever in

never-neverland,
lost boys' night with Wendy dwarfs
Snow White's times seven...

no shrek!
Haiku # 10522, May 17, 2001 11:32 am ET
by Miss Everything
cry me a river

I'm gonna say my
GREAT haiku as soon as the
connive's stop snipping.
Haiku # 10521, May 17, 2001 11:27 am ET
by Miss Everything
I pity the brave
mellie-head who wishes she
would've said poem.
Haiku # 10520, May 17, 2001 11:24 am ET
by boo dylan
I pity the poor
sensitive who wishes he
would not have haikued
Haiku # 10519, May 17, 2001 11:20 am ET
by boo dylan
bob dylan sang that
tears shed for a brave woman
would flood a river
Haiku # 10518, May 17, 2001 10:51 am ET
by mellie
sensitivity
is that grace which allows one's
consideration

of others feelings
while not expecting pity
in regard to self
Haiku # 10517, May 17, 2001 10:09 am ET
by ap
Haiku # 10516, May 17, 2001 9:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sad autistic man
craving for an audience
needs to lighten up

alternatively
douse yourself in volatile
and light up instead
Haiku # 10515, May 17, 2001 9:31 am ET
by ash
sensitivity
can recognise in others
their wish you'd fuck off
Haiku # 10514, May 17, 2001 9:22 am ET
by ash
some dumb bastard
unable to take a hint
i choose to ignore

haiku shall i read
but all that other bullshit
is non-existent

not entertainment
nor is it enlightenment
it is e-flatus
Haiku # 10513, May 17, 2001 8:58 am ET
by ash
stinky melon man
why do you wear those big pants?
is it a new trend?
Haiku # 10512, May 17, 2001 8:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think of a dog
it worries me with its eyes
bad dog please stop now
Haiku # 10511, May 17, 2001 8:10 am ET
by Very tired man of manchester, uk
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? He cannot
smell; he's got no nose.
Haiku # 10510, May 17, 2001 8:06 am ET
by Commander C**t of Manchester, UK
In my dreams, my legs
are strong. In my dreams, I am
the Wizardmaster.
Haiku # 10509, May 17, 2001 8:03 am ET
by Commander C**t of Manchester, UK
Big bad caffeine rush
hear the voices in my head
alone in the dark
Haiku # 10508, May 17, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hard to kiss you now
waiting for the night to fall
I will kiss you hard

close your eyes closer
I will take your breath away
O I take it hard
Haiku # 10507, May 17, 2001 1:28 am ET
by mellie
B.C. election
heartbreaker, born green i watch
in horror, scum rise
Haiku # 10506, May 16, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by pigdog
road rage, haiku rage,
poetry highway choked with
gaseous outbursts
Haiku # 10505, May 16, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by bad poetry
spring wind pushing leaves,
leaves resist, tree branches sway,
life full of conflict
Haiku # 10504, May 16, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by WhitRock Bohemian
fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly
Haiku # 10503, May 16, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by bad poetry
fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly
Haiku # 10502, May 16, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by bad poetry
I've made mellie mad
being stupid and scorpionic
feeling sorry for myself
but not stopping for pause
Haiku # 10501, May 16, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by Moxie
mellie's sweet glazed hole?
fuckwits?and philosophy?
in over my head
Haiku # 10500, May 16, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Bruce
It's underground snobbish
I'm superior wherever, and whenever
either me or you
the mind is an incredible bully
I'm just not smart enough to lie
Haiku # 10499, May 16, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Liberalism seems to
compete intellectually
till only one remains alive
on the heap of the Left
Haiku # 10498, May 16, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I wish they'd legalize
marijuana, since it seems
less evil than say, many other
drugs... When they can make the
$$$s they will

5-7-5
Haiku # 10497, May 16, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Moxie
I am going to keep
writing here, no matter how
stupid you tell me
I am, my family, whether
I am the Whore of Babylon,
whether I if ever published
don't ammount to paperbacks
this is the way out
Haiku # 10496, May 16, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by Moxie
In the Slough of Fear
There may be madness, but there is
also, always hope...

Haiku # 10495, May 16, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by Moxie
To project back these
Naked Lunch images, if it helps
catharsis
ok, you feel better...
Haiku # 10494, May 16, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie
windy springs, clear rain,
and little birds dive at big
guys to ward away!
Haiku # 10493, May 16, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Miss Everything
our rule of flaw no
longer considers the poor
fools we should protect.
Haiku # 10492, May 16, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by supremes
we're stoned on something:
elections for erections:
pot smokers "this" close.
Haiku # 10491, May 16, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by the supremes
All your bad haiku
Seem to pertain to your life
Instead of this site
Haiku # 10490, May 16, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
All my bad haiku
Seem to pertain to this site
Instead of my life
Haiku # 10489, May 16, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Janis
amazing after
all the bloodshed the stupid
ones still pass on genes

they procreate and
fornicate and slowly grow
more nonsensical

next thing you know they
pretend to be smart yet can't
understand haiku
Haiku # 10488, May 16, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by impro
if you hate yourself,
that's an improvement, but don't
call me your "you" blues.
Haiku # 10487, May 16, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by boo
before now I have
never had the urge to be
violent or mean

Now I plan to gash
out someone's eye and then fuck
the empty socket
Haiku # 10486, May 16, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by could be you
tabuli sandwich
with feta cheeze is a good
meatless lunch for me

plans tonight should be
over by nine oclock but are
we going to hook up
Haiku # 10485, May 16, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you forgot to mention
the victoms of the glazed
hole of mellie
Haiku # 10484, May 16, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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