Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Yeah, it is...it is...
To get so much wrong first and
to add bull to the
mess...
Haiku # 10594, May 20, 2001 12:24 pm ET
by Moxie
WHAT BULLSHIT!
Haiku # 10593, May 20, 2001 12:16 pm ET
by Rascal
you just might have said
the thing that makes me walk from
here and find God, thus
leaving this place for
people who can say "yay, we
got him..." That's the bottom line
Haiku # 10592, May 20, 2001 12:12 pm ET
by Moxie
Well, I'm getting this
"we've all sinned, and pride"
is universal

Haiku # 10591, May 20, 2001 12:09 pm ET
by Moxie
No, there's much worse to
do than haiku riff raff but
if offended, then, I
do repent...I have to
But hellfire? Thou fool is
and I in real life
here's the funny thing, would take
that to heart! Maybe so...
Haiku # 10590, May 20, 2001 12:03 pm ET
by Moxie
haiku god's typist
should be fired too, can't spell
or hit the right keys
Haiku # 10589, May 20, 2001 11:52 am ET
by mellie
you sinned too often
and you were unrepentant
you kept on sinning

unredeemable
certainly recidivist
hellfire licks your soles

leap up higher Mox
great Haukuist God has spoke
it's five seven five
Haiku # 10588, May 20, 2001 11:44 am ET
by mellie
don't you mean turfed out
like old nag put out to graze
or turfed out like dross?
Haiku # 10587, May 20, 2001 11:27 am ET
by mellie
Thinking, to change names
they could see through, one sin and
you're out with most folks
Haiku # 10586, May 20, 2001 11:22 am ET
by Moxie of There's still much to do, not based on "power"
MST3K
To raise that from the dead would
be nice...Gen X oldies
Haiku # 10585, May 20, 2001 11:20 am ET
by Moxie
So Angel Heart was
that bad... Somehow I feel like
Ed Wood, Jr., turked out...
Haiku # 10584, May 20, 2001 11:18 am ET
by Moxie
love is the answer
now I forget the question
quit asking me that
Haiku # 10583, May 20, 2001 10:18 am ET
by mellie
mephistophiles
not a mouthful in the bronx
any more - good line
Haiku # 10582, May 20, 2001 4:24 am ET
by the way I am NOT moxie
3 bucks i payed for
this movie...been robbed, but i
like charlotte rampling
Haiku # 10581, May 20, 2001 4:08 am ET
by the way I am NOT moxie
movie Angel Heart,
rob deniro with long hair,
sooooo horrific
Haiku # 10580, May 20, 2001 4:04 am ET
by the way i am NOT moxie
Ah need a drumma
honey, that kin drum laak two
jack rabbits fukkin! yah!
Haiku # 10579, May 20, 2001 3:58 am ET
by mambo priestess
please pick most cheesy
movie of last century,
my vote Angel Heart...
Haiku # 10578, May 20, 2001 3:53 am ET
by btw i am NOT moxie
asrtoglide rub off
man does she ever wiggle
scientific sex
Haiku # 10577, May 19, 2001 10:09 pm ET
by ap
chinese food tonight
happy couple pork and pork
feel hungry soon
Haiku # 10576, May 19, 2001 10:07 pm ET
by ap
Digging a booger
Nostril flared; finger deep
Too damn slick to pick
Haiku # 10575, May 19, 2001 9:53 pm ET
by Paver
shop shop shop shop shop
shop shop shop shop shop shop shop
not again with wife.
Haiku # 10574, May 19, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by ap
I did dance a dance
along the border of France
without any pants
Haiku # 10573, May 19, 2001 5:49 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Just for the taste of
a bit of that final chase scene
on the road, flat
Haiku # 10572, May 19, 2001 2:39 pm ET
by Mox

we endup leaving stinky corpses.
Why care what #?????? you are. what
matters #?????? you carrie inside.
Haiku # 10571, May 19, 2001 1:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yes tur day they told
me if i was #000000 i don't
know why they told me.

I don't think that i
am #000000 nore "#FFFFFF" I feel more
like #C8C8C8 i don't care.

Haiku # 10570, May 19, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Are you a person?
or just an inflatable
rubber jackass doll?
Haiku # 10569, May 19, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
All covered in green
the frog jumped over the scene
and's yet to be seen
Haiku # 10568, May 19, 2001 1:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
'Little Nicky', yeah?
Movie of the whole year!
says stoned person
Haiku # 10567, May 19, 2001 3:19 am ET
by Monkey on a skateboard
the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe

Haiku # 10566, May 18, 2001 9:32 pm ET
by Geek Tragedy
the paranoid fringe,
the polly anna fringe,
the mutant fringe
Haiku # 10565, May 18, 2001 8:50 pm ET
by let's party!!!!!
your kids will love them
billions and billions
of prion burgers

I for one do like
traffic lights, green traffic lights
swaying in the breeze
Haiku # 10564, May 18, 2001 8:48 pm ET
by The Dark Clown
shiny new rumor:
that barbara eden is
nina hartley's mom
Haiku # 10563, May 18, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
gilligan's island -
maryann wearing only
coconut oil. MMMMmmmmm.
Haiku # 10562, May 18, 2001 5:02 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
a three-hour tour,
a three-hour tour, so why'd
ya bring all the loot?
Haiku # 10561, May 18, 2001 4:58 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
one from the dumb zone:
"five passengers set sail for
a blue oyster cult"
Haiku # 10560, May 18, 2001 4:57 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
having "mad skils" does
not, apparently, mean "skills
at just being mad."
Haiku # 10559, May 18, 2001 4:55 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
slap my ass and call
me nellie, but i just refuse
to care much today.
Haiku # 10558, May 18, 2001 4:54 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
the next person who
tries to make me care will hear
"i like traffic lights"
Haiku # 10557, May 18, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
drag the blade along,
and it shall shine forth, tearing
your vision sharply
Haiku # 10556, May 18, 2001 4:53 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
I believe you did
not want to be here as
often as you were.
Haiku # 10555, May 18, 2001 4:52 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
walk along with me
and we shall talk low in the
soft bluish moonlight
Haiku # 10554, May 18, 2001 4:50 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
how many damn times
will the same problems explode
before we fix them, hunh?
Haiku # 10553, May 18, 2001 4:49 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
spin that disc so fast
all the magic's used up.
then write some damn code.
Haiku # 10552, May 18, 2001 4:48 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
people change the files
without knowing what the hell
they think they're doing.
Haiku # 10551, May 18, 2001 4:47 pm ET
by ferret70 of chicago
Do Vogons go good
with tartar sauce, breading
or just some butter?
Haiku # 10550, May 18, 2001 4:29 pm ET
by Moxie
Vogon of Vogons
this is true. but a Vogon
is still a Vogon
Haiku # 10549, May 18, 2001 3:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Vogon Submission
Really bad "haikus" follow
the Moxie pattern...

Torture indeed
Haiku # 10548, May 18, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Moxie
Self satisfied doors
Among other things he made
And all so Sirius...
Haiku # 10547, May 18, 2001 3:14 pm ET
by Mox
Though they may amuse
digital watches are not
an answer to life
Haiku # 10546, May 18, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I muster the faith
submit the improbable
many viewing eyes
Haiku # 10545, May 18, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
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