Soy Tutankamón.
¿Qué tú tiene en común
Con el faraón?
by Voice from Basaltic Box in the Serapeum of Saqqara
Here's what Louis says:
That Antoinette is so hot;
Thermidorian!
by Committee of Public Safety
Unh. Keepin' it REAL.
Y'all go on storm the Bastille.
I'm a eat this meal...
by Corpulent Whale of Liberté, Faternité, Egalité
Amimunadab
Luromaxilonamab
Sumnudrugamab
by Monoclonal Antibody of Anybody
Wake up: here's dinner.
Tom's wiener is a winner,
And you're a sinner.
by Mrs. Bosley of Vienna
Tom Bosley's weiner
Not a thing could be keener
Your mom is watching
by Shallow state surveillance
Donald, just move on.
Not much for us to see here...
You can't deliver.
by Endless Wars of Endless War
Donald says move on
Nothing for you to see here
Perhaps you should too
by Jesus, guns, babies
Pam Bondi. Suckers!
But she gots a cross hanging
So her words are true
by You know who she is covering up for of Tin foil hat land
Tom Bosley's phallus
The taxidermic callous
See it on Etsy
by Emporium of Genital Bookmarks
The star of Remphan
The Synagogue of Satan
Chew it and swallow
by Apollyon of Gog and Magog,
Making molly caps
Fun for the whole family
Join the loungeroom rave
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Now TACO Wednesday
You know he will chicken out
And he has no plan
by Commander in queef
I gots gum to chew
Seppuku, I will not do
Maybe make a poo
by Haiku combatant in red star fleet uniform
I gots ta haiku.
So I'ma spit bars at chu.
Make u seppuku. . .
by Lil Kontrolla Fuji of Hitachi Hibachi
The Mox that cried wolf
We know you will be back soon
You can't help yourself
by Insert pseudonym here
A sight to behold
Kandiss Taylor is magic
She tells us truth
by MAGA forever
You tried vinegar
You caught more flies with honey
Try closing your legs
by Notice of unzipped flies of outskirts of Old Willow
Flies land everywhere
Except the Venus Flytrap,
Because flies are smart.
by Carnivorous Flora of Fauna
end of the tax year
write off three point eight trillion
chutzpah accounting
by ash of pay my great big beautiful bill
with dark energy
embrace haiku anarchy
this place is magic
by ash of you can check out for a spell
I just gave up on
This place and its ideas. Just
Finally letting go
by Mox
Staff functions are shit
Rather be home alone than
In bad company
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Set up far and near!
I bear the burden of beer.
(Most of them are queer.)
by Hops of Malted Barley (Barely...)
set up us the bomb
and all your base are belong
ayatollah so
by ash of no nuke for you
Zion: dirty word.
It once held magic for me.
But they ruined it.
by Herzl Rentals of Automotives
on our iron domes
an atomic yarmulke
makes us king of kings
by ash of say yer prayers, varmints
Time for regime change.
Yes, although it may sound strange,
Israel's within range...
by King David of Betlehem, New Jersey
Tom Bosley's haiku.
Tom Bosley's cerebellum.
Tom Bosley's mother.
by The Pen Is Mightier than the S-Word
Haiku this and that...
Haiku with a baseball bat.
Haiku tit for tat...
by See What I Did There? of BOINGGGG !!!
Fuck you magic man
Heart is an awesome rock band
Tom Bosley's penis
by Monkey mama
So, what do you say
When you meet magic sky-man?
"Oh shit. I was wrong".
by Win-win Situation of Haiku
You might find out first.
Then again, it could be me.
In the end, we'll know.
by If There is no God, then Do What Thou Wilt of Course
Jesus be my shield
When I'm wrong yet cannot yield
Your lies are my rock
by Allister Crowley
Jesus fantasies
Won't bother me one bit
Sorry you live lies
by Magic sky man
Convenient excuse:
"Christians are all hypocrites"...
(You are still condemned.)
by Repent and Believe Glorious Message of Gospel or Burn in Hell
It's okay to lie
As long as there is a cross
Hanging from your neck
by Caroline with a K
I'm for right wing coup!
Go ahead, round them all up.
Prosecute traitors.
by Happy Smiley Face of Haiku
Chant louder you fools.
Fight police... get arrested.
¡Viva la LUCHA!
by Chillin' in the Hamptons
Big conflagration:
Some Deep-state agitation
Will scare the nation.
by Saturday in the U.S. of A.
Demons leave my ass
And they fly back to Satan,
Prince of air power.
by p-p-fr-tt-tpp-p of Methane Surveillance
My words are just turds
Plopping in haiku toilet
Go get the plunger
by Anonymous Poet
los angelenos
threatened by human taco
with very small beans
by ash
Put that flag away
Or fly it in Mexico
Not Los Angeles
by Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula of Gringolandia
Crush the enemy.
Haiku-to-haiku combat:
Obliterate them!
by Field Marshall Sugiyama of Syllabic Strategy
Present is so tense.
The past is so imperfect.
Use conditional.
by Grammar/Grandpa of Conjugation
life is a present
without infinite future
so live while you do
by ash of dust to dust
Nah.. life is a gift
Its just a certainty
How we use that gift
by Mox
let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead
by ash of rinse and repeat
This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death
by Mox
