things may be fucked up
but it could always be worse
and that's tomorrow

Mikimau, Feibú...
y la música dico;
Todo son tonto.

unlucky thirteen
the problem with banging mail
is the paper cuts

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your boring program sucks ass
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Hello everyone,

Interested in various domains, I love learning, exchanging ideas, and sharing my knowledge. Always curious, I have a strong interest in entrepreneurship.

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Left are not nitwits.
They are the progressive ones,
Much smarter than us.

California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.

Over and over-
The want you to vote for them-
To burn you again.

California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.

Much, more than once
The want you to vote for them
To burn you again.

Zombies at Starbucks
hide out in the free rest rooms
and take a nice bath

Ogle oger like-
The cute young hot coffee girls
And freak them out bad.

Its a damned shame
and the lurching foul zombies
return every day.

But I am still here.
And I am writing this verse,
And you can kiss my

No one will step up...
No one will write bad haiku.
All have given up...

Half my intellect
Is less than one EIGHTH of yours.
See what I did there?

Tired and sick of
Your powerless, pathetic
Pointless bad haiku

Sick and tired of
This pathetic, powerless
Pointless computer

elon's on the job
unscheduled disassembly
so look out congress

The "Oscar" award:
Please don't miss this, everyone.
Very important.

gulf of delusion
entirely appropriate
in this fantasy

Their "mission statements"
Are redundant pabulum, helpful to no one.

Was Darth arrested?
Is that why he no longer
Blesses us with verse?

Seasons in the sun:
We had joy and we had fun.
We had bad haiku.

O thou great Wotan
I am such a bad Nazi...
Have mercy on me.

behold trump gaza
miami of the levant
a good place to die

Clearly you have won, due to your humility.
You are the Big Cheese!

You have lost the game
Everyone is playing it
Don't think about it

Das ist Kunst, mein freund!
Got armband, got swastika;
Salute Der Führer...

it's art for art's sake
uncensored by the fascists
what a bunch of kunst

What's our Golden Age?
It is your own golden rage.
Rage on: write haiku!

Yes, I'm back again!
Riding the haiku high plains...
(How to finish this?)

degenerate art ?
behold a new golden age
but it's just spray tan

In spite of my spite
I am grateful to Janis
For this bad haiku

a senior moment
ah fuck i spelt your name wrong
after twenty years

best wishes janice
dangerous proximity
to the mad potus

An outpouring of
Haiku. It flows like a stream
A polluted stream.

tangential haiku
a delicious mania
served with word salad

Internet, my love.
I live for you... and haiku.
Please let me love you.

Only Chinese food
Can save my soul now, this late...
Wait-- no extra rice?

Oh dear Lord, help me.
Help me stop writing haiku.
Yes, I know. Guilty.

Uh-oh. I'm swearing.
Definitely a bad sign.
Sorry, Canada...

Fuck you, Canada.
You are no better than US.
Humble yourself. Pray.

My wife has just left
To go pick up Chinese food.
Haiku THAT, bitches.

Now I'm in the zone.
Now I write absolute truth.
Now I'm in the NOW.

I spit on Basho,
Issa, Buson, and Shiki.
Useless scribblers all.

Alone with keyboard.
Existential Truth-moment.
This is satori.

Sixteen-ounce tall boys:
Elixir of divine life.
Twenty-one to go...

Hey --- please help me out;
Write some haiku in my name.
Help me reach my goal.

Twenty-three to go.
Got to crank these haikus out
Lest I lose my crown.

Like Napoleon,
I snatch the crown from their hand.
Bow DOWN, lesser fools...

Six hours later:
No one dares to contest me.
I crown myself king.