In my dreams, my legs
are strong. In my dreams, I am
the Wizardmaster.
by Commander C**t of Manchester, UK
Big bad caffeine rush
hear the voices in my head
alone in the dark
by Anonymous Poet
hard to kiss you now
waiting for the night to fall
I will kiss you hard
close your eyes closer
I will take your breath away
O I take it hard
by mellie
B.C. election
heartbreaker, born green i watch
in horror, scum rise
by pigdog
road rage, haiku rage,
poetry highway choked with
gaseous outbursts
by bad poetry
spring wind pushing leaves,
leaves resist, tree branches sway,
life full of conflict
by WhitRock Bohemian
fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly
by bad poetry
fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly
by bad poetry
I've made mellie mad
being stupid and scorpionic
feeling sorry for myself
but not stopping for pause
by Moxie
mellie's sweet glazed hole?
fuckwits?and philosophy?
in over my head
by Bruce
It's underground snobbish
I'm superior wherever, and whenever
either me or you
the mind is an incredible bully
I'm just not smart enough to lie
by Moxie
Liberalism seems to
compete intellectually
till only one remains alive
on the heap of the Left
by Moxie
I wish they'd legalize
marijuana, since it seems
less evil than say, many other
drugs... When they can make the
$$$s they will
5-7-5
by Moxie
I am going to keep
writing here, no matter how
stupid you tell me
I am, my family, whether
I am the Whore of Babylon,
whether I if ever published
don't ammount to paperbacks
this is the way out
by Moxie
In the Slough of Fear
There may be madness, but there is
also, always hope...
by Moxie
To project back these
Naked Lunch images, if it helps
catharsis
ok, you feel better...
by Moxie
windy springs, clear rain,
and little birds dive at big
guys to ward away!
by Miss Everything
our rule of flaw no
longer considers the poor
fools we should protect.
by supremes
we're stoned on something:
elections for erections:
pot smokers "this" close.
by the supremes
All your bad haiku
Seem to pertain to your life
Instead of this site
by Anonymous Poet
All my bad haiku
Seem to pertain to this site
Instead of my life
by Janis
amazing after
all the bloodshed the stupid
ones still pass on genes
they procreate and
fornicate and slowly grow
more nonsensical
next thing you know they
pretend to be smart yet can't
understand haiku
by impro
if you hate yourself,
that's an improvement, but don't
call me your "you" blues.
by boo
before now I have
never had the urge to be
violent or mean
Now I plan to gash
out someone's eye and then fuck
the empty socket
by could be you
tabuli sandwich
with feta cheeze is a good
meatless lunch for me
plans tonight should be
over by nine oclock but are
we going to hook up
by Anonymous Poet
you forgot to mention
the victoms of the glazed
hole of mellie
by Anonymous Poet
All Symptom E;
neuroepedemic of
violent brain plague?????
by the glazed doughnut of life
Genghis Khans mountain of skulls
Vietnam the 5000 year war
The Turkish / Armenian genocide
The Rape of Nanking
by the glazed doughnut of life
The Balkan conflicts and genocides
Israeli/ Palestinian genocide
And now the haiku crucifying of Moxie
by the glazed doughnut of life
Like Gladiator
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" she
stands before the crowd
by impro
your head is fucked up
you are fucked in the head mox
you are a fuckwit
by mellie
Hear the violin
playing a sad song? No? That's
cause I sat on it
by impro
Well, I didn't get
those but sometimes getting just
isn't quite "nothing."
by Moxie
didn't save me the
69 spot?! so you don't
get my latest great-
est
one
by Miss Everything
did they consider
doctors can proscribe what work's
legal ALSO? Naaaawwww-...!
by unconceding
If it sounds too good
Likely, hash browns, donuts, coffee
is damn good now
by Moxie
One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro
by impro
One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...
by Mox
you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes
by Impro of Dream World
you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing
exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku
by ash
mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing
so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off
by mellie
Colon al Motel
it read, lighting up the lot
romantic and shit
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, this isn't
working so well. network is
always on the booze
by Betty LeBomb
My Mexican meal
has been going on for days
food, tried and refried
by Betty LeBomb
Charm-bot only smiles
blinks, nods, and whirls towards me
but lacks in true charm
by Betty LeBomb
mexican breakfast,
cigarette, glass of water,
life of refried dreams
by Anonymous Poet
a soiled hot pink
leotard, all she left, was
a little behind
by WOO HOO
