Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

some dumb bastard
unable to take a hint
i choose to ignore

haiku shall i read
but all that other bullshit
is non-existent

not entertainment
nor is it enlightenment
it is e-flatus
Haiku # 10513, May 17, 2001 8:58 am ET
by ash
stinky melon man
why do you wear those big pants?
is it a new trend?
Haiku # 10512, May 17, 2001 8:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i think of a dog
it worries me with its eyes
bad dog please stop now
Haiku # 10511, May 17, 2001 8:10 am ET
by Very tired man of manchester, uk
My dog's got no nose.
How does he smell? He cannot
smell; he's got no nose.
Haiku # 10510, May 17, 2001 8:06 am ET
by Commander C**t of Manchester, UK
In my dreams, my legs
are strong. In my dreams, I am
the Wizardmaster.
Haiku # 10509, May 17, 2001 8:03 am ET
by Commander C**t of Manchester, UK
Big bad caffeine rush
hear the voices in my head
alone in the dark
Haiku # 10508, May 17, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
hard to kiss you now
waiting for the night to fall
I will kiss you hard

close your eyes closer
I will take your breath away
O I take it hard
Haiku # 10507, May 17, 2001 1:28 am ET
by mellie
B.C. election
heartbreaker, born green i watch
in horror, scum rise
Haiku # 10506, May 16, 2001 11:16 pm ET
by pigdog
road rage, haiku rage,
poetry highway choked with
gaseous outbursts
Haiku # 10505, May 16, 2001 11:06 pm ET
by bad poetry
spring wind pushing leaves,
leaves resist, tree branches sway,
life full of conflict
Haiku # 10504, May 16, 2001 11:01 pm ET
by WhitRock Bohemian
fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly
Haiku # 10503, May 16, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by bad poetry
fatal, frozen pause,
world of bad haiku holds breath,
deadly haiku fly
Haiku # 10502, May 16, 2001 10:43 pm ET
by bad poetry
I've made mellie mad
being stupid and scorpionic
feeling sorry for myself
but not stopping for pause
Haiku # 10501, May 16, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by Moxie
mellie's sweet glazed hole?
fuckwits?and philosophy?
in over my head
Haiku # 10500, May 16, 2001 9:47 pm ET
by Bruce
It's underground snobbish
I'm superior wherever, and whenever
either me or you
the mind is an incredible bully
I'm just not smart enough to lie
Haiku # 10499, May 16, 2001 9:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Liberalism seems to
compete intellectually
till only one remains alive
on the heap of the Left
Haiku # 10498, May 16, 2001 9:05 pm ET
by Moxie
I wish they'd legalize
marijuana, since it seems
less evil than say, many other
drugs... When they can make the
$$$s they will

5-7-5
Haiku # 10497, May 16, 2001 9:04 pm ET
by Moxie
I am going to keep
writing here, no matter how
stupid you tell me
I am, my family, whether
I am the Whore of Babylon,
whether I if ever published
don't ammount to paperbacks
this is the way out
Haiku # 10496, May 16, 2001 9:03 pm ET
by Moxie
In the Slough of Fear
There may be madness, but there is
also, always hope...

Haiku # 10495, May 16, 2001 8:58 pm ET
by Moxie
To project back these
Naked Lunch images, if it helps
catharsis
ok, you feel better...
Haiku # 10494, May 16, 2001 8:55 pm ET
by Moxie
windy springs, clear rain,
and little birds dive at big
guys to ward away!
Haiku # 10493, May 16, 2001 5:00 pm ET
by Miss Everything
our rule of flaw no
longer considers the poor
fools we should protect.
Haiku # 10492, May 16, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by supremes
we're stoned on something:
elections for erections:
pot smokers "this" close.
Haiku # 10491, May 16, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by the supremes
All your bad haiku
Seem to pertain to your life
Instead of this site
Haiku # 10490, May 16, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
All my bad haiku
Seem to pertain to this site
Instead of my life
Haiku # 10489, May 16, 2001 4:51 pm ET
by Janis
amazing after
all the bloodshed the stupid
ones still pass on genes

they procreate and
fornicate and slowly grow
more nonsensical

next thing you know they
pretend to be smart yet can't
understand haiku
Haiku # 10488, May 16, 2001 4:40 pm ET
by impro
if you hate yourself,
that's an improvement, but don't
call me your "you" blues.
Haiku # 10487, May 16, 2001 4:24 pm ET
by boo
before now I have
never had the urge to be
violent or mean

Now I plan to gash
out someone's eye and then fuck
the empty socket
Haiku # 10486, May 16, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by could be you
tabuli sandwich
with feta cheeze is a good
meatless lunch for me

plans tonight should be
over by nine oclock but are
we going to hook up
Haiku # 10485, May 16, 2001 4:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you forgot to mention
the victoms of the glazed
hole of mellie
Haiku # 10484, May 16, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
All Symptom E;
neuroepedemic of
violent brain plague?????
Haiku # 10483, May 16, 2001 3:30 pm ET
by the glazed doughnut of life
Genghis Khans mountain of skulls
Vietnam the 5000 year war
The Turkish / Armenian genocide
The Rape of Nanking
Haiku # 10482, May 16, 2001 3:29 pm ET
by the glazed doughnut of life
The Balkan conflicts and genocides
Israeli/ Palestinian genocide
And now the haiku crucifying of Moxie
Haiku # 10480, May 16, 2001 3:28 pm ET
by the glazed doughnut of life
Like Gladiator
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" she
stands before the crowd
Haiku # 10479, May 16, 2001 2:13 pm ET
by impro
your head is fucked up
you are fucked in the head mox
you are a fuckwit
Haiku # 10478, May 16, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by mellie
Hear the violin
playing a sad song? No? That's
cause I sat on it
Haiku # 10477, May 16, 2001 12:40 pm ET
by impro
Well, I didn't get
those but sometimes getting just
isn't quite "nothing."
Haiku # 10476, May 16, 2001 12:38 pm ET
by Moxie
didn't save me the
69 spot?! so you don't
get my latest great-
est
one
Haiku # 10475, May 16, 2001 11:00 am ET
by Miss Everything
did they consider
doctors can proscribe what work's
legal ALSO? Naaaawwww-...!
Haiku # 10474, May 16, 2001 10:56 am ET
by unconceding
If it sounds too good
Likely, hash browns, donuts, coffee
is damn good now
Haiku # 10473, May 16, 2001 10:53 am ET
by Moxie
One cup of coffee
one glazed doughnut, some hashbrowns
atta boy, impro
Haiku # 10472, May 16, 2001 10:39 am ET
by impro
One cup of coffee
One grey morning, one glazed stare
Over a website world...
Haiku # 10471, May 16, 2001 10:07 am ET
by Mox
you're never so far
away that I can't see you
when I close my eyes
Haiku # 10470, May 16, 2001 9:33 am ET
by Impro of Dream World
you just don't get it
if you have nothing to say
you should say nothing

exception being
if you have nothing to say
make it a haiku
Haiku # 10469, May 16, 2001 9:21 am ET
by ash
mellow saxaphone
bier moves on hushed carpet
soft sobbing sighing

so, so long now Cliff
it was an amazing life
a fitting send-off
Haiku # 10468, May 16, 2001 9:04 am ET
by mellie
Colon al Motel
it read, lighting up the lot
romantic and shit
Haiku # 10467, May 15, 2001 10:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Okay, this isn't
working so well. network is
always on the booze
Haiku # 10466, May 15, 2001 10:39 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Haiku # 10465, May 15, 2001 10:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 10464, May 15, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
My Mexican meal
has been going on for days
food, tried and refried
Haiku # 10463, May 15, 2001 10:26 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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