for once in my life
my hair is silky and smooth
why not ev'ry day??
by tracy
i leaned in to give
him a big hug and he said:
your hair smells so nice
by tracy
Milena, she is
My co-worker; she thinks that
I am quite gorgeous.
by snot of work
Snot on the carpet
Jaime looks at it longing
Office fanatasies
by snot of work
I have a ring shaped
like a naked woman. She's
wrapped around finger
by impro
yes happy indeed
but quick Guicho comes to town
surprise call last night
by Anonymous Poet
happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie
by Anonymous Poet
the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex
by ash
hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next
by ash
missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?
by slinted
places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back
by ash
making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill
by slinted
crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me
by slinted
the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment
by impro
dressed in a toga
i pull at your long brown hair
oh! your head fell off
by slinted of derby
young unfucked psycho
jesus wouldn't die for you
haiku laxative
by ash
just passing through to
go knockin' on heaven's door
times they are changing
by mellie
Happy birthday Bob
don't think twice it's alright mate
just another day
by mellie
How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there
by roggy-doggy
Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis
by roggy-doggy
The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party
Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril
by impro
oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad
by Bruce
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
by Amused in the West
somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?
by Brett
for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?
by unconceding
Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay
by BIG DOG
boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
by Bon Bunny
just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good
by Anonymous Poet
Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field
by Betty LeBomb
Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew
by Betty LeBomb of sober
i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!
i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!
you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!
by Anonymous Poet
the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography
by Daniel Kienitz of Flint, Michigan
The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight
by impro
Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face
by impro
it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense
by mellie
don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time
by mellie
lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt
by ronin@theden
so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku
by ronindainspyrd1
an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more
by roninasinsowhereismydarlinangel
nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine
by roninbabyjustplainronin
got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this
by mellie
Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom
by btx
my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude
by btx
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
by orange
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
by orange
