the largest problem?
my portrait makes me look fat
plus i'm not orange
by ash of umber instruction from the vendor
prolonged missed use of
badhaiku, it's been a while.
Still the same politics
by Nico, apparently returns
They paid Moochelle O
To sit around and complain
That she still "oppressed"...
by Over 120K Monthly to Take Care of Her Royal Self
Some are resentful
And surly in tone of voice,
But I'm still polite.
by Dealing with the Entitled of Adversity through Diversity
Many are sullen
Even though they've been given
Free state benefits
by Piven Cloward of Bite that Feeding Hand !
hello dull spam bot
grown weary of your bullshit
can't wait till you die
by ash of the welcoming committee
things may be fucked up
but it could always be worse
and that's tomorrow
by ash of over by sooth
Mikimau, Feibú...
y la música dico;
Todo son tonto.
by Y lo fine de laj palabra también of Bocafloja, El tropico
unlucky thirteen
the problem with banging mail
is the paper cuts
by ash of lick my envelope
you’re way off-target
your boring program sucks ass
MailBanger=big fail
by Why would you spam a haiku website?
Left are not nitwits.
They are the progressive ones,
Much smarter than us.
by That's Why Communism is So Wonderful of Phnom Pen, Moscow
California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.
Over and over-
The want you to vote for them-
To burn you again.
by Mr Polecat of Tesla charging station
California
Was burned down to the ground-
by leftist nitwits.
Much, more than once
The want you to vote for them
To burn you again.
by Mr Polecat of In my Tesla
Zombies at Starbucks
hide out in the free rest rooms
and take a nice bath
Ogle oger like-
The cute young hot coffee girls
And freak them out bad.
Its a damned shame
and the lurching foul zombies
return every day.
by Mr Polecat of Next to your girl,
But I am still here.
And I am writing this verse,
And you can kiss my
by Bad Haiku of Bad Poetic Sensibilities
No one will step up...
No one will write bad haiku.
All have given up...
by Elect Remnant of Haiku
Half my intellect
Is less than one EIGHTH of yours.
See what I did there?
by Dr. Mensa Asberger of Metacognatious Intellectuality
Tired and sick of
Your powerless, pathetic
Pointless bad haiku
by A Man who is Inside of Your Clown Costume With You
Sick and tired of
This pathetic, powerless
Pointless computer
by A Man Who is Beyond Your Intellect of A Place None of You Can Reach
elon's on the job
unscheduled disassembly
so look out congress
by ash of 3, 2, 1 blast off
The "Oscar" award:
Please don't miss this, everyone.
Very important.
by The Oscar Award is Happening Soon! of Hollyweird Winning
gulf of delusion
entirely appropriate
in this fantasy
by ash of slava ukraini
Their "mission statements"
Are redundant pabulum, helpful to no one.
by Professional Managerial Class of Dimwits
Was Darth arrested?
Is that why he no longer
Blesses us with verse?
by Bail Paid in Balut of Luzon Mindanao
Seasons in the sun:
We had joy and we had fun.
We had bad haiku.
by Wine and Song of All gone
O thou great Wotan
I am such a bad Nazi...
Have mercy on me.
by One-eyed Scarecrow of Thule
behold trump gaza
miami of the levant
a good place to die
by ash of retirement pillage
Clearly you have won, due to your humility.
You are the Big Cheese!
by Low Info Troglodyte of Intellectual Kindergarten
You have lost the game
Everyone is playing it
Don't think about it
by A Man Who is Beyond Your Intellect of A Place None of You Can Reach
Das ist Kunst, mein freund!
Got armband, got swastika;
Salute Der Führer...
by Germann Hoering of But I'm Not a Nazi, How Silly
it's art for art's sake
uncensored by the fascists
what a bunch of kunst
by ash of haiku koo kachoo
What's our Golden Age?
It is your own golden rage.
Rage on: write haiku!
by Gold-based Currency of Haiku Value
Yes, I'm back again!
Riding the haiku high plains...
(How to finish this?)
by High Plains Drifter of Back in the Saddle
degenerate art ?
behold a new golden age
but it's just spray tan
by ash
In spite of my spite
I am grateful to Janis
For this bad haiku
by Stop Making Me Click on Bicycles
a senior moment
ah fuck i spelt your name wrong
after twenty years
by ash of apologies to janis
best wishes janice
dangerous proximity
to the mad potus
by ash of half a world away
An outpouring of
Haiku. It flows like a stream
A polluted stream.
by Janis of Toronto
tangential haiku
a delicious mania
served with word salad
by ash
Internet, my love.
I live for you... and haiku.
Please let me love you.
by But You Can Pay for the Chinese Food
Only Chinese food
Can save my soul now, this late...
Wait-- no extra rice?
by Ok Pick Up Order In Fifteen Minute of Cash or Debit Card ?
Oh dear Lord, help me.
Help me stop writing haiku.
Yes, I know. Guilty.
by I Need a Criminal Defense Attorney of Haiku
Uh-oh. I'm swearing.
Definitely a bad sign.
Sorry, Canada...
by Nice Nation of North
Fuck you, Canada.
You are no better than US.
Humble yourself. Pray.
by You Know Who You Are of Great Diverse North
My wife has just left
To go pick up Chinese food.
Haiku THAT, bitches.
by Antisocial Haiku Disorder of Hangry Poet
Now I'm in the zone.
Now I write absolute truth.
Now I'm in the NOW.
by Eternal Present of Past Tense
I spit on Basho,
Issa, Buson, and Shiki.
Useless scribblers all.
by Western Cultural Vengeance of Real Poetry
Alone with keyboard.
Existential Truth-moment.
This is satori.
by Better than Internet Porn of Believe Me
Sixteen-ounce tall boys:
Elixir of divine life.
Twenty-one to go...
by Twenty One HAIKUS That Is
Hey --- please help me out;
Write some haiku in my name.
Help me reach my goal.
by Outcome-based Haiku of Data-driven Best Practices
