yes happy indeed
but quick Guicho comes to town
surprise call last night

happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie

the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex

hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next

missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?

places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back

making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill

crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me

the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment

dressed in a toga
i pull at your long brown hair
oh! your head fell off

young unfucked psycho
jesus wouldn't die for you
haiku laxative

just passing through to
go knockin' on heaven's door
times they are changing

Happy birthday Bob
don't think twice it's alright mate
just another day

How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there

Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis

The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party

Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril

oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad

Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!

Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!

Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!

somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?

for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?

Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay

boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!

just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good

Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field

Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed

I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew

i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!

i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!

you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!

the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography

The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight

Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face

it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense

don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time

lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt

so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku

an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more

nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine

got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this

Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom

my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude

it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is

it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is

MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit

burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife

I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due

Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond

I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due

did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?