Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

You talking to me?
Have you noticed my pig jowls?
Never mind my hair.
Haiku # 76138, November 2, 2022 9:16 am ET
by Elon(gpig) Musk of Great Clips
free speech costs a lot
did elon save on his hair ?
neither's a bargain
Haiku # 76137, November 2, 2022 4:37 am ET
by ash of pieces at any price
Stan has lost all shame
He reads his haikus on air
He should stick to jazz
Haiku # 76135, October 30, 2022 7:17 pm ET
by Pabs of Canada
since their zeitgeist dream
political bedfellows
all woke together
Haiku # 76133, October 29, 2022 10:03 pm ET
by ash of inadequate sedation
clouds finally cede
to psychedelic azure
of a sydney spring
Haiku # 76132, October 29, 2022 4:16 am ET
by ash of things are looking up
Your mind is RIGHT THERE:
Inside a Blue Whale's butthole.
Stay right where you are.
Haiku # 76131, October 28, 2022 5:35 pm ET
by Leviathan of the Seven Seas
A blue whale's fart bubble is large enough to hold a horse.
Haiku # 76130, October 27, 2022 6:02 am ET
by Stable of Flatulence
Darth has a tantrum.
He screams and belches haiku.
Darth, honey, calm down.
Haiku # 76129, October 26, 2022 6:36 am ET
by Triggered Fig of Figured Trig
Soup and potatoes
I throw them at your haikus
But you will write more
Haiku # 76128, October 25, 2022 3:53 pm ET
by Waster of Food
perspiration (sweat)
all aboard a train of slobs
(Dirty underwear)

farts in the firebox
despite a head of cabbage
it's just blowing smoke
Haiku # 76127, October 25, 2022 12:15 pm ET
by Charred remains of Poopstains
all aboard a train of thought
but going nowhere

coke in the firebox
despite a full head of steam
it's just blowing smoke
Haiku # 76126, October 25, 2022 8:18 am ET
by ash of do the locomotion
First there comes the flesh.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Longpig casserole
Haiku # 76125, October 25, 2022 5:34 am ET
by You were of What I just ate
First there comes the flush.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Poetry sewer
Haiku # 76124, October 25, 2022 5:32 am ET
by Stench of Poetry reading ( on the toilet)
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Haiku volcano
Haiku # 76123, October 25, 2022 4:26 am ET
by Cloaca of Poetry
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ass.
Haiku # 76122, October 25, 2022 4:21 am ET
by Exhibitionist of Corner of Lewd & Lascivious
No, that’s Starkitten
I know Darth’s sign is Balut
His rising sign’s Cheese
Haiku # 76121, October 24, 2022 3:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Hey, that's a good sign.
Darth is a librarian
Revealing himself.
Haiku # 76120, October 24, 2022 6:32 am ET
by Probably to People in the Adult Fiction Shelves
nah, i'm a libran
revealing myself as one
who procrastinates
Haiku # 76119, October 23, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by ash of past tense, presently chill
Well ash is a scorp
Too, as old moxie was and
Is, been a long time
Haiku # 76118, October 23, 2022 2:44 pm ET
by Mox
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ash.
Haiku # 76117, October 23, 2022 2:02 pm ET
by Blinding Flash of Explosion
birthday's enigma
can i keep getting older
without growing up
Haiku # 76116, October 23, 2022 7:57 am ET
by ash of many orbits of sol
The NEW Swedish Un-cola.
Drink some today, simp.
Haiku # 76115, October 23, 2022 5:47 am ET
by 70s Ad Campaign of Dumb Amurkins
Haiku # 76114, October 22, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by DavidAdhet of Uganda
Always checking back
To see if some poor poet
Has scrawled something here.
Haiku # 76113, October 21, 2022 5:08 pm ET
by Checking of Fecking
Go ahead, make me
Go to bed at 1 am

Write this haiku first
Haiku # 76110, October 20, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Vhs
purely presented
petals politely petted.
fulgent fruit - Fetid.
Haiku # 76109, October 20, 2022 12:53 am ET
by Aethemos of United States
Hallow what's hollow:
Dark flame where the brain should be.
Jack gonna get lit...
Haiku # 76108, October 18, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by Listen if You Dare of
Exchange is nothing
on person's suitable place
similar for you.
Haiku # 76107, October 17, 2022 11:43 am ET
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me in Sake

Link exchange is nothing else however it is only placing the other person's weblog link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do similar for you.
Haiku # 76106, October 17, 2022 2:38 am ET
by Prohexal of Turkey
How dare you mention
With your unclean goyim snout,
statutes of David...
Haiku # 76104, October 13, 2022 11:30 am ET
by Tehillim of Nefilim
Boi oi oing, but
Beavis and butthead made their
Comeback nostalgia

Huh huh huh
Haiku # 76103, October 13, 2022 1:00 am ET
by Mox
Statue of David
When will it ejaculate?
As soon as I walk by
Haiku # 76102, October 10, 2022 12:55 pm ET
by Old Willow of Old Willow Senior Shitizens ( as in their pants)
Calling All Pigeons!
Poet Laureate Statue
It’s Darth Figpucker!
Haiku # 76101, October 9, 2022 2:47 am ET
by David B. Statue ( B is for Boner) (Boner starts with B) of Statue Erecting Zone
it was not long that
statues were admired folks
torn down for fashion

bonfire of the vain
Haiku # 76100, October 7, 2022 12:46 pm ET
by moxie
judy tenuda
the last accordian what
possessed me to say...

that :(. rest in peace
Haiku # 76099, October 7, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by mox
It's better to laugh
At this sick unfunny world;
Madness in sadness
Haiku # 76098, October 4, 2022 7:07 pm ET
by Clown of Tragicomedy
How can I pay you--
In opium or organs?
Can I pay in hope?
Haiku # 76097, October 4, 2022 7:03 pm ET
by Currencies of Fallen World
Dear Lord, please help me.
The melancholy descends
and I am alone.
Haiku # 76096, October 4, 2022 6:57 pm ET
by Wayfarer of Eternity
Violeta P:
It was her birthday today.
I just found out now.
Haiku # 76095, October 4, 2022 6:52 pm ET
by Why do Reds have the Best Music? of Unfair
Andean mummies:
I fell in love with one once...
was it the coca?
Haiku # 76094, October 4, 2022 6:48 pm ET
by Empty Grave at the Peak of
Those Andean Mints
They really mess with my teeth
But come smell my breath
Haiku # 76093, October 4, 2022 6:40 pm ET
by Hal Itosis
Those Andean flutes
They really mess with my soul
Those harmonic tones...
Haiku # 76092, October 4, 2022 9:17 am ET
by Crying in my chicha of Ayacucho
Oprah sniffs dog balls
Terrorist friend Doctor Oz
Licks camel anus
Haiku # 76091, October 3, 2022 6:34 am ET
by Jerry Falwell Jr
The things I treasure
My prized dead skin collection
and all these poems
Haiku # 76090, October 3, 2022 3:16 am ET
by Collector of Skin
does anyone here invest in real estate?
Haiku # 76089, October 1, 2022 9:30 pm ET
by KraigPhala of China
Oprah Winfrey's "truth":
New Age deception-- old hat.
Seek the Lord and live.
Haiku # 76088, October 1, 2022 3:06 pm ET
by Billy Graham of Permanent Vacation
Bof, c'est vraiment dingue
Ce que vous venez de dire...
C'est trop. J'en ai marre.
Haiku # 76087, October 1, 2022 2:07 pm ET
by Jeanne Dark of Lumiere
mais n'oubliez pas
vive la difference ami
chacun à son goût
Haiku # 76086, October 1, 2022 9:57 am ET
by ash of école de français
Le probleme c'est moi:
Bad in age and bad in youth...
Please pardon my French.
Haiku # 76085, September 30, 2022 10:51 am ET
by Un Gentilhomme of Bonhomie
You know we bicker
Then forget what really matters
For fashion sakes
Haiku # 76084, September 30, 2022 9:43 am ET
by Moxie
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