Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?
by Brett
for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?
by unconceding
Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay
by BIG DOG
boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
by Bon Bunny
just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good
by Anonymous Poet
Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field
by Betty LeBomb
Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew
by Betty LeBomb of sober
i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!
i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!
you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!
by Anonymous Poet
the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography
by Daniel Kienitz of Flint, Michigan
The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight
by impro
Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face
by impro
it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense
by mellie
don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time
by mellie
lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt
by ronin@theden
so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku
by ronindainspyrd1
an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more
by roninasinsowhereismydarlinangel
nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine
by roninbabyjustplainronin
got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this
by mellie
Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom
by btx
my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude
by btx
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
by orange
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
by orange
MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit
by btx
burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife
by btx
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due
by Betty LeBomb
Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due
by Betty LeBomb
did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?
by Betty LeBomb
35 E north?
when the fuck did that happen?
35 E south?
by Betty LeBomb
635 and
skillman and audelia
triangle of doom
by Betty LeBomb
Listen to the car
radio hip hop techno
phaser set to stun
by Impro
Betty from Texsucks?
Have you found that Texas is
Steers and Engineers?
by Buns_Of_Steel of Dallas, TX
boo doesn't think fear.
real boo IS feared unlike this
pale imistrata.
by boo
cowboy who never saw
a cow, disowns mother earth;
"let her have a cow!"
by unconceding
gee, I wish you could
deserve my best Haiku, but...
you don't wanna know...!
by Miss Everything
Not my Best One Yet
Miss E loves Jesus.
he doesn't come on to her?
understand this love!
by MissEverything
tax cuts in time for
higher prices when they won't
even cover them.
(do you get YET what you didn't really vote FOR?)
by unconceding
"price craps don't provide
more waste or limit abuse"
pay For nothing more!
by unconceding
does it match dear dad's
honorary assassine
degree? kill the demos.
by unconceding
I wish it were good but
Like the road signs of the net
some worn out and old
by PXC
I'm in the Maine place
Sputtered immature thoughts here
But all things do change
(not always for the best)
by PXC
Take me interstate
through this tangled piece of ass
you know as Dallas
by Betty LeBomb
What? Dodge different?
What do you mean marketeer?
Texas different?
by Betty LeBomb
Y'all's minds be
ruined. Texas is so nice
the land of crude all
(oil is pronounced all)
by Betty LeBomb of not in Texas anymore
I love the Texas
at least that's what they tell me
but I don't see it
by Betty LeBomb
Heard the word Texas
39 times during one
short commercial break
by Betty LeBomb
Seeing your color
I scoop it up with my hands
and paint a blue sky
by Betty LeBomb
