my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude
by btx
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
by orange
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
by orange
MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit
by btx
burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife
by btx
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due
by Betty LeBomb
Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due
by Betty LeBomb
did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?
by Betty LeBomb
35 E north?
when the fuck did that happen?
35 E south?
by Betty LeBomb
635 and
skillman and audelia
triangle of doom
by Betty LeBomb
Listen to the car
radio hip hop techno
phaser set to stun
by Impro
Betty from Texsucks?
Have you found that Texas is
Steers and Engineers?
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
boo doesn't think fear.
real boo IS feared unlike this
pale imistrata.
by boo
cowboy who never saw
a cow, disowns mother earth;
"let her have a cow!"
by unconceding
gee, I wish you could
deserve my best Haiku, but...
you don't wanna know...!
by Miss Everything
Not my Best One Yet
Miss E loves Jesus.
he doesn't come on to her?
understand this love!
by MissEverything
tax cuts in time for
higher prices when they won't
even cover them.
(do you get YET what you didn't really vote FOR?)
by unconceding
"price craps don't provide
more waste or limit abuse"
pay For nothing more!
by unconceding
does it match dear dad's
honorary assassine
degree? kill the demos.
by unconceding
I wish it were good but
Like the road signs of the net
some worn out and old
by PXC
I'm in the Maine place
Sputtered immature thoughts here
But all things do change
(not always for the best)
by PXC
Take me interstate
through this tangled piece of ass
you know as Dallas
by Betty LeBomb
What? Dodge different?
What do you mean marketeer?
Texas different?
by Betty LeBomb
Y'all's minds be
ruined. Texas is so nice
the land of crude all
(oil is pronounced all)
by Betty LeBomb of not in Texas anymore
I love the Texas
at least that's what they tell me
but I don't see it
by Betty LeBomb
Heard the word Texas
39 times during one
short commercial break
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint a blue sky
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my landscape
by Betty LeBomb
Web pages tangle
and confuse my daily life
blurring me a bit
by Betty LeBomb
There's a side to us
darker. And there's a light side
The ying yang routine
making us human
by PXC
Going fishing now
Still worries, but it's all a part
of growing up
by PXC
No ass corduroy
Commando hang low boy me
Goddamn that flea bite
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
No haiku to say
No haiku submitted oh
I should go bed
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
Bring them wonderful beans
to the old rattlesnake bake
and mince the New England Texan traditions
by Moxie
You are right my dear
but I'd take a bunched-up sock
o'er a bunched-up rear
by impro
this week it's texas
rattlesnakes, armadillos
beans and barbeque
by ap
socks that sneak on down
suddenly socks' squashed in shoes
you just can't stop that
some socks are sneakers
and some jocks are bum creepers
it could be the jeans
by mellie
I would rather go
commando than have my ass
eat another pair
by impro
after his latest
battle, our hero returns
sans his underware
by impro
this is bad haiku
read, learn how bad, bad haiku
can really be, bad.
by ap
everytime i drink
i skip syllables badly
spelling suffers too
by ap
boo doesn't like us
(it he she) thinks we fear
its lightning sharp wit
by ap - to the "clique"
You are all jammed up
bringing your day to a halt
sounds like you should poop
by Betty LeBomb
like a glacier carves
through solid rock my undies
cleave my buttocks' gulch
by impro
Too far up the crack...
the wedgie dance is no good
Stop eating, butt! Stop!
by impro
with a gentle pop
intestines release a flood
of gray-green ejecta
by Drophammer
Dare I dig it out?
No, lest I hear the aweful,
"We have a bleeder!"
by impro
