the dead cat bounces
and having run out of spring
lands even flatter
by ash of grab some pussy
that sounds fare enough
the money ferry may sale
but i'm not buying
by ash of eat my shorts
Speaking of tie-ups,
They want us all in bondage...
And market my words.
by Semantic Sales of Saleboat Doldrums
some timely bondage
ties the financial markets
a beautiful thing
by ash of what now, donald ?
Hope they start to jump
From their silly skyscrapers.
Good riddance, I say.
by Live 4 Money Die 4 Money of Funny
the end of the world
has already hit wall street
and it ain't stopping
by ash of art for art's sake
I will write haiku
Until the asteroid hits,
Right up to the end.
by Final Outpouring of Rotten Verses For Your Erudite Perusal
Here doggie doggie !
Sit down. Eat this rotten verse.
More where that came from...
by Hungry Canine of Eat Anything
I haikued myself
Right into my own poem.
That ought to show'em...
by Auto-insertion of Overexertion
Need to let you know:
John Ashbery's poems suck.
(Wallace Steven's too.)
by Haiku Vengeance Upon Writers of Dull Modernist Poetry
Whoa baybeh baybeh !
C'mon now honey yay-yeh !
Shake it whoo shake it !
by Boomer Haiku of Golden Lead
pouting president
spouting about precedent
beware, resident!
by ash of loco parentis
Haiku is like this:
A sudden unforeseen kiss
And it's hit or miss.
by Pucker Up and HAIKU
Don't stall the wordage.
Keep the bad haiku flowing
Like a river of
by Whatever You Like of Four Letters
Arrgh...old habits hard
To break...double post there
Bathroom stall wordage
by Mox
I take a break cause
Ya know distractions and the
Haiku ain't so bad
by Mox
I take a break cause
Ya know distractions and the
Haiku ain't so bad
by Mox
well, i fucked that up
"such badly applied fake tan"
would hold to account
by ash of i'm ash...amed
what's worse than fake news?
badly applied fake tan
and a comb-over
by ash of substance over style
liberation day
what things should we let be free ?
not speech, i predict
let's bullshit some more
'cos whatever the prez sez
shall be the new truth
how much does that cost?
don't ya worry about it
we'll all feel tariff
smile, fascist playthings
this is only transient
till it's permanent
by ash of 28th amendment pending
Mr. Prezident:
Got to axe you one question...
Yo, what do it does?
by Urban Journalist of Press Konference
It's all gone to shit.
It's truly all gone to hell...
but it CAN get worse.
by So Stay Positive of Toxic Positivity
president for life
or maybe just emperor
or perhaps a king
by ash of spoilt for choice
Yes, I'm a robot.
Can I move the slider now?
Where is the bathroom??
by Series of Identification Tasks
Blacks don't scare me none.
I go right on up to them,
Give them a big HUG!
by Uncle CLem of Crawdad Creek, Mississippi
Welcome to the cult.
TDS and DEI
Black people scare us
by FAGA rules
pale lakeside moonlight
old pine leans over water
and it's all Trump's fault
by Noticer of Global TDS Syndrome
sending a signal
them open whisper systems
have not evolved much
by ash of stupid is as stupid does
bring on the rapture
that should sort out who believes
from the pretenders
by ash of going up; first floor seraphim and cherubim
No vaccinations...
You get to meet God sooner
How can that be bad?
by I can't wait
the largest problem?
my portrait makes me look fat
plus i'm not orange
by ash of umber instruction from the vendor
prolonged missed use of
badhaiku, it's been a while.
Still the same politics
by Nico, apparently returns
They paid Moochelle O
To sit around and complain
That she still "oppressed"...
by Over 120K Monthly to Take Care of Her Royal Self
Some are resentful
And surly in tone of voice,
But I'm still polite.
by Dealing with the Entitled of Adversity through Diversity
Many are sullen
Even though they've been given
Free state benefits
by Piven Cloward of Bite that Feeding Hand !
hello dull spam bot
grown weary of your bullshit
can't wait till you die
by ash of the welcoming committee
things may be fucked up
but it could always be worse
and that's tomorrow
by ash of over by sooth
Mikimau, Feibú...
y la música dico;
Todo son tonto.
by Y lo fine de laj palabra también of Bocafloja, El tropico
unlucky thirteen
the problem with banging mail
is the paper cuts
by ash of lick my envelope
you’re way off-target
your boring program sucks ass
MailBanger=big fail
by Why would you spam a haiku website?
Left are not nitwits.
They are the progressive ones,
Much smarter than us.
by That's Why Communism is So Wonderful of Phnom Pen, Moscow
California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.
Over and over-
The want you to vote for them-
To burn you again.
by Mr Polecat of Tesla charging station
California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.
Much, more than once
The want you to vote for them
To burn you again.
by Mr Polecat of In my Tesla
Zombies at Starbucks
hide out in the free rest rooms
and take a nice bath
Ogle oger like-
The cute young hot coffee girls
And freak them out bad.
Its a damned shame
and the lurching foul zombies
return every day.
by Mr Polecat of Next to your girl,
But I am still here.
And I am writing this verse,
And you can kiss my
by Bad Haiku of Bad Poetic Sensibilities
No one will step up...
No one will write bad haiku.
All have given up...
by Elect Remnant of Haiku
Half my intellect
Is less than one EIGHTH of yours.
See what I did there?
by Dr. Mensa Asberger of Metacognatious Intellectuality
Tired and sick of
Your powerless, pathetic
Pointless bad haiku
by A Man who is Inside of Your Clown Costume With You
Sick and tired of
This pathetic, powerless
Pointless computer
by A Man Who is Beyond Your Intellect of A Place None of You Can Reach
elon's on the job
unscheduled disassembly
so look out congress
by ash of 3, 2, 1 blast off
