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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The pox is too much
Yes, like the Devil card, but
denied Wiccan wise...
Haiku # 10433, May 15, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Mom took me home and
the haiku is on the spot a
bit, if I try, see...
Haiku # 10432, May 15, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Moxie
still looking for work
female dotcom'rs ? I hear
they are hiring :-) (.)(.)

http://faulkman.air0day.com/cheese/main.shtml
Haiku # 10431, May 15, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always there will be
those unwilling to comply
with unenforced rules

a pox, certainly.
Unnecessary evil
wrecking ev'rything

gib'rish left unread
Devoting not the slightest
thought to pagan words
Haiku # 10430, May 15, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by impro of consider
mox say the mantra
"O mommy take me Home" - great
buddhist tradition
Haiku # 10429, May 15, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Help Me Moma !!!
a nose out of joint?
or a joint not out of nose?
a freudian sniff?
Haiku # 10428, May 15, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Help Me Mama !!!
...
sin
cite
center
challenging
mathimatician
elementary line to line
Haiku # 10427, May 15, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Impro,O.G. of Fibonnaci Haiku
Answering poems
To deny darkness, or light
We are unwhole then

See me in the showers?
Well, the aerosol deoderant almost got me
Haiku # 10426, May 15, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Mox, accidental AP of oops, did it again...
the frustrated
turn to Stalin, Hitler, Mao
Boenhoffer? Christ!
Haiku # 10425, May 15, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
share shit or keep to
self? What if someone could help and
You wanted it, and, if
no one cares, are you
there yet? Shit happens. Carved in
a desk. And it did
Haiku # 10424, May 15, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
Hey, my dear sir, it
proves you are alive, and feel
What is best then, is
we are human and may
be creul, but as creatures of
Chaos, kind as well
Haiku # 10423, May 15, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Moxie
Yes, My Son, I will
Stand in the booth here and you
I'll take a coffee
and two doughnuts, thanks
Haiku # 10422, May 15, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
10413
was written in pig latin
Well, sort of I guess...

it is a lost art
and too much of its past is
broken-fragmented

Okay... I was drunk!
I learned it by watching you!
have mercy on me!
Haiku # 10421, May 15, 2001 10:24 am ET
by impro of response to Mellie (10414)
serious problems
afflicting ev'rybody
you are not alone

tell me about it?
i really don't need to know
i've got my own shit
Haiku # 10420, May 15, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ash
i don't pity you
i don't want you here no more
i wish you'd fuck off

take a holiday
you claim you've discovered god
well go and see him
Haiku # 10419, May 15, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ash
historically
moxie needs concentration
turn on those showers

his endless drivel
strikes no sympathy in me
crank up the ovens

if god had mercy
he'd spare us the suffering
rendering you mute
Haiku # 10418, May 15, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ash
no one knows for sure
what a freudian sniff is
sigmund's mumma's fug
Haiku # 10417, May 15, 2001 8:03 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 10416, May 15, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sent for the doctor
doctor said I think he's dead
too long on the job
Haiku # 10415, May 15, 2001 2:40 am ET
by mellie, for Duncan and Brady and Bob
hey impro matey
what the bloody hell it that
I just don't get it
Haiku # 10414, May 15, 2001 2:36 am ET
by mellie
igpay atinlay
aikuhay itesbay oryay
itewhay otumscray
Haiku # 10413, May 15, 2001 12:02 am ET
by impro
sensuality
eschew obfuscation of
expressionism

a dog can only
run half way into the woods
then it's running out

the martial art of
a wanker is also called
hand to gland combat
Haiku # 10412, May 14, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by impro, Now with 50% more pointlessness
i never posted
as another until boo
once stole my handle
Haiku # 10411, May 14, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by ap
great ass splatter shit
fuckin' hemmodoid flapper
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 10410, May 14, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by boo
now for the baBOOn
anal retentive asshole
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 10409, May 14, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ap - i feel like flaming
cunning and cruel
do we have a shoulder chip
mere observation
Haiku # 10408, May 14, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ap
Staring blankly, I
seek the nothingness of the day-
Procrastination!
Haiku # 10407, May 14, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Ed
anal retentives
won't impeach a loaf, in veigh
ass-hole-sination.
Haiku # 10406, May 14, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by unconceding
not fitting in here
like sprinklers in rain, training
plants to want too much
Haiku # 10405, May 14, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by boo
humans are a cruel
and stupid animal just
observe and reflect...

on the fine noble
qualities we attribute
to ourselves,

cunning, self-serving
lies. we shred the earth with
our poisonous seed
Haiku # 10404, May 14, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by gothic you say????
obese, unemployed
gothic personality
unattractive, too

excessive wanking
superstitious, bipolar
lives with mom and dad
Haiku # 10403, May 14, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by ap ----- a MOXIE guess
Have not shit in days
My farts smell worse than ever
Sublimated shit?
Haiku # 10402, May 14, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Saint
Let's see what you can
do, you've all got the better
haiku, stuff, winds, rain
Haiku # 10401, May 14, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC/Mox
There's no end to life
Just a pause for station identification
and back to the show
Haiku # 10400, May 14, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Where did it get you?
Is it all in your mind? Stench
Back to the sewer then I go
Haiku # 10399, May 14, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
The self is the problem
I want to stop, I I I
I can't see you, then
I, I, I, I, I
Bill Clinton's head on acid
blurring for eternity on wash
Haiku # 10398, May 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
I am seeking work
Sick of me, but still, seeking
Even if the whole world
falls under, go on...
Haiku # 10397, May 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Go on to Berlin
Blood and guts, firing , waiting
for the time at hand
Haiku # 10396, May 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Mox of And go on
The words of anguish
or critique are often words
of hurt, and fallout
Haiku # 10395, May 14, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
To be sick of me
When I am me, is no exit
and one person
Haiku # 10394, May 14, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku Cola will
and you can, drink it down, and
there it goes...within
Haiku # 10393, May 14, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Moving right along
It is this thing that one feels
No empathy, psycho
Haiku # 10392, May 14, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Moxie
It is human I guess
that limits exist on the
lenghts of patience
Haiku # 10391, May 14, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I hate it when my
confuser thus speaks to me...
Control, Alt, Delete!
Haiku # 10390, May 14, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by impro
Error: Expression
Wizard has caused a gen'ral
protection fault, ass!
Haiku # 10389, May 14, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by impro
These words are for you
what's beyond that is between
You, God, and Haiku.
Haiku # 10388, May 14, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
expression wizard:
Please wait while I generate
a thoughtful haiku...
Haiku # 10387, May 14, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by impro
...the floodgates opened
'tis I who influence you
the tide of words flow

no respite from wet
water level rise ever
Say it, don't spray it

You asked me for news
Instead you got the weather
say it, don't spray it
Haiku # 10386, May 14, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by impro
some talk about crap
others just write crappy stuff
that has a real stench
Haiku # 10385, May 14, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by mellie
moxie once I loved
and look where that got me mate
I am sick of you
Haiku # 10384, May 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by mellie
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