Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Haiku # 10670, May 21, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
co-workers laughing
awkward gait revealing my
blunder down under
Haiku # 10669, May 21, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by impro
Haiku # 10668, May 21, 2001 3:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well what about
the girl with the black leather choker
, mesh and pvc clothing?
cotton mouth chaffing?
Haiku # 10667, May 21, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Mox
boxer briefs of death
butt hairs caught in a vice grip
of micro stitching!
Haiku # 10666, May 21, 2001 3:12 pm ET
by impro
Well, chafe the wind
suffering for an art
what ho do yonder wind broken
cotton mouthing
Haiku # 10665, May 21, 2001 3:07 pm ET
by Mox
suffering begets
bad haiku... my cheeks lament
their white cotton bit
Haiku # 10664, May 21, 2001 3:04 pm ET
by impro
Somebody's flossing!
my cheeks are straddling the
butt hammock again
Haiku # 10663, May 21, 2001 3:03 pm ET
by impro
Well, we shall see
Patton the back, senseless
this old Whiped Latrine Barracks
Haiku # 10662, May 21, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Moxie
Maj. Wedgie here
reporting for duty. I'm
here with Pvt. Parts
Haiku # 10661, May 21, 2001 3:00 pm ET
by impro
You old bull!
What could I say of you?
Belted galloway!

Ah, he's good when he's good...
Haiku # 10660, May 21, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Mox
Some things are cons and
some things are not cons and some
things are just all there
Haiku # 10659, May 21, 2001 2:57 pm ET
by Mox
the ass has a case
of severe cotton mouth... must
I endure the pain?
Haiku # 10658, May 21, 2001 2:56 pm ET
by impro
Black leather chokers
mesh clothing, pvc clothing at the club
what is on her mind?
Boys, sometimes girls
Haiku # 10657, May 21, 2001 2:54 pm ET
by Moxie
Undies gagging ass
speak to me o toothless one!
first, here's a breath mint
Haiku # 10656, May 21, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by impro
The sit on it thing
kind of like that routine
oh, bull friend a parson
Haiku # 10655, May 21, 2001 2:52 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10654, May 21, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my fruit of the looms
climb upward causeing minor
cheek separation
Haiku # 10653, May 21, 2001 2:47 pm ET
by impro
A Schroedinger's Cat
mystery in nine lives box
It's ALIVE... and dead.
Haiku # 10652, May 21, 2001 2:43 pm ET
by impro
Peak at madness and
the whole world seems to make
a whole lot more sense
Haiku # 10651, May 21, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by PXC
did she if she
could she see beyond the now
beyond the haze of cliques
beyond the games people play
and live?
Haiku # 10650, May 21, 2001 2:21 pm ET
by Mox
Look deeper into shit
thinking the bottom line is
to say anything to hurt...

and it won't go away...
it's just the damn Net
ignore it
Haiku # 10649, May 21, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by Moxie
Hey, sometimes life is
a fight. You've sinned, people see
The snowball rolls down

Then again, you let go
"sin no more" and boom, new
truths...turn a deaf ear
Haiku # 10648, May 21, 2001 1:44 pm ET
by Mox
I wonder if I learn
not to fight, then I will live
Nixon died with no friends...
Haiku # 10647, May 21, 2001 1:38 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 10646, May 21, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Places are odd, some
they are horrors, others, kind
but it is my task
to take them as I
should. Hey, worthless dung, is to
a Hindu, Holy Shit
Haiku # 10645, May 21, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
Ah, don't they say it...
It's not right to fight like this
friends might be here, dunno

Hey, Jesus is no
delusion, it's just really angry people
trying to tell me what I am
from a few angry words...

Haiku # 10644, May 21, 2001 1:33 pm ET
by Moxie
clique on suck and be
sucked in - to their sucking cult
of clique - fearing me...
Haiku # 10643, May 21, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by boo
graphic gross - yer toast
we've seen it ALL before - you're
nothing new each month!!!
Haiku # 10642, May 21, 2001 1:13 pm ET
by boo to boon blooey
Not yet! I am not
ready to pull up my skirts
for your web cam smut
Haiku # 10641, May 21, 2001 1:10 pm ET
by Miss Everything
The world is silent
I have the floor. I hear the
chirping of crickets
Haiku # 10640, May 21, 2001 11:06 am ET
by impro
White noise static-like
a whisper, a hiss... the sound
from the lighted fuse
Haiku # 10639, May 21, 2001 11:00 am ET
by impro
It rises and wakes
me from peaceful dreams. It is
my big alarm cock
Haiku # 10638, May 21, 2001 10:52 am ET
by impro
ah... a new day dawns
HOLY SHIT its ten fifty!
where is my lunchbox?
Haiku # 10637, May 21, 2001 10:47 am ET
by impro
irresistable
invitation to rock roll
can i love a mind
Haiku # 10636, May 21, 2001 9:13 am ET
by ap
Let's dance now
Naked and with fairy cakes
Shit I'm dieting
Haiku # 10635, May 21, 2001 8:25 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Please don't smell
My finger shitting and it
Went through paper
Haiku # 10634, May 21, 2001 8:22 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Housework for me soon
After some masturbation
Ah! House to myself!
Haiku # 10633, May 21, 2001 8:15 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Fatter, shitter
Sorry the last one rhymed
Windy, distracted
Haiku # 10632, May 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Fatter, shitter
Sorry the last one rhymed
Windy, distracted
Haiku # 10631, May 21, 2001 8:12 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Felching is no fun
Sucking cum out of your bum
What's all that about?
Haiku # 10630, May 21, 2001 8:10 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Remember me love
I'm the tall one that you knew
The armpit shaver
Haiku # 10629, May 21, 2001 8:08 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
26 I was
Last week Mid Life Crisis No!
Fuck Off away now!
Haiku # 10628, May 21, 2001 8:06 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Haiku # 10627, May 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Alabaster boy
Sunlight shite at night ho hum
Disposable joy
Haiku # 10626, May 21, 2001 8:05 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
remnants of our love
lodged deeply in memory
errant hair gags me
Haiku # 10625, May 21, 2001 7:59 am ET
by ap
Morning awaken
Always think of you dear
Then I go for poo
Haiku # 10624, May 21, 2001 7:56 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
At the drive in songs
Have surreal names like say
"Unorthadox Paper Dog"
Haiku # 10623, May 21, 2001 7:51 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Wanky Shit Demon
Faeces and Masturbation
Eat it George Dubya
Haiku # 10622, May 21, 2001 7:49 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
I wake need to shit
Cup of tea helps direction
Brown down happy now
Haiku # 10621, May 21, 2001 7:47 am ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
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