Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #10614
flaming bloody hell
jesus fucking christ moxie
you're an idiot

wake up to yourself
I can't bear to call you mate
once I thought you were

your words are putrid
nauseatingly stupid
worthless piles of dung



Haiku #10614
Posted: May 20, 2001 6:27 pm ET
Poet & location: mellie