Buttocks stalactites
You cant ride your bicycle
with ass icicles
by Spike
Darth Caveman, poet
Tending my aging blue cheese
Twat waffle storage
by Caveman & Maths Whiz of Cave
Haiku defeats tech.
Haiku prevails, in the end.
Haiku in the cave.
by Troglodyte of Future Nostalgia
That drunk waiter: dead.
Fresh on the table: his head.
Head waiter: "They're fed !"
by Waitress of Leave a Big Tip and Exit Quickly
That dinner party
At the head of the table
Our old friend, Grimace
by Drunken Waiter of The Party
We know who "Nick" is.
And it's not like we don't know
"McDonalds" is code.
by Cryptography of Sexography
Nick is a nice guy
Had him over for dinner
We ate McDonald's
by Anonymous Poet
Global pizza pie:
You want for here or to go?
Try a slice on me.
by Jean-Luc Epstein
Suffering also
Includes in laws, hangovers
And medical bills
by Vhs of Happy holidays to you
the older i get
the more i don't remember
what happened lately
by ash of special relativity
Oh ye syllables
Golden haiku syllables
Syllababobbles.
by Counting Down to the Day of Haiku-mass
Reading Cloud Atlas;
Had an 'mazement about smart
in school'ry learnin'
by Janis of Sloosha's Crossin'
brief mortality
is like getting the munchies
you'll be back for more
by ash of of samsara unlimited
invest in our burn
there will never be enough
for satisfaction
by ash of rastafarian hyper tokin'
Janis we love you
Whoever that "you" might be.
Keep on keeping on.
by Respect From All Three of Us at Bad Haiku
26 years of
curating this collection;
the things I have seen
by Janis of reCapcha is a defeated technology
ah, seventies rock
look out for that badfinger
wang dang sweet poontang
by ash of ted nugent's cat minder
Have you heard FANNY?
Those women could really rock.
They deserve their crowns.
by 70s Fem-rock of Google It
Oh, I'm so happy
to find this haiku website.
Let the poems rise.
by Naïve Internaut of Juggernaut
Sneaking a Christmas kiss
He’s stinking up your chimney!
That’s the Turd Burglar
by Bob Vila of This Stinky Old House
Why was Canaan cursed?
Will the REAL Jews please stand up ?
Japeth are Shemites?
by Bible School of Reading Genesis on Crack
You are what you think...
You also eat what you think.
Eat your own haiku!
by Scatological Analyses of Eschatology
Time for turd burgers
Sit bare ass on hot burner(s)
Ring the dinner bell!
by Ann I. Helped of Shake And Bake
You're a good gaia.
A thinkah from Down Undah.
Southern perspective...
by Haiku Solidarity of Klownworld
totally uncool
giving gaia a fever
we are the virus
by ash of antipyretic sensibility
Howz about longpig?
Howz about Darth Figpucker?
Fig for your thoughts?
by Salute of Backend
antipodean
inverted defecation
is moving on up
by ash of shit , yeah!
How 'bout them haikus?
Kickin' ASS and takin' NAMES
. . . just like Basho done.
by Rusty McPherson of Tokugawa Bridge in Moonlight
How 'bout them Ruskies?
The war is not going well...
And no McDonalds
by 300000 volunteers can't be wrong
Address the process
Outcomes become more likely.
Outcome-based drivel.
by Glenndert's Mother of Danzig New Jersey (haikuized 4 U)
Address the process rather than the outcome. Then, the outcome becomes more likely
by Glenndrert of Germany
Yo fui a botar.
Yo encontré basura.
Luego la boté.
by Candidato of Sindicato
Go get more boosters.
You need new every three weeks
To cure your stupid
by Wuhan of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
Ka Ching of Wuhan.
I scribed my immortal verse
But you did not like.
by World Health Organism of Lies
If the world is round
Do people in Australia
go poop upside down?
by Clog of Vegemite
Hooz fartz u sniffin?
Lord Fartsniffer sniffs his own.
They all smell like cheese.
by The Wonder of Microbes
First, Cassowary.
Next, Lord Fartsniffer's mother.
Then we come for YOU.
by Haiku Death Squad of Poetic Intimidation
I am RIGHT HERE. Now.
That is called "being present".
Where the fuck are you?
by Omnipresence of Memory
Where are you?
by Luca McDonell of a point or extent in space
The world won't improve...
Always intensifying,
It gets worse and worse.
by Entropy of Empathy
You talking to me?
Have you noticed my pig jowls?
Never mind my hair.
by Elon(gpig) Musk of Great Clips
free speech costs a lot
did elon save on his hair ?
neither's a bargain
by ash of pieces at any price
Stan has lost all shame
He reads his haikus on air
He should stick to jazz
by Pabs of Canada
since their zeitgeist dream
political bedfellows
all woke together
by ash of inadequate sedation
clouds finally cede
to psychedelic azure
of a sydney spring
by ash of things are looking up
Your mind is RIGHT THERE:
Inside a Blue Whale's butthole.
Stay right where you are.
by Leviathan of the Seven Seas
A blue whale's fart bubble is large enough to hold a horse.
by Stable of Flatulence
Darth has a tantrum.
He screams and belches haiku.
Darth, honey, calm down.
by Triggered Fig of Figured Trig
Soup and potatoes
I throw them at your haikus
But you will write more
by Waster of Food
perspiration (sweat)
all aboard a train of slobs
(Dirty underwear)
farts in the firebox
despite a head of cabbage
it's just blowing smoke
by Charred remains of Poopstains
