First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ass.
by Exhibitionist of Corner of Lewd & Lascivious
No, that’s Starkitten
I know Darth’s sign is Balut
His rising sign’s Cheese
by Noticer of Details
Hey, that's a good sign.
Darth is a librarian
Revealing himself.
by Probably to People in the Adult Fiction Shelves
nah, i'm a libran
revealing myself as one
who procrastinates
by ash of past tense, presently chill
Well ash is a scorp
Too, as old moxie was and
Is, been a long time
by Mox
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ash.
by Blinding Flash of Explosion
birthday's enigma
can i keep getting older
without growing up
by ash of many orbits of sol
Svetulyauncolla:
The NEW Swedish Un-cola.
Drink some today, simp.
by 70s Ad Campaign of Dumb Amurkins
Svetulyauncolla
by DavidAdhet of Uganda
Always checking back
To see if some poor poet
Has scrawled something here.
by Checking of Fecking
Go ahead, make me
Go to bed at 1 am
Write this haiku first
by Vhs
purely presented
petals politely petted.
fulgent fruit - Fetid.
by Aethemos of United States
Hallow what's hollow:
Dark flame where the brain should be.
Jack gonna get lit...
by Listen if You Dare of https://youtu.be/IR5zl1m_PWw
Exchange is nothing
on person's suitable place
similar for you.
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me in Sake
Link exchange is nothing else however it is only placing the other person's weblog link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do similar for you.
by Prohexal of Turkey
How dare you mention
With your unclean goyim snout,
statutes of David...
by Tehillim of Nefilim
Boi oi oing, but
Beavis and butthead made their
Comeback nostalgia
Huh huh huh
by Mox
Statue of David
When will it ejaculate?
As soon as I walk by
by Old Willow of Old Willow Senior Shitizens ( as in their pants)
Calling All Pigeons!
Poet Laureate Statue
It’s Darth Figpucker!
by David B. Statue ( B is for Boner) (Boner starts with B) of Statue Erecting Zone
it was not long that
statues were admired folks
torn down for fashion
bonfire of the vain
by moxie
judy tenuda
the last accordian what
possessed me to say...
that :(. rest in peace
by mox
It's better to laugh
At this sick unfunny world;
Madness in sadness
by Clown of Tragicomedy
How can I pay you--
In opium or organs?
Can I pay in hope?
by Currencies of Fallen World
Dear Lord, please help me.
The melancholy descends
and I am alone.
by Wayfarer of Eternity
Violeta P:
It was her birthday today.
I just found out now.
by Why do Reds have the Best Music? of Unfair
Andean mummies:
I fell in love with one once...
was it the coca?
by Empty Grave at the Peak of https://youtu.be/cL2PGdyKXTw
Those Andean Mints
They really mess with my teeth
But come smell my breath
by Hal Itosis
Those Andean flutes
They really mess with my soul
Those harmonic tones...
by Crying in my chicha of Ayacucho
Oprah sniffs dog balls
Terrorist friend Doctor Oz
Licks camel anus
by Jerry Falwell Jr
The things I treasure
My prized dead skin collection
and all these poems
by Collector of Skin
does anyone here invest in real estate?
by KraigPhala of China
Oprah Winfrey's "truth":
New Age deception-- old hat.
Seek the Lord and live.
by Billy Graham of Permanent Vacation
Bof, c'est vraiment dingue
Ce que vous venez de dire...
C'est trop. J'en ai marre.
by Jeanne Dark of Lumiere
mais n'oubliez pas
vive la difference ami
chacun à son goût
by ash of école de français
Le probleme c'est moi:
Bad in age and bad in youth...
Please pardon my French.
by Un Gentilhomme of Bonhomie
You know we bicker
Then forget what really matters
For fashion sakes
by Moxie
A spam hiatus
and some gentle badinage:
haiku nostalgia
by Janis of the city of good cheer
more than a feeling
closed my eyes and slipped away
to the good old days
by ash of where did that half century go ?
Sib Hashian. Wow.
A magnificent drummer.
May he rest in peace.
by Boston of Late 70's
Fail. Become bitter.
Fail again. Become depressed.
Fail. Rinse. Fail. Repeat.
by That's LIIFFFFFFE! of Old Blue Eyes
We is extremist.
We haves a pet cat, two cars.
We am dangerous.
by Dangerous White Man of Suburbia
turning japanese
think i'm turning japanese
i really think so
by ash of got the vapours
Ash and Figpucker
Sittin' in a tree. Kay-I
S-S-I-N-G
by Global Love of Haiku
Burst my own bubble
And caused some haiku trouble
By posting double.
by Hit hit button of TWICE TWICE
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
by Diana of Great Beyond
Queen Lizzie: the curse.
King Charlie driving the hearse.
And yes, it gets worse.
by Diana of Great Beyond
They is all fascist.
Waaah! I want my abortion.
I am my own mom.
by Elizabeth Warren Report of Mutherhood
How to wipe your ass
It’s Nature’s paper towel
Wipe with an owl
( or Stevie Nick's scarf)
by Lindsey Buckingham of Undisclosed dressing room
The queen in a hearse
In the coffin with her purse
Reduced to mere verse
by Recently fired Royal Asswiper of Buckingham Palace
bad segues to worse
there are few things more perverse
than these things per verse
by ash
