Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie
Haiku # 10763, May 25, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex
Haiku # 10762, May 25, 2001 10:45 am ET
by ash
hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next
Haiku # 10761, May 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by ash
missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?
Haiku # 10760, May 25, 2001 9:56 am ET
by slinted
places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back
Haiku # 10759, May 25, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ash
making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill
Haiku # 10758, May 25, 2001 9:48 am ET
by slinted
crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me
Haiku # 10757, May 25, 2001 9:43 am ET
by slinted
the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment
Haiku # 10756, May 25, 2001 9:43 am ET
by impro
dressed in a toga
i pull at your long brown hair
oh! your head fell off
Haiku # 10755, May 25, 2001 9:38 am ET
by slinted of derby
young unfucked psycho
jesus wouldn't die for you
haiku laxative
Haiku # 10754, May 25, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ash
just passing through to
go knockin' on heaven's door
times they are changing
Haiku # 10753, May 25, 2001 6:13 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 10752, May 25, 2001 6:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy birthday Bob
don't think twice it's alright mate
just another day
Haiku # 10751, May 25, 2001 6:00 am ET
by mellie
How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there
Haiku # 10750, May 25, 2001 2:59 am ET
by roggy-doggy
Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis
Haiku # 10749, May 25, 2001 2:57 am ET
by roggy-doggy
The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party

Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril
Haiku # 10748, May 25, 2001 12:21 am ET
by impro
oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad
Haiku # 10747, May 24, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Bruce
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10746, May 24, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10745, May 24, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10744, May 24, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Amused in the West
somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?
Haiku # 10743, May 24, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Brett
for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?
Haiku # 10742, May 24, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by unconceding
Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay
Haiku # 10741, May 24, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by BIG DOG
boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
Haiku # 10740, May 24, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Bon Bunny
just want to see you
can you come a bit early
don't fret its all good
Haiku # 10739, May 24, 2001 3:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Did you just see me
all smiles, unbrushed hair, gleeing
swimming through the field
Haiku # 10738, May 24, 2001 12:55 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Delicately blue
tangled up in sheets with me
flower to be bloomed
Haiku # 10737, May 24, 2001 12:52 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose dew
Haiku # 10736, May 24, 2001 12:47 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb of sober
i knew that it was for
yesterday, but i did not
get it until late!

i was just trying
respond to what you had said
last night on the phone!

you are unhappy
it's not my fault, so i can't
figure what to do!
Haiku # 10735, May 24, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the smiling monkey
is at home where its filth is
in monkey pornography
Haiku # 10734, May 24, 2001 11:23 am ET
by Daniel Kienitz of Flint, Michigan
The pirate ship sailed
the narrow channel was won
ever bearing straight
Haiku # 10733, May 24, 2001 9:55 am ET
by impro
Squeeze me between those
soft, wet things you've got down there
watch my funny face
Haiku # 10732, May 24, 2001 9:49 am ET
by impro
it will have ended
futureless imperfection
sensation is tense
Haiku # 10731, May 24, 2001 7:54 am ET
by mellie
don't know why I wait
or even what I wait for
after all this time
Haiku # 10730, May 24, 2001 7:52 am ET
by mellie
lighter's orange flame
heats up the silver screen with
incend'ry salt
Haiku # 10729, May 24, 2001 6:40 am ET
by ronin@theden
so i say, someday
as life has passed me by, yeah
i'd still do haiku
Haiku # 10728, May 24, 2001 6:37 am ET
by ronindainspyrd1
an empty house, an
empty street, an empty heart
i wonder no more
Haiku # 10727, May 24, 2001 6:33 am ET
by roninasinsowhereismydarlinangel
nasal surgery's
favorite anaesthesia:
topical cocaine
Haiku # 10726, May 24, 2001 5:55 am ET
by roninbabyjustplainronin
got the ugg boots on
holy catfish they smell bad
thongs don't smell like this
Haiku # 10725, May 24, 2001 4:29 am ET
by mellie
Your mom is hot, yo
Elvis was in the ghetto
i am in your mom
Haiku # 10724, May 24, 2001 1:22 am ET
by btx
my old lady is
really hot in spandex, yeah
that gets me off, dude
Haiku # 10723, May 24, 2001 1:16 am ET
by btx
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
Haiku # 10722, May 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by orange
it hits me so hard
the bubblie bong of white smoke
dude, thats all there is
Haiku # 10721, May 24, 2001 12:51 am ET
by orange
MissE is so smart
I wish I was like her, man
no, wait, fuck that shit
Haiku # 10720, May 24, 2001 12:48 am ET
by btx
burn baby burn, ow
why you got to smack me Ike?
i am a good wife
Haiku # 10719, May 24, 2001 12:46 am ET
by btx
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
as morning rose due


Haiku # 10718, May 24, 2001 12:32 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
Space taco shall fly
many years in the junk yard
to Saturn beyond
Haiku # 10717, May 24, 2001 12:29 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
I never knew who
smelled as sweetly as you do
like morning rose due
Haiku # 10716, May 24, 2001 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
did you ever see
the bluest of all the trees
by the sea of green?
Haiku # 10715, May 24, 2001 12:15 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
35 E north?
when the fuck did that happen?
35 E south?
Haiku # 10714, May 24, 2001 12:13 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
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