Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
your head is fucked up
you are fucked in the head mox
you are a fuckwit
Haiku # 10478 May 16, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by mellie
Hear the violin
playing a sad song? No? That's
cause I sat on it
Haiku # 10477 May 16, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by impro
Well, I didn't get
those but sometimes getting just
isn't quite "nothing."
Haiku # 10476 May 16, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
didn't save me the
69 spot?! so you don't
get my latest great-
est
one
Haiku # 10475 May 16, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Miss Everything
did they consider
doctors can proscribe what work's
legal ALSO? Naaaawwww-...!
Haiku # 10474 May 16, 2001 10:56 am ET
by unconceding
If it sounds too good
Likely, hash browns, donuts, coffee
is damn good now
Haiku # 10473 May 16, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro
Haiku # 10472 May 16, 2001 10:39 am ET
by impro
One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...
Haiku # 10471 May 16, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Mox
you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes
Haiku # 10470 May 16, 2001 9:33 am ET
by Impro of Dream World
you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing

exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku
Haiku # 10469 May 16, 2001 9:21 am ET
by ash
mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing

so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off
Haiku # 10468 May 16, 2001 9:04 am ET
by mellie
Colon al Motel
it read, lighting up the lot
romantic and shit
Haiku # 10467 May 15, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, this isn't
working so well. network is
always on the booze
Haiku # 10466 May 15, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10465 May 15, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10464 May 15, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Mexican meal
has been going on for days
food, tried and refried
Haiku # 10463 May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10462 May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Charm-bot only smiles
blinks, nods, and whirls towards me
but lacks in true charm
Haiku # 10461 May 15, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
mexican breakfast,
cigarette, glass of water,
life of refried dreams
Haiku # 10460 May 15, 2001 8:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
Haiku # 10459 May 15, 2001 8:42 pm ET
by WOO HOO
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
Haiku # 10458 May 15, 2001 8:41 pm ET
by WOO HOO
The Death Card in my
deck is Draw Four, Wild, my curse...
"Uno." To skip cards...
Haiku # 10457 May 15, 2001 6:16 pm ET
by Mox
Magick as self made
Click here and find out, it goes
way too fast for me...
Haiku # 10456 May 15, 2001 6:14 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10455 May 15, 2001 6:13 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
White Goddess types and
all those funny esoterics
I'll stick with Bowflex
Haiku # 10454 May 15, 2001 6:09 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10453 May 15, 2001 6:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Almost a shame that
My pay has not risen just
Cause I'm more vicious.
Haiku # 10452 May 15, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
my mantra at work:
"Bite me traderboy. Bite me
traderboy. Bite me."
Haiku # 10451 May 15, 2001 5:31 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
i had hoped so much
my adolescence would end
by this time of life.
Haiku # 10450 May 15, 2001 5:30 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
lust unabated
yet for certain cow-orkers
flames like summer sun.
Haiku # 10449 May 15, 2001 5:29 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I want to write some
erotic haiku. Is that
the rhythm method?
Haiku # 10448 May 15, 2001 5:28 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
another day of
narrowly-dodged data shots
must go home and nap.
Haiku # 10447 May 15, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
once I saved the world
with no one list'ning: again
I could if you would.
Haiku # 10446 May 15, 2001 5:11 pm ET
by Brett
that's not me, not me
didn't say that; meant it though:
I'm original

boy, am I original!
Haiku # 10445 May 15, 2001 5:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
igpay atinlay
asterfulmay ovemay
rannygay ockcay!
Haiku # 10444 May 15, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by ap
wiccan voodoo scare
superior to Hitchcock
play that death card now!
Haiku # 10443 May 15, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by ap
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from my freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed

Haiku # 10442 May 15, 2001 4:04 pm ET
by ap - to correct editing error
wiccan haiku spells
shit drips from freightened ass
moxie's wrath unleashed
Haiku # 10441 May 15, 2001 4:03 pm ET
by ap
unfiltered harmful
haiku are welcome here now
lord please save us all
Haiku # 10440 May 15, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by ap
Actually, you're right
I need to learn the basics.
'Fore I mess with them.
Haiku # 10439 May 15, 2001 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
It didn't harm none
It was called gibberish to
filter out that harm....
Haiku # 10438 May 15, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10437 May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
Googleplex snuffie
Eat them all up as soon as
Pac Man rises from
Ry'leh
Haiku # 10436 May 15, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by Moxie
What is better is
Mom, kick me out, and that's the
God's honest sad truth :)
Haiku # 10435 May 15, 2001 3:02 pm ET
by Moxie
Maine's joint as healer
law is up for snuff now they
sez, 8-zip, gawsh
Haiku # 10434 May 15, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Mox
The pox is too much
Yes, like the Devil card, but
denied Wiccan wise...
Haiku # 10433 May 15, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by Moxie
Mom took me home and
the haiku is on the spot a
bit, if I try, see...
Haiku # 10432 May 15, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Moxie
still looking for work
female dotcom'rs ? I hear
they are hiring :-) (.)(.)

http://faulkman.air0day.com/cheese/main.shtml
Haiku # 10431 May 15, 2001 12:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always there will be
those unwilling to comply
with unenforced rules

a pox, certainly.
Unnecessary evil
wrecking ev'rything

gib'rish left unread
Devoting not the slightest
thought to pagan words
Haiku # 10430 May 15, 2001 12:29 pm ET
by impro of consider
mox say the mantra
"O mommy take me Home" - great
buddhist tradition
Haiku # 10429 May 15, 2001 12:22 pm ET
by Help Me Moma !!!