Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro
Haiku # 10472, May 16, 2001 10:39 am ET
by impro
One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...
Haiku # 10471, May 16, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Mox
you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes
Haiku # 10470, May 16, 2001 9:33 am ET
by Impro of Dream World
you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing

exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku
Haiku # 10469, May 16, 2001 9:21 am ET
by ash
mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing

so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off
Haiku # 10468, May 16, 2001 9:04 am ET
by mellie
Colon al Motel
it read, lighting up the lot
romantic and shit
Haiku # 10467, May 15, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, this isn't
working so well. network is
always on the booze
Haiku # 10466, May 15, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10465, May 15, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10464, May 15, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Mexican meal
has been going on for days
food, tried and refried
Haiku # 10463, May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10462, May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charm-bot only smiles
blinks, nods, and whirls towards me
but lacks in true charm
Haiku # 10461, May 15, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mexican breakfast,
cigarette, glass of water,
life of refried dreams
Haiku # 10460, May 15, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
Haiku # 10459, May 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by WOO HOO
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
Haiku # 10458, May 15, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by WOO HOO
The Death Card in my
deck is Draw Four, Wild, my curse...
"Uno." To skip cards...
Haiku # 10457, May 15, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Mox
Magick as self made
Click here and find out, it goes
way too fast for me...
Haiku # 10456, May 15, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10455, May 15, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
White Goddess types and
all those funny esoterics
I'll stick with Bowflex
Haiku # 10454, May 15, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10453, May 15, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Almost a shame that
My pay has not risen just
Cause I'm more vicious.
Haiku # 10452, May 15, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
my mantra at work:
"Bite me traderboy. Bite me
traderboy. Bite me."
Haiku # 10451, May 15, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i had hoped so much
my adolescence would end
by this time of life.
Haiku # 10450, May 15, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
lust unabated
yet for certain cow-orkers
flames like summer sun.
Haiku # 10449, May 15, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I want to write some
erotic haiku. Is that
the rhythm method?
Haiku # 10448, May 15, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
another day of
narrowly-dodged data shots
must go home and nap.
Haiku # 10447, May 15, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
once I saved the world
with no one list'ning: again
I could if you would.
Haiku # 10446, May 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Brett
that's not me, not me
didn't say that; meant it though:
I'm original

boy, am I original!
Haiku # 10445, May 15, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
igpay atinlay
asterfulmay ovemay
rannygay ockcay!
Haiku # 10444, May 15, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by ap
wiccan voodoo scare
superior to Hitchcock
play that death card now!
Haiku # 10443, May 15, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ap
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from my freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed

Haiku # 10442, May 15, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by ap - to correct editing error
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed
Haiku # 10441, May 15, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by ap
unfiltered harmful
haiku are welcome here now
lord please save us all
Haiku # 10440, May 15, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by ap
Actually, you're right
I need to learn the basics.
'Fore I mess with them.
Haiku # 10439, May 15, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
It didn't harm none
It was called gibberish to
filter out that harm....
Haiku # 10438, May 15, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10437, May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10436, May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
What is better is
Mom, kick me out, and that's the
God's honest sad truth :)
Haiku # 10435, May 15, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Maine's joint as healer
law is up for snuff now they
sez, 8-zip, gawsh
Haiku # 10434, May 15, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Mox
The pox is too much
Yes, like the Devil card, but
denied Wiccan wise...
Haiku # 10433, May 15, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Mom took me home and
the haiku is on the spot a
bit, if I try, see...
Haiku # 10432, May 15, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Moxie
still looking for work
female dotcom'rs ? I hear
they are hiring :-) (.)(.)

http://faulkman.air0day.com/cheese/main.shtml
Haiku # 10431, May 15, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always there will be
those unwilling to comply
with unenforced rules

a pox, certainly.
Unnecessary evil
wrecking ev'rything

gib'rish left unread
Devoting not the slightest
thought to pagan words
Haiku # 10430, May 15, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by impro of consider
mox say the mantra
"O mommy take me Home" - great
buddhist tradition
Haiku # 10429, May 15, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Help Me Moma !!!
a nose out of joint?
or a joint not out of nose?
a freudian sniff?
Haiku # 10428, May 15, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Help Me Mama !!!
...
sin
cite
center
challenging
mathimatician
elementary line to line
Haiku # 10427, May 15, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Impro,O.G. of Fibonnaci Haiku
Answering poems
To deny darkness, or light
We are unwhole then

See me in the showers?
Well, the aerosol deoderant almost got me
Haiku # 10426, May 15, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Mox, accidental AP of oops, did it again...
the frustrated
turn to Stalin, Hitler, Mao
Boenhoffer? Christ!
Haiku # 10425, May 15, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
share shit or keep to
self? What if someone could help and
You wanted it, and, if
no one cares, are you
there yet? Shit happens. Carved in
a desk. And it did
Haiku # 10424, May 15, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
Hey, my dear sir, it
proves you are alive, and feel
What is best then, is
we are human and may
be creul, but as creatures of
Chaos, kind as well
Haiku # 10423, May 15, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Moxie
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