our rule of flaw no
longer considers the poor
fools we should protect.

we're stoned on something:
elections for erections:
pot smokers "this" close.

All your bad haiku
Seem to pertain to your life
Instead of this site

All my bad haiku
Seem to pertain to this site
Instead of my life

amazing after
all the bloodshed the stupid
ones still pass on genes

they procreate and
fornicate and slowly grow
more nonsensical

next thing you know they
pretend to be smart yet can't
understand haiku

if you hate yourself,
that's an improvement, but don't
call me your "you" blues.

before now I have
never had the urge to be
violent or mean

Now I plan to gash
out someone's eye and then fuck
the empty socket

tabuli sandwich
with feta cheeze is a good
meatless lunch for me

plans tonight should be
over by nine oclock but are
we going to hook up

you forgot to mention
the victoms of the glazed
hole of mellie

All Symptom E;
neuroepedemic of
violent brain plague?????

Genghis Khans mountain of skulls
Vietnam the 5000 year war
The Turkish / Armenian genocide
The Rape of Nanking

The Balkan conflicts and genocides
Israeli/ Palestinian genocide
And now the haiku crucifying of Moxie

Like Gladiator
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" she
stands before the crowd

your head is fucked up
you are fucked in the head mox
you are a fuckwit

Hear the violin
playing a sad song? No? That's
cause I sat on it

Well, I didn't get
those but sometimes getting just
isn't quite "nothing."

didn't save me the
69 spot?! so you don't
get my latest great-
est
one

did they consider
doctors can proscribe what work's
legal ALSO? Naaaawwww-...!

If it sounds too good
Likely, hash browns, donuts, coffee
is damn good now

One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro

One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...

you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes

you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing

exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku

mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing

so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off

Colon al Motel
it read, lighting up the lot
romantic and shit

Okay, this isn't
working so well. network is
always on the booze

My Mexican meal
has been going on for days
food, tried and refried

Charm-bot only smiles
blinks, nods, and whirls towards me
but lacks in true charm

mexican breakfast,
cigarette, glass of water,
life of refried dreams

a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind

a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind

The Death Card in my
deck is Draw Four, Wild, my curse...
"Uno." To skip cards...

Magick as self made
Click here and find out, it goes
way too fast for me...

White Goddess types and
all those funny esoterics
I'll stick with Bowflex

Almost a shame that
My pay has not risen just
Cause I'm more vicious.

my mantra at work:
"Bite me traderboy. Bite me
traderboy. Bite me."

i had hoped so much
my adolescence would end
by this time of life.

lust unabated
yet for certain cow-orkers
flames like summer sun.

I want to write some
erotic haiku. Is that
the rhythm method?

another day of
narrowly-dodged data shots
must go home and nap.

once I saved the world
with no one list'ning: again
I could if you would.

that's not me, not me
didn't say that; meant it though:
I'm original

boy, am I original!

igpay atinlay
asterfulmay ovemay
rannygay ockcay!

wiccan voodoo scare
superior to Hitchcock
play that death card now!

wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from my freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed