Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
Haiku # 10740, May 24, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Bon Bunny
just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good
Haiku # 10739, May 24, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field
Haiku # 10738, May 24, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed
Haiku # 10737, May 24, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew
Haiku # 10736, May 24, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of sober
i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!

i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!

you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!
Haiku # 10735, May 24, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography
Haiku # 10734, May 24, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Daniel Kienitz of Flint, Michigan
The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight
Haiku # 10733, May 24, 2001 9:55 am ET
by impro
Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face
Haiku # 10732, May 24, 2001 9:49 am ET
by impro
it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense
Haiku # 10731, May 24, 2001 7:54 am ET
by mellie
don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time
Haiku # 10730, May 24, 2001 7:52 am ET
by mellie
lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt
Haiku # 10729, May 24, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ronin@theden
so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku
Haiku # 10728, May 24, 2001 6:37 am ET
by ronindainspyrd1
an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more
Haiku # 10727, May 24, 2001 6:33 am ET
by roninasinsowhereismydarlinangel
nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine
Haiku # 10726, May 24, 2001 5:55 am ET
by roninbabyjustplainronin
got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this
Haiku # 10725, May 24, 2001 4:29 am ET
by mellie
Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom
Haiku # 10724, May 24, 2001 1:22 am ET
by btx
my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude
Haiku # 10723, May 24, 2001 1:16 am ET
by btx
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
Haiku # 10722, May 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by orange
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
Haiku # 10721, May 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by orange
MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit
Haiku # 10720, May 24, 2001 12:48 am ET
by btx
burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife
Haiku # 10719, May 24, 2001 12:46 am ET
by btx
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due


Haiku # 10718, May 24, 2001 12:32 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond
Haiku # 10717, May 24, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due
Haiku # 10716, May 24, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?
Haiku # 10715, May 24, 2001 12:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
35 E north?
when the fuck did that happen?
35 E south?
Haiku # 10714, May 24, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
635 and
skillman and audelia
triangle of doom
Haiku # 10713, May 24, 2001 12:12 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Listen to the car
radio hip hop techno
phaser set to stun
Haiku # 10712, May 23, 2001 11:22 pm ET
by Impro
Betty from Texsucks?
Have you found that Texas is
Steers and Engineers?
Haiku # 10711, May 23, 2001 9:44 pm ET
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
boo doesn't think fear.
real boo IS feared unlike this
pale imistrata.
Haiku # 10710, May 23, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by boo
cowboy who never saw
a cow, disowns mother earth;
"let her have a cow!"
Haiku # 10709, May 23, 2001 5:47 pm ET
by unconceding
gee, I wish you could
deserve my best Haiku, but...
you don't wanna know...!
Haiku # 10708, May 23, 2001 5:45 pm ET
by Miss Everything
Not my Best One Yet

Miss E loves Jesus.
he doesn't come on to her?
understand this love!
Haiku # 10707, May 23, 2001 5:42 pm ET
by MissEverything
tax cuts in time for
higher prices when they won't
even cover them.
(do you get YET what you didn't really vote FOR?)
Haiku # 10706, May 23, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by unconceding
"price craps don't provide
more waste or limit abuse"
pay For nothing more!
Haiku # 10705, May 23, 2001 5:35 pm ET
by unconceding
does it match dear dad's
honorary assassine
degree? kill the demos.
Haiku # 10704, May 23, 2001 5:32 pm ET
by unconceding
I wish it were good but
Like the road signs of the net
some worn out and old
Haiku # 10703, May 23, 2001 3:22 pm ET
by PXC
I'm in the Maine place
Sputtered immature thoughts here
But all things do change
(not always for the best)
Haiku # 10702, May 23, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by PXC
Take me interstate
through this tangled piece of ass
you know as Dallas
Haiku # 10701, May 23, 2001 3:21 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
What? Dodge different?
What do you mean marketeer?
Texas different?
Haiku # 10700, May 23, 2001 3:19 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Y'all's minds be
ruined. Texas is so nice
the land of crude all

(oil is pronounced all)
Haiku # 10699, May 23, 2001 3:16 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of not in Texas anymore
I love the Texas
at least that's what they tell me
but I don't see it
Haiku # 10698, May 23, 2001 3:11 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Heard the word Texas
39 times during one
short commercial break
Haiku # 10697, May 23, 2001 3:10 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint a blue sky
Haiku # 10696, May 23, 2001 3:06 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint my landscape
Haiku # 10695, May 23, 2001 3:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Web pages tangle
and confuse my daily life
blurring me a bit
Haiku # 10694, May 23, 2001 3:01 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
There's a side to us
darker. And there's a light side
The ying yang routine
making us human
Haiku # 10693, May 23, 2001 12:06 pm ET
by PXC
Going fishing now
Still worries, but it's all a part
of growing up
Haiku # 10692, May 23, 2001 10:24 am ET
by PXC
No ass corduroy
Commando hang low boy me
Goddamn that flea bite
Haiku # 10691, May 22, 2001 6:22 pm ET
by boney baloney of Leicester, England
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