Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

historically
moxie needs concentration
turn on those showers

his endless drivel
strikes no sympathy in me
crank up the ovens

if god had mercy
he'd spare us the suffering
rendering you mute
Haiku # 10418, May 15, 2001 8:22 am ET
by ash
no one knows for sure
what a freudian sniff is
sigmund's mumma's fug
Haiku # 10417, May 15, 2001 8:03 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 10416, May 15, 2001 3:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sent for the doctor
doctor said I think he's dead
too long on the job
Haiku # 10415, May 15, 2001 2:40 am ET
by mellie, for Duncan and Brady and Bob
hey impro matey
what the bloody hell it that
I just don't get it
Haiku # 10414, May 15, 2001 2:36 am ET
by mellie
igpay atinlay
aikuhay itesbay oryay
itewhay otumscray
Haiku # 10413, May 15, 2001 12:02 am ET
by impro
sensuality
eschew obfuscation of
expressionism

a dog can only
run half way into the woods
then it's running out

the martial art of
a wanker is also called
hand to gland combat
Haiku # 10412, May 14, 2001 11:55 pm ET
by impro, Now with 50% more pointlessness
i never posted
as another until boo
once stole my handle
Haiku # 10411, May 14, 2001 7:31 pm ET
by ap
great ass splatter shit
fuckin' hemmodoid flapper
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 10410, May 14, 2001 7:27 pm ET
by boo
now for the baBOOn
anal retentive asshole
mommy wipes my ass
Haiku # 10409, May 14, 2001 7:23 pm ET
by ap - i feel like flaming
cunning and cruel
do we have a shoulder chip
mere observation
Haiku # 10408, May 14, 2001 7:14 pm ET
by ap
Staring blankly, I
seek the nothingness of the day-
Procrastination!
Haiku # 10407, May 14, 2001 6:28 pm ET
by Ed
anal retentives
won't impeach a loaf, in veigh
ass-hole-sination.
Haiku # 10406, May 14, 2001 5:24 pm ET
by unconceding
not fitting in here
like sprinklers in rain, training
plants to want too much
Haiku # 10405, May 14, 2001 5:19 pm ET
by boo
humans are a cruel
and stupid animal just
observe and reflect...

on the fine noble
qualities we attribute
to ourselves,

cunning, self-serving
lies. we shred the earth with
our poisonous seed
Haiku # 10404, May 14, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by gothic you say????
obese, unemployed
gothic personality
unattractive, too

excessive wanking
superstitious, bipolar
lives with mom and dad
Haiku # 10403, May 14, 2001 4:34 pm ET
by ap ----- a MOXIE guess
Have not shit in days
My farts smell worse than ever
Sublimated shit?
Haiku # 10402, May 14, 2001 4:32 pm ET
by Saint
Let's see what you can
do, you've all got the better
haiku, stuff, winds, rain
Haiku # 10401, May 14, 2001 4:10 pm ET
by PXC/Mox
There's no end to life
Just a pause for station identification
and back to the show
Haiku # 10400, May 14, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Where did it get you?
Is it all in your mind? Stench
Back to the sewer then I go
Haiku # 10399, May 14, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
The self is the problem
I want to stop, I I I
I can't see you, then
I, I, I, I, I
Bill Clinton's head on acid
blurring for eternity on wash
Haiku # 10398, May 14, 2001 3:40 pm ET
by Moxie
I am seeking work
Sick of me, but still, seeking
Even if the whole world
falls under, go on...
Haiku # 10397, May 14, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by Moxie
Go on to Berlin
Blood and guts, firing , waiting
for the time at hand
Haiku # 10396, May 14, 2001 3:36 pm ET
by Mox of And go on
The words of anguish
or critique are often words
of hurt, and fallout
Haiku # 10395, May 14, 2001 3:35 pm ET
by Moxie
To be sick of me
When I am me, is no exit
and one person
Haiku # 10394, May 14, 2001 3:32 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku Cola will
and you can, drink it down, and
there it goes...within
Haiku # 10393, May 14, 2001 3:31 pm ET
by Moxie
Moving right along
It is this thing that one feels
No empathy, psycho
Haiku # 10392, May 14, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by Moxie
It is human I guess
that limits exist on the
lenghts of patience
Haiku # 10391, May 14, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by Moxie
I hate it when my
confuser thus speaks to me...
Control, Alt, Delete!
Haiku # 10390, May 14, 2001 3:15 pm ET
by impro
Error: Expression
Wizard has caused a gen'ral
protection fault, ass!
Haiku # 10389, May 14, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by impro
These words are for you
what's beyond that is between
You, God, and Haiku.
Haiku # 10388, May 14, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
expression wizard:
Please wait while I generate
a thoughtful haiku...
Haiku # 10387, May 14, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by impro
...the floodgates opened
'tis I who influence you
the tide of words flow

no respite from wet
water level rise ever
Say it, don't spray it

You asked me for news
Instead you got the weather
say it, don't spray it
Haiku # 10386, May 14, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by impro
some talk about crap
others just write crappy stuff
that has a real stench
Haiku # 10385, May 14, 2001 2:51 pm ET
by mellie
moxie once I loved
and look where that got me mate
I am sick of you
Haiku # 10384, May 14, 2001 2:49 pm ET
by mellie
one good meal is
beef, beer, broccoli, and cheese
start the gas showers
Haiku # 10383, May 14, 2001 2:31 pm ET
by ap
unified beauty, art for all
bad haiku, cheese, formless
but still, some eats it
rats, nuts
Haiku # 10382, May 14, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by Moxie
magnetic haiku?
forming walls for thoughts bright as
the sun or fusion
Haiku # 10381, May 14, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
play god? can't do it.
this is only bad haiku
see? haiku? but bad.
Haiku # 10380, May 14, 2001 2:24 pm ET
by ap
Here and now, be gone
So much politics, so many
destined for the gas showers
as they didn't fit in Germany
would you be us or them?
Haiku # 10379, May 14, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Moxie
eat the cheese
and then go to this web-site
you will fit right in.

http://www.createafart.com/
Haiku # 10378, May 14, 2001 2:16 pm ET
by pigdog
Play God and be damned
As Hitler fell, and played God man
One more fire log
for eternity
Haiku # 10377, May 14, 2001 2:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10376, May 14, 2001 2:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
enlightenment. yes!
can't cure your mental illness.
haiku therapy?
Haiku # 10375, May 14, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by ap
A group wanted me
to keep talking, and goaded
this is called pride and
if they did not care
then, from what place did that start
and you've felt it too...
John 3:16
Haiku # 10374, May 14, 2001 2:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10373, May 14, 2001 2:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Empty crusade, yes
You have to play it their way
To teach them your way.
Haiku # 10372, May 14, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I suppose then
that some, here, who do not care
Don't even try to
Haiku # 10371, May 14, 2001 1:55 pm ET
by Moxie
no one is throw out
no one is disposable
no one, hate or love

I'm Christian, learn what that means, forget
form as God, ettiquette and power as God,
and forget yourself and become truly human
Haiku # 10370, May 14, 2001 1:53 pm ET
by Moxie
understanding cheese
with many variances
demands commitment

who cares to commit
to understand unconformed
cheesy mindless shit
Haiku # 10369, May 14, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by ap
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