Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 206 Days and 77730 Haiku later...

Nah.. life is a gift
Its just a certainty
How we use that gift
Haiku # 77730, June 5, 2025 9:32 am ET
by Mox
let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead
Haiku # 77729, June 5, 2025 3:01 am ET
by ash of rinse and repeat
This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death
Haiku # 77728, June 4, 2025 10:28 pm ET
by Mox
There's an idea that
I used to care...but I know
Trends die off...a grave
Haiku # 77727, June 4, 2025 9:50 pm ET
by Mox
I await to see
If the response is evil or
Decent to test here
Haiku # 77726, June 4, 2025 9:30 pm ET
by Mox
But it's up to me
How I respond to anons
Who play these old games
Haiku # 77725, June 4, 2025 9:20 pm ET
by Mox
I honestly think
If I were dead you'd make a
Joke of that as well
Haiku # 77724, June 4, 2025 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77723, June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77722, June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
You're out of focus.
You might be out of money.
And you're out of time.
Haiku # 77721, June 4, 2025 8:13 pm ET
by Out of Everything of Course
It's weird to focus
On how I used to be for
Me.. looking back...wow
Haiku # 77720, June 3, 2025 10:42 pm ET
by Mox
overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough
Haiku # 77719, June 3, 2025 6:28 pm ET
by ash of slow deep thoughts
I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls
Haiku # 77718, June 3, 2025 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really
Haiku # 77717, June 3, 2025 3:39 pm ET
by Mox
The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals
Haiku # 77716, June 3, 2025 2:38 pm ET
by Mox
I have to ask who
Is on the other end who
Plays the game like old
Haiku # 77715, June 3, 2025 2:35 pm ET
by Mox of The internet is dead
The sun is still out
I'm breathing. I'm right here
Still posting these posts
Haiku # 77714, June 3, 2025 2:30 pm ET
by Mox
The trick is not to
Respond at all. Just let them
Too tired for this
Haiku # 77713, June 3, 2025 2:20 pm ET
by Mox
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77712, June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
But to hide behind
A screen or phone..what about
In the flesh...right there
Haiku # 77711, June 3, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Mox of Just curious to know
I think you are dumb
Incel got his feewings hurt
Toughen up snowflake
Haiku # 77710, June 3, 2025 12:34 pm ET
by Aint no gates, but I'm a keeper
I think it's dumb to
Admit but I got upset
In a real way here
Haiku # 77709, June 3, 2025 8:38 am ET
by Mox of ...long ago
Oops...5...7..6
Must be the new math cause the
Old math is racist
Haiku # 77708, June 3, 2025 8:05 am ET
by Mox
Mox is indeed the
Dreadful vhs. Are we
Gatekeeping again?
Haiku # 77707, June 3, 2025 8:03 am ET
by Mox/vhs
lurch into my lunch
long, lean and lugubrious
leave the cows alone
Haiku # 77706, June 3, 2025 7:54 am ET
by ash of addams family meal
daisy oh daisy
you drive my taste buds crazy
so soft and braisey
Haiku # 77705, June 2, 2025 8:35 am ET
by ash of thought for food
If you knew it's name...
Would you want to eat that cow?
Keith is delicious!
Haiku # 77704, June 1, 2025 11:12 pm ET
by Name your cows after Rolling Stones
Sometimes I get stuck
Dwelling in idealized past
And I do love it...
Haiku # 77703, June 1, 2025 7:05 pm ET
by Illusion of Temporal Reality
Searched up old girlfriend.
She aged well, unlike others...
May God bless her soul.
Haiku # 77702, June 1, 2025 5:30 pm ET
by High School Highs of Nostalgic Lows
Mox does not count well
Similar to VHS
raising suspicion
Haiku # 77701, June 1, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Haiku Detective
Costanza still haunts
The waiting rooms of his time
Serenity now!! NOW!!!!!!!
Haiku # 77700, May 31, 2025 9:31 pm ET
by Mox of Whats the deal with nostalgia
Damn it my greatest
Weakness...bagels...lox...cream cheese
A side of verklempt
Haiku # 77699, May 31, 2025 9:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And Cafe au lait...I'm protestant...not jewish
How I love haiku:
Syllabification true--
and sometimes it rhymes...
Haiku # 77698, May 31, 2025 3:48 pm ET
by Rhymin' Simon of Garfunkel
Moxie, oh Moxie:
Your girlfriend is so foxy.
Bagels and loxie.
Haiku # 77697, May 31, 2025 3:40 pm ET
by Old Rabbi of The Shtetl
Hail, hail, fire and snow...
'Round the angel we will go.
(old Star Trek refrain)
Haiku # 77696, May 31, 2025 3:35 pm ET
by Bones of Spock Kirk Uhura
Rain sleet snow hail hail
The gang is all here and
Rain in mud rules
Haiku # 77695, May 31, 2025 10:39 am ET
by Moxie
What happens when the
Haiku is pretty good is
It so bad it's good?
Haiku # 77694, May 31, 2025 6:40 am ET
by Mox
Haiku goes: Ping! Ping!
You go: Ching-chong ching chong ching!
They go: Bang! Bang! Bang!
Haiku # 77693, May 30, 2025 3:09 pm ET
by Great Sage of Oriental Enlightenment
Hey bald man fuck off
Don't contaminate my space
With your toxic ways
Haiku # 77692, May 29, 2025 10:18 pm ET
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Dear ol' uncle Clem:
They done slaughtered the last hog--
And then it's corn pone.
Haiku # 77691, May 29, 2025 9:10 pm ET
by Romantic Tragedy of Great Smoky Mountains
The Noochinator:
When he appears, syllables
Fall right into place.
Haiku # 77690, May 29, 2025 9:04 pm ET
by Scarriet Special Ops of Elite Haiku Unit 309
Learned haiku in school.
It's like instant poetry:
Add water and stir.
Haiku # 77689, May 29, 2025 4:07 pm ET
by Bob Tonucci of Brockton, Mass.
Let us unite NOW.
We will overthrow the world
With stunning haiku.
Haiku # 77688, May 28, 2025 8:50 pm ET
by Sylvia Syllable of You Know You Love It
I am so upset.
How can you write such pure filth?
Now I have to cry.
Haiku # 77687, May 27, 2025 4:27 pm ET
by Weeping Willie of Bad Haiku
dogs eating cat turds
there's poetry in motions
if you push one out
Haiku # 77686, May 27, 2025 6:21 am ET
by ash
Dogs can not eat words
Some of them will eat cat turds
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77685, May 27, 2025 12:05 am ET
by Marion Ross
these rotten verses
even a dog will not eat
is almost haiku
Haiku # 77684, May 26, 2025 5:24 am ET
by ash
TED talks are garbage.
There's something off about them:
Formulaic, fake.
Haiku # 77683, May 24, 2025 7:39 am ET
by Theodore Teddy of Another Dull Video
I edit stories
but am hopeless with poems
—I allow too many syllables
Haiku # 77682, May 24, 2025 6:46 am ET
by K. J. Watson of Scotland
It's psycho-drivel:
Toxic positivity...
And it helps no one.
Haiku # 77681, May 22, 2025 1:29 pm ET
by Dr. Albert Bandura of The Endless TED Talk in Hell
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