Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

obese, unemployed
gothic personality
unattractive, too

excessive wanking
superstitious, bipolar
lives with mom and dad
Haiku # 10403, May 14, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by ap ----- a MOXIE guess
Have not shit in days
My farts smell worse than ever
Sublimated shit?
Haiku # 10402, May 14, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Saint
Let's see what you can
do, you've all got the better
haiku, stuff, winds, rain
Haiku # 10401, May 14, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC/Mox
There's no end to life
Just a pause for station identification
and back to the show
Haiku # 10400, May 14, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Where did it get you?
Is it all in your mind? Stench
Back to the sewer then I go
Haiku # 10399, May 14, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
The self is the problem
I want to stop, I I I
I can't see you, then
I, I, I, I, I
Bill Clinton's head on acid
blurring for eternity on wash
Haiku # 10398, May 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
I am seeking work
Sick of me, but still, seeking
Even if the whole world
falls under, go on...
Haiku # 10397, May 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Go on to Berlin
Blood and guts, firing , waiting
for the time at hand
Haiku # 10396, May 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Mox of And go on
The words of anguish
or critique are often words
of hurt, and fallout
Haiku # 10395, May 14, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
To be sick of me
When I am me, is no exit
and one person
Haiku # 10394, May 14, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku Cola will
and you can, drink it down, and
there it goes...within
Haiku # 10393, May 14, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Moving right along
It is this thing that one feels
No empathy, psycho
Haiku # 10392, May 14, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Moxie
It is human I guess
that limits exist on the
lenghts of patience
Haiku # 10391, May 14, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I hate it when my
confuser thus speaks to me...
Control, Alt, Delete!
Haiku # 10390, May 14, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by impro
Error: Expression
Wizard has caused a gen'ral
protection fault, ass!
Haiku # 10389, May 14, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by impro
These words are for you
what's beyond that is between
You, God, and Haiku.
Haiku # 10388, May 14, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
expression wizard:
Please wait while I generate
a thoughtful haiku...
Haiku # 10387, May 14, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by impro
...the floodgates opened
'tis I who influence you
the tide of words flow

no respite from wet
water level rise ever
Say it, don't spray it

You asked me for news
Instead you got the weather
say it, don't spray it
Haiku # 10386, May 14, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by impro
some talk about crap
others just write crappy stuff
that has a real stench
Haiku # 10385, May 14, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by mellie
moxie once I loved
and look where that got me mate
I am sick of you
Haiku # 10384, May 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by mellie
one good meal is
beef, beer, broccoli, and cheese
start the gas showers
Haiku # 10383, May 14, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by ap
unified beauty, art for all
bad haiku, cheese, formless
but still, some eats it
rats, nuts
Haiku # 10382, May 14, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by Moxie
magnetic haiku?
forming walls for thoughts bright as
the sun or fusion
Haiku # 10381, May 14, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
play god? can't do it.
this is only bad haiku
see? haiku? but bad.
Haiku # 10380, May 14, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ap
Here and now, be gone
So much politics, so many
destined for the gas showers
as they didn't fit in Germany
would you be us or them?
Haiku # 10379, May 14, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Moxie
eat the cheese
and then go to this web-site
you will fit right in.

http://www.createafart.com/
Haiku # 10378, May 14, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Play God and be damned
As Hitler fell, and played God man
One more fire log
for eternity
Haiku # 10377, May 14, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10376, May 14, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
enlightenment. yes!
can't cure your mental illness.
haiku therapy?
Haiku # 10375, May 14, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ap
A group wanted me
to keep talking, and goaded
this is called pride and
if they did not care
then, from what place did that start
and you've felt it too...
John 3:16
Haiku # 10374, May 14, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10373, May 14, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Empty crusade, yes
You have to play it their way
To teach them your way.
Haiku # 10372, May 14, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I suppose then
that some, here, who do not care
Don't even try to
Haiku # 10371, May 14, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Moxie
no one is throw out
no one is disposable
no one, hate or love

I'm Christian, learn what that means, forget
form as God, ettiquette and power as God,
and forget yourself and become truly human
Haiku # 10370, May 14, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by Moxie
understanding cheese
with many variances
demands commitment

who cares to commit
to understand unconformed
cheesy mindless shit
Haiku # 10369, May 14, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by ap
just like ripened cheese
moldy haiku satisfies
through purposeful form
Haiku # 10368, May 14, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by ap
Sometimes it is
best to ignore the mold or
destroy it, to re-new

Not for others though
but for the self, to define
and shape one's self so

it goes on life long
sometimes you need to go on
someplace else, anew
Haiku # 10367, May 14, 2001 1:09 pm ET
by Moxie
It is in the eye
of the looker, those who don't
accept, often sad

as it may be, do
not ever do so, and this
is a sad fact, life
Haiku # 10366, May 14, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Moxie
i'm used already
this place is not bad chaos
you don't write haiku

cleverness i like
entertainment i enjoy
waste of electrons

while you never fit
have you ever stopped to ask
am i the right shape ?


Haiku # 10365, May 14, 2001 11:02 am ET
by ash
Chaos is good but
The reason I fight is my self
Is held at gun point
To kill self to survive!
Horrid paradox but what
that means is the Phoenix
Rises from the dead
You'll get used to me I hope
Haiku # 10364, May 14, 2001 10:35 am ET
by Moxie
There's just something about Librans
and a need for order some heal for.

Haiku # 10363, May 14, 2001 10:34 am ET
by Moxie
we hold out our palms
with interdigitation
in the infra-red
Haiku # 10362, May 14, 2001 4:42 am ET
by ash
his haikulation
grew supernumerary
ain't got no rhythm

superfluous sound
excessive to the meter
he beats off wildly

Haiku # 10361, May 14, 2001 4:39 am ET
by ash
maybe she did - once.
do you have any siblings?
well, maybe then, more.
Haiku # 10360, May 13, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
I think that my mom
did get drunk and fuck my dad
but..the Stones?no way
Haiku # 10359, May 13, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Bruce
rolling stones capture
the essence of rock 'n roll
lets get drunk and fuck
Haiku # 10358, May 13, 2001 4:28 pm ET
by ap
Patti came from a JW
background which isn't easy
and Bjork, I think that
means "Earth Mother" or
Well, I did see Willie Nelson
In Rockland last August
Iggy, don't know much about
him...
Haiku # 10357, May 13, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Better self absorbed...
Gets rid of stains much faster
That's why I'm Christian
paradox but true
Haiku # 10356, May 13, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Moxie
oh boy mothers day
better leave now quite a drive
self absorbed guilt queen
Haiku # 10355, May 13, 2001 12:49 pm ET
by Bruce
moxie moxie mox
I am just the country hick
Iggy would be bored

I want a swan dress
like Bjork wore and ponytial
like Willie Nelson's

Patti spits and spits
Patti is a real wild child
but I'm the rager
Haiku # 10354, May 13, 2001 11:33 am ET
by mellie
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