Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

being unlaid is
voluntary. for there are
always sluts at foot
Haiku # 10789, May 25, 2001 11:41 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
being unfucked, well
let's just say virginity
keeps your sheets cleaner
Haiku # 10788, May 25, 2001 11:40 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
grab your penis now
bend it back between your legs
insert in your ass
Haiku # 10787, May 25, 2001 11:37 pm ET
by roggy-doggy
some things age makes worse
maturity isn't one
you need to grow up

unhand your member
adolescent self-pity
is no way forward
Haiku # 10786, May 25, 2001 10:21 pm ET
by ash
still fucked in the head ?
refocus on genitals
and discover life
Haiku # 10785, May 25, 2001 10:19 pm ET
by ash
even with a fuck
you can't make some types happy
they remain wankers
Haiku # 10784, May 25, 2001 10:17 pm ET
by ash
Delicately blue
you start with both of your shoes
just smiles to remove
Haiku # 10783, May 25, 2001 7:34 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Carpal tunnel life
ruining my typing skills
humbling my sex life
Haiku # 10782, May 25, 2001 7:28 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
moxie get a fuck
it makes you feel much better
depression all gone
Haiku # 10781, May 25, 2001 5:57 pm ET
by Bruce
To walk into a place
to say "I am defeated" seems
to bring out this instinct...

Kill, for no reason
cause you can...
the oposite brings herd recognition
Haiku # 10780, May 25, 2001 5:38 pm ET
by Mox
I don't care I'm a
Virgin. I am. Maybe for good
but life is good.

Even for unfucked psychos...
Haiku # 10779, May 25, 2001 5:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Oh, all right! I like
when I'm not here ego mashing
you do funner work

I think I like to read that better...
Haiku # 10778, May 25, 2001 5:36 pm ET
by Moxie
hey tracy honey
are you wearing panties? what
kind, thong or regular
Haiku # 10777, May 25, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by snot, work
that haiku makes me
thirsty, you forgot the ocean,
or at least a beer
Haiku # 10776, May 25, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tracy, tracy, hey
I wish to know where you play
Curious, I am
Haiku # 10775, May 25, 2001 5:20 pm ET
by snot of work
i love simple things
sun, moon, stars, dirt, wind, day, night,
i wait with this list
Haiku # 10774, May 25, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by whiterock bohemian
'jesus fucking god'
says the boy sitting by me
such profanity!
Haiku # 10773, May 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by tracy
I feel inspired
An hour until I go home
Me, bonfire? Hell no.
Haiku # 10772, May 25, 2001 5:06 pm ET
by snot of work
my poor nerves are fried
too much worry and stress for
a nervous teen girl
Haiku # 10771, May 25, 2001 5:05 pm ET
by tracy
for once in my life
my hair is silky and smooth
why not ev'ry day??
Haiku # 10770, May 25, 2001 5:04 pm ET
by tracy
i leaned in to give
him a big hug and he said:
your hair smells so nice
Haiku # 10769, May 25, 2001 5:03 pm ET
by tracy
Milena, she is
My co-worker; she thinks that
I am quite gorgeous.
Haiku # 10768, May 25, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by snot of work
Snot on the carpet
Jaime looks at it longing
Office fanatasies
Haiku # 10767, May 25, 2001 4:02 pm ET
by snot of work
Haiku # 10766, May 25, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have a ring shaped
like a naked woman. She's
wrapped around finger
Haiku # 10765, May 25, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by impro
yes happy indeed
but quick Guicho comes to town
surprise call last night
Haiku # 10764, May 25, 2001 11:04 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
happy hour then
disappear to spend some time
watching a movie
Haiku # 10763, May 25, 2001 10:46 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the ideal climate
hot enough for a sarong
cool enough for sex
Haiku # 10762, May 25, 2001 10:45 am ET
by ash
hail to my home town
stationary one decade
immobile the next
Haiku # 10761, May 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by ash
missy elliot
I am writing to complain
wheres all this free corn?
Haiku # 10760, May 25, 2001 9:56 am ET
by slinted
places we come from
shrink with the passage of time
there's no going back
Haiku # 10759, May 25, 2001 9:54 am ET
by ash
making cheese on toast
I nearly lose my eyebrows
damn that faulty grill
Haiku # 10758, May 25, 2001 9:48 am ET
by slinted
crazy foreigner
what the hell are you saying?
it's all greek to me
Haiku # 10757, May 25, 2001 9:43 am ET
by slinted
the very merry
Month of May turned out to be
full of excriment
Haiku # 10756, May 25, 2001 9:43 am ET
by impro
dressed in a toga
i pull at your long brown hair
oh! your head fell off
Haiku # 10755, May 25, 2001 9:38 am ET
by slinted of derby
young unfucked psycho
jesus wouldn't die for you
haiku laxative
Haiku # 10754, May 25, 2001 9:15 am ET
by ash
just passing through to
go knockin' on heaven's door
times they are changing
Haiku # 10753, May 25, 2001 6:13 am ET
by mellie
Haiku # 10752, May 25, 2001 6:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Happy birthday Bob
don't think twice it's alright mate
just another day
Haiku # 10751, May 25, 2001 6:00 am ET
by mellie
How many penis
for length were taped end to end
reach you sitting there
Haiku # 10750, May 25, 2001 2:59 am ET
by roggy-doggy
Can you see Venis?
above the lawn furniture chair
I squeeze my penis
Haiku # 10749, May 25, 2001 2:57 am ET
by roggy-doggy
The man from vermont
was teased and sneered at until
he left the party

Now he's teased and sneered
at, 50, 49,1
Lott, shock, and peril
Haiku # 10748, May 25, 2001 12:21 am ET
by impro
oh man i don't know
now her thong is on my mind
yeah i got it bad
Haiku # 10747, May 24, 2001 7:01 pm ET
by Bruce
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10746, May 24, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10745, May 24, 2001 4:00 pm ET
by Amused in the West
Singing Senator
Took a healthy crap on Lott
Baaaad quartet is GONE!!!!
Haiku # 10744, May 24, 2001 3:59 pm ET
by Amused in the West
somewhere my stolen
poems are studied; will they
ever be returned?
Haiku # 10743, May 24, 2001 3:57 pm ET
by Brett
for our environs!!
Jeffers stepped aside the aisle:
shmucks made more mature?
Haiku # 10742, May 24, 2001 3:54 pm ET
by unconceding
Want to see your clit
you'll cum a little early
But that is okay
Haiku # 10741, May 24, 2001 3:53 pm ET
by BIG DOG
boy, george, really are
you president? dubya-hoo
would vote for you, BoyGeorge?!
Haiku # 10740, May 24, 2001 3:51 pm ET
by Bon Bunny
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