Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

All Symptom E;
neuroepedemic of
violent brain plague?????
Haiku # 10483, May 16, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by the glazed doughnut of life
Genghis Khans mountain of skulls
Vietnam the 5000 year war
The Turkish / Armenian genocide
The Rape of Nanking
Haiku # 10482, May 16, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by the glazed doughnut of life
The Balkan conflicts and genocides
Israeli/ Palestinian genocide
And now the haiku crucifying of Moxie
Haiku # 10480, May 16, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by the glazed doughnut of life
Like Gladiator
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" she
stands before the crowd
Haiku # 10479, May 16, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by impro
your head is fucked up
you are fucked in the head mox
you are a fuckwit
Haiku # 10478, May 16, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by mellie
Hear the violin
playing a sad song? No? That's
cause I sat on it
Haiku # 10477, May 16, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by impro
Well, I didn't get
those but sometimes getting just
isn't quite "nothing."
Haiku # 10476, May 16, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
didn't save me the
69 spot?! so you don't
get my latest great-
est
one
Haiku # 10475, May 16, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Miss Everything
did they consider
doctors can proscribe what work's
legal ALSO? Naaaawwww-...!
Haiku # 10474, May 16, 2001 10:56 am ET
by unconceding
If it sounds too good
Likely, hash browns, donuts, coffee
is damn good now
Haiku # 10473, May 16, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro
Haiku # 10472, May 16, 2001 10:39 am ET
by impro
One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...
Haiku # 10471, May 16, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Mox
you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes
Haiku # 10470, May 16, 2001 9:33 am ET
by Impro of Dream World
you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing

exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku
Haiku # 10469, May 16, 2001 9:21 am ET
by ash
mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing

so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off
Haiku # 10468, May 16, 2001 9:04 am ET
by mellie
Colon al Motel
it read, lighting up the lot
romantic and shit
Haiku # 10467, May 15, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, this isn't
working so well. network is
always on the booze
Haiku # 10466, May 15, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10465, May 15, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10464, May 15, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Mexican meal
has been going on for days
food, tried and refried
Haiku # 10463, May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10462, May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charm-bot only smiles
blinks, nods, and whirls towards me
but lacks in true charm
Haiku # 10461, May 15, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mexican breakfast,
cigarette, glass of water,
life of refried dreams
Haiku # 10460, May 15, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
Haiku # 10459, May 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by WOO HOO
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
Haiku # 10458, May 15, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by WOO HOO
The Death Card in my
deck is Draw Four, Wild, my curse...
"Uno." To skip cards...
Haiku # 10457, May 15, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Mox
Magick as self made
Click here and find out, it goes
way too fast for me...
Haiku # 10456, May 15, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10455, May 15, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
White Goddess types and
all those funny esoterics
I'll stick with Bowflex
Haiku # 10454, May 15, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10453, May 15, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Almost a shame that
My pay has not risen just
Cause I'm more vicious.
Haiku # 10452, May 15, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
my mantra at work:
"Bite me traderboy. Bite me
traderboy. Bite me."
Haiku # 10451, May 15, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i had hoped so much
my adolescence would end
by this time of life.
Haiku # 10450, May 15, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
lust unabated
yet for certain cow-orkers
flames like summer sun.
Haiku # 10449, May 15, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I want to write some
erotic haiku. Is that
the rhythm method?
Haiku # 10448, May 15, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
another day of
narrowly-dodged data shots
must go home and nap.
Haiku # 10447, May 15, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
once I saved the world
with no one list'ning: again
I could if you would.
Haiku # 10446, May 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Brett
that's not me, not me
didn't say that; meant it though:
I'm original

boy, am I original!
Haiku # 10445, May 15, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
igpay atinlay
asterfulmay ovemay
rannygay ockcay!
Haiku # 10444, May 15, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by ap
wiccan voodoo scare
superior to Hitchcock
play that death card now!
Haiku # 10443, May 15, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ap
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from my freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed

Haiku # 10442, May 15, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by ap - to correct editing error
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed
Haiku # 10441, May 15, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by ap
unfiltered harmful
haiku are welcome here now
lord please save us all
Haiku # 10440, May 15, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by ap
Actually, you're right
I need to learn the basics.
'Fore I mess with them.
Haiku # 10439, May 15, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
It didn't harm none
It was called gibberish to
filter out that harm....
Haiku # 10438, May 15, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10437, May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10436, May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
What is better is
Mom, kick me out, and that's the
God's honest sad truth :)
Haiku # 10435, May 15, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Maine's joint as healer
law is up for snuff now they
sez, 8-zip, gawsh
Haiku # 10434, May 15, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Mox
The pox is too much
Yes, like the Devil card, but
denied Wiccan wise...
Haiku # 10433, May 15, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by Moxie
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