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Haiku # 10453, May 15, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Almost a shame that
My pay has not risen just
Cause I'm more vicious.
Haiku # 10452, May 15, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
my mantra at work:
"Bite me traderboy. Bite me
traderboy. Bite me."
Haiku # 10451, May 15, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i had hoped so much
my adolescence would end
by this time of life.
Haiku # 10450, May 15, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
lust unabated
yet for certain cow-orkers
flames like summer sun.
Haiku # 10449, May 15, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I want to write some
erotic haiku. Is that
the rhythm method?
Haiku # 10448, May 15, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
another day of
narrowly-dodged data shots
must go home and nap.
Haiku # 10447, May 15, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
once I saved the world
with no one list'ning: again
I could if you would.
Haiku # 10446, May 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Brett
that's not me, not me
didn't say that; meant it though:
I'm original

boy, am I original!
Haiku # 10445, May 15, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
igpay atinlay
asterfulmay ovemay
rannygay ockcay!
Haiku # 10444, May 15, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by ap
wiccan voodoo scare
superior to Hitchcock
play that death card now!
Haiku # 10443, May 15, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ap
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from my freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed

Haiku # 10442, May 15, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by ap - to correct editing error
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed
Haiku # 10441, May 15, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by ap
unfiltered harmful
haiku are welcome here now
lord please save us all
Haiku # 10440, May 15, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by ap
Actually, you're right
I need to learn the basics.
'Fore I mess with them.
Haiku # 10439, May 15, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
It didn't harm none
It was called gibberish to
filter out that harm....
Haiku # 10438, May 15, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10437, May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10436, May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
What is better is
Mom, kick me out, and that's the
God's honest sad truth :)
Haiku # 10435, May 15, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Maine's joint as healer
law is up for snuff now they
sez, 8-zip, gawsh
Haiku # 10434, May 15, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Mox
The pox is too much
Yes, like the Devil card, but
denied Wiccan wise...
Haiku # 10433, May 15, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Mom took me home and
the haiku is on the spot a
bit, if I try, see...
Haiku # 10432, May 15, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Moxie
still looking for work
female dotcom'rs ? I hear
they are hiring :-) (.)(.)

http://faulkman.air0day.com/cheese/main.shtml
Haiku # 10431, May 15, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always there will be
those unwilling to comply
with unenforced rules

a pox, certainly.
Unnecessary evil
wrecking ev'rything

gib'rish left unread
Devoting not the slightest
thought to pagan words
Haiku # 10430, May 15, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by impro of consider
mox say the mantra
"O mommy take me Home" - great
buddhist tradition
Haiku # 10429, May 15, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Help Me Moma !!!
a nose out of joint?
or a joint not out of nose?
a freudian sniff?
Haiku # 10428, May 15, 2001 12:14 pm ET
by Help Me Mama !!!
...
sin
cite
center
challenging
mathimatician
elementary line to line
Haiku # 10427, May 15, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Impro,O.G. of Fibonnaci Haiku
Answering poems
To deny darkness, or light
We are unwhole then

See me in the showers?
Well, the aerosol deoderant almost got me
Haiku # 10426, May 15, 2001 12:02 pm ET
by Mox, accidental AP of oops, did it again...
the frustrated
turn to Stalin, Hitler, Mao
Boenhoffer? Christ!
Haiku # 10425, May 15, 2001 12:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
share shit or keep to
self? What if someone could help and
You wanted it, and, if
no one cares, are you
there yet? Shit happens. Carved in
a desk. And it did
Haiku # 10424, May 15, 2001 11:59 am ET
by Moxie
Hey, my dear sir, it
proves you are alive, and feel
What is best then, is
we are human and may
be creul, but as creatures of
Chaos, kind as well
Haiku # 10423, May 15, 2001 11:58 am ET
by Moxie
Yes, My Son, I will
Stand in the booth here and you
I'll take a coffee
and two doughnuts, thanks
Haiku # 10422, May 15, 2001 11:56 am ET
by Moxie
10413
was written in pig latin
Well, sort of I guess...

it is a lost art
and too much of its past is
broken-fragmented

Okay... I was drunk!
I learned it by watching you!
have mercy on me!
Haiku # 10421, May 15, 2001 10:24 am ET
by impro of response to Mellie (10414)
serious problems
afflicting ev'rybody
you are not alone

tell me about it?
i really don't need to know
i've got my own shit
Haiku # 10420, May 15, 2001 8:34 am ET
by ash
i don't pity you
i don't want you here no more
i wish you'd fuck off

take a holiday
you claim you've discovered god
well go and see him
Haiku # 10419, May 15, 2001 8:30 am ET
by ash
historically
moxie needs concentration
turn on those showers

his endless drivel
strikes no sympathy in me
crank up the ovens

if god had mercy
he'd spare us the suffering
rendering you mute
Haiku # 10418, May 15, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ash
no one knows for sure
what a freudian sniff is
sigmund's mumma's fug
Haiku # 10417, May 15, 2001 8:03 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 10416, May 15, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sent for the doctor
doctor said I think he's dead
too long on the job
Haiku # 10415, May 15, 2001 2:40 am ET
by mellie, for Duncan and Brady and Bob
hey impro matey
what the bloody hell it that
I just don't get it
Haiku # 10414, May 15, 2001 2:36 am ET
by mellie
igpay atinlay
aikuhay itesbay oryay
itewhay otumscray
Haiku # 10413, May 15, 2001 12:02 am ET
by impro
sensuality
eschew obfuscation of
expressionism

a dog can only
run half way into the woods
then it's running out

the martial art of
a wanker is also called
hand to gland combat
Haiku # 10412, May 14, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by impro, Now with 50% more pointlessness
i never posted
as another until boo
once stole my handle
Haiku # 10411, May 14, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by ap
great ass splatter shit
fuckin' hemmodoid flapper
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 10410, May 14, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by boo
now for the baBOOn
anal retentive asshole
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 10409, May 14, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ap - i feel like flaming
cunning and cruel
do we have a shoulder chip
mere observation
Haiku # 10408, May 14, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ap
Staring blankly, I
seek the nothingness of the day-
Procrastination!
Haiku # 10407, May 14, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Ed
anal retentives
won't impeach a loaf, in veigh
ass-hole-sination.
Haiku # 10406, May 14, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by unconceding
not fitting in here
like sprinklers in rain, training
plants to want too much
Haiku # 10405, May 14, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by boo
humans are a cruel
and stupid animal just
observe and reflect...

on the fine noble
qualities we attribute
to ourselves,

cunning, self-serving
lies. we shred the earth with
our poisonous seed
Haiku # 10404, May 14, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by gothic you say????
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