Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 239 Days and 77766 Haiku later...

Now TACO Wednesday
You know he will chicken out
And he has no plan
Haiku # 77766, July 7, 2025 1:16 pm ET
by Commander in queef
I gots gum to chew
Seppuku, I will not do
Maybe make a poo
Haiku # 77765, July 6, 2025 1:11 pm ET
by Haiku combatant in red star fleet uniform
I gots ta haiku.
So I'ma spit bars at chu.
Make u seppuku. . .
Haiku # 77764, July 6, 2025 12:59 pm ET
by Lil Kontrolla Fuji of Hitachi Hibachi
The Mox that cried wolf
We know you will be back soon
You can't help yourself
Haiku # 77763, July 6, 2025 12:25 pm ET
by Insert pseudonym here
A sight to behold
Kandiss Taylor is magic
She tells us truth
Haiku # 77762, July 6, 2025 11:31 am ET
by MAGA forever
You tried vinegar
You caught more flies with honey
Try closing your legs
Haiku # 77761, July 5, 2025 7:30 pm ET
by Notice of unzipped flies of outskirts of Old Willow
Flies land everywhere
Except the Venus Flytrap,
Because flies are smart.
Haiku # 77760, July 1, 2025 9:18 am ET
by Carnivorous Flora of Fauna
end of the tax year
write off three point eight trillion
chutzpah accounting
Haiku # 77759, July 1, 2025 8:59 am ET
by ash of pay my great big beautiful bill
with dark energy
embrace haiku anarchy
this place is magic
Haiku # 77758, June 27, 2025 9:13 am ET
by ash of you can check out for a spell
I just gave up on
This place and its ideas. Just
Finally letting go
Haiku # 77757, June 27, 2025 7:46 am ET
by Mox
Staff functions are shit
Rather be home alone than
In bad company
Haiku # 77756, June 25, 2025 12:55 am ET
by Mark Farner of Grand Funk Railroad
Set up far and near!
I bear the burden of beer.
(Most of them are queer.)
Haiku # 77755, June 24, 2025 2:19 pm ET
by Hops of Malted Barley (Barely...)
set up us the bomb
and all your base are belong
ayatollah so
Haiku # 77754, June 22, 2025 1:29 am ET
by ash of no nuke for you
Zion: dirty word.
It once held magic for me.
But they ruined it.
Haiku # 77753, June 20, 2025 7:09 pm ET
by Herzl Rentals of Automotives
on our iron domes
an atomic yarmulke
makes us king of kings
Haiku # 77752, June 20, 2025 6:26 am ET
by ash of say yer prayers, varmints
Time for regime change.
Yes, although it may sound strange,
Israel's within range...
Haiku # 77751, June 19, 2025 1:19 pm ET
by King David of Betlehem, New Jersey
Tom Bosley's haiku.
Tom Bosley's cerebellum.
Tom Bosley's mother.
Haiku # 77750, June 17, 2025 7:29 am ET
by The Pen Is Mightier than the S-Word
Haiku this and that...
Haiku with a baseball bat.
Haiku tit for tat...
Haiku # 77749, June 17, 2025 7:22 am ET
by See What I Did There? of BOINGGGG !!!
Fuck you magic man
Heart is an awesome rock band
Tom Bosley's penis
Haiku # 77748, June 15, 2025 8:33 pm ET
by Monkey mama
So, what do you say
When you meet magic sky-man?
"Oh shit. I was wrong".
Haiku # 77747, June 15, 2025 3:37 pm ET
by Win-win Situation of Haiku
You might find out first.
Then again, it could be me.
In the end, we'll know.
Haiku # 77746, June 15, 2025 2:58 pm ET
by If There is no God, then Do What Thou Wilt of Course
Jesus be my shield
When I'm wrong yet cannot yield
Your lies are my rock
Haiku # 77745, June 15, 2025 2:48 pm ET
by Allister Crowley
Jesus fantasies
Won't bother me one bit
Sorry you live lies
Haiku # 77744, June 15, 2025 2:37 pm ET
by Magic sky man
Convenient excuse:
"Christians are all hypocrites"...
(You are still condemned.)
Haiku # 77743, June 15, 2025 1:32 pm ET
by Repent and Believe Glorious Message of Gospel or Burn in Hell
It's okay to lie
As long as there is a cross
Hanging from your neck
Haiku # 77742, June 15, 2025 9:51 am ET
by Caroline with a K
I'm for right wing coup!
Go ahead, round them all up.
Prosecute traitors.
Haiku # 77741, June 14, 2025 11:14 pm ET
by Happy Smiley Face of Haiku
Chant louder you fools.
Fight police... get arrested.
¡Viva la LUCHA!
Haiku # 77740, June 14, 2025 2:17 pm ET
by Chillin' in the Hamptons
Big conflagration:
Some Deep-state agitation
Will scare the nation.
Haiku # 77739, June 13, 2025 4:34 pm ET
by Saturday in the U.S. of A.
Demons leave my ass
And they fly back to Satan,
Prince of air power.
Haiku # 77738, June 13, 2025 9:50 am ET
by p-p-fr-tt-tpp-p of Methane Surveillance
My words are just turds
Plopping in haiku toilet
Go get the plunger
Haiku # 77737, June 12, 2025 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
los angelenos
threatened by human taco
with very small beans
Haiku # 77736, June 12, 2025 9:42 am ET
by ash
Put that flag away
Or fly it in Mexico
Not Los Angeles
Haiku # 77735, June 8, 2025 10:24 pm ET
by Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula of Gringolandia
Crush the enemy.
Haiku-to-haiku combat:
Obliterate them!
Haiku # 77734, June 8, 2025 6:40 pm ET
by Field Marshall Sugiyama of Syllabic Strategy
Present is so tense.
The past is so imperfect.
Use conditional.
Haiku # 77732, June 7, 2025 4:05 pm ET
by Grammar/Grandpa of Conjugation
life is a present
without infinite future
so live while you do
Haiku # 77731, June 7, 2025 4:21 am ET
by ash of dust to dust
Nah.. life is a gift
Its just a certainty
How we use that gift
Haiku # 77730, June 5, 2025 9:32 am ET
by Mox
let's get serious
existence is for joking
and then being dead
Haiku # 77729, June 5, 2025 3:01 am ET
by ash of rinse and repeat
This life is too short
To in the name of Christ go
Down the path of death
Haiku # 77728, June 4, 2025 10:28 pm ET
by Mox
There's an idea that
I used to care...but I know
Trends die off...a grave
Haiku # 77727, June 4, 2025 9:50 pm ET
by Mox
I await to see
If the response is evil or
Decent to test here
Haiku # 77726, June 4, 2025 9:30 pm ET
by Mox
But it's up to me
How I respond to anons
Who play these old games
Haiku # 77725, June 4, 2025 9:20 pm ET
by Mox
I honestly think
If I were dead you'd make a
Joke of that as well
Haiku # 77724, June 4, 2025 9:19 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77723, June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
Nonsense...this place has.
Its sense of shitposting and
People here mock life
Haiku # 77722, June 4, 2025 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
You're out of focus.
You might be out of money.
And you're out of time.
Haiku # 77721, June 4, 2025 8:13 pm ET
by Out of Everything of Course
It's weird to focus
On how I used to be for
Me.. looking back...wow
Haiku # 77720, June 3, 2025 10:42 pm ET
by Mox
overthinking things
just wears out your brain sooner
and it's tired enough
Haiku # 77719, June 3, 2025 6:28 pm ET
by ash of slow deep thoughts
I'm analyzing
The why behind all of this
To make sense of trolls
Haiku # 77718, June 3, 2025 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
It's about a sort
Of control of narrative
Politics really
Haiku # 77717, June 3, 2025 3:39 pm ET
by Mox
The thing is there's no
Real consequence to this or
That like illegals
Haiku # 77716, June 3, 2025 2:38 pm ET
by Mox
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