Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 217 Days and 77133 Haiku later...

inverted defecation
is moving on up
Haiku # 76160, November 11, 2022 2:06 am ET
by ash of shit , yeah!
How 'bout them haikus?
Kickin' ASS and takin' NAMES
. . . just like Basho done.
Haiku # 76159, November 10, 2022 9:53 pm ET
by Rusty McPherson of Tokugawa Bridge in Moonlight
How 'bout them Ruskies?
The war is not going well...
And no McDonalds
Haiku # 76157, November 9, 2022 9:58 am ET
by 300000 volunteers can't be wrong
Address the process
Outcomes become more likely.
Outcome-based drivel.
Haiku # 76156, November 8, 2022 3:51 pm ET
by Glenndert's Mother of Danzig New Jersey (haikuized 4 U)
Address the process rather than the outcome. Then, the outcome becomes more likely
Haiku # 76155, November 8, 2022 8:24 am ET
by Glenndrert of Germany
Yo fui a botar.
Yo encontré basura.
Luego la boté.
Haiku # 76154, November 8, 2022 8:22 am ET
by Candidato of Sindicato
Go get more boosters.
You need new every three weeks
To cure your stupid
Haiku # 76151, November 6, 2022 4:08 pm ET
by Wuhan of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
Ka Ching of Wuhan.
I scribed my immortal verse
But you did not like.
Haiku # 76150, November 6, 2022 4:05 pm ET
by World Health Organism of Lies
If the world is round
Do people in Australia
go poop upside down?
Haiku # 76146, November 5, 2022 11:36 am ET
by Clog of Vegemite
Hooz fartz u sniffin?
Lord Fartsniffer sniffs his own.
They all smell like cheese.
Haiku # 76145, November 5, 2022 11:31 am ET
by The Wonder of Microbes
First, Cassowary.
Next, Lord Fartsniffer's mother.
Then we come for YOU.
Haiku # 76144, November 5, 2022 7:54 am ET
by Haiku Death Squad of Poetic Intimidation
That is called "being present".
Where the fuck are you?
Haiku # 76141, November 4, 2022 5:51 pm ET
by Omnipresence of Memory
Where are you?
Haiku # 76140, November 4, 2022 2:54 am ET
by Luca McDonell of a point or extent in space
The world won't improve...
Always intensifying,
It gets worse and worse.
Haiku # 76139, November 3, 2022 10:08 pm ET
by Entropy of Empathy
You talking to me?
Have you noticed my pig jowls?
Never mind my hair.
Haiku # 76138, November 2, 2022 9:16 am ET
by Elon(gpig) Musk of Great Clips
free speech costs a lot
did elon save on his hair ?
neither's a bargain
Haiku # 76137, November 2, 2022 4:37 am ET
by ash of pieces at any price
Stan has lost all shame
He reads his haikus on air
He should stick to jazz
Haiku # 76135, October 30, 2022 7:17 pm ET
by Pabs of Canada
since their zeitgeist dream
political bedfellows
all woke together
Haiku # 76133, October 29, 2022 10:03 pm ET
by ash of inadequate sedation
clouds finally cede
to psychedelic azure
of a sydney spring
Haiku # 76132, October 29, 2022 4:16 am ET
by ash of things are looking up
Your mind is RIGHT THERE:
Inside a Blue Whale's butthole.
Stay right where you are.
Haiku # 76131, October 28, 2022 5:35 pm ET
by Leviathan of the Seven Seas
A blue whale's fart bubble is large enough to hold a horse.
Haiku # 76130, October 27, 2022 6:02 am ET
by Stable of Flatulence
Darth has a tantrum.
He screams and belches haiku.
Darth, honey, calm down.
Haiku # 76129, October 26, 2022 6:36 am ET
by Triggered Fig of Figured Trig
Soup and potatoes
I throw them at your haikus
But you will write more
Haiku # 76128, October 25, 2022 3:53 pm ET
by Waster of Food
perspiration (sweat)
all aboard a train of slobs
(Dirty underwear)

farts in the firebox
despite a head of cabbage
it's just blowing smoke
Haiku # 76127, October 25, 2022 12:15 pm ET
by Charred remains of Poopstains
all aboard a train of thought
but going nowhere

coke in the firebox
despite a full head of steam
it's just blowing smoke
Haiku # 76126, October 25, 2022 8:18 am ET
by ash of do the locomotion
First there comes the flesh.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Longpig casserole
Haiku # 76125, October 25, 2022 5:34 am ET
by You were of What I just ate
First there comes the flush.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Poetry sewer
Haiku # 76124, October 25, 2022 5:32 am ET
by Stench of Poetry reading ( on the toilet)
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Haiku volcano
Haiku # 76123, October 25, 2022 4:26 am ET
by Cloaca of Poetry
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ass.
Haiku # 76122, October 25, 2022 4:21 am ET
by Exhibitionist of Corner of Lewd & Lascivious
No, that’s Starkitten
I know Darth’s sign is Balut
His rising sign’s Cheese
Haiku # 76121, October 24, 2022 3:28 pm ET
by Noticer of Details
Hey, that's a good sign.
Darth is a librarian
Revealing himself.
Haiku # 76120, October 24, 2022 6:32 am ET
by Probably to People in the Adult Fiction Shelves
nah, i'm a libran
revealing myself as one
who procrastinates
Haiku # 76119, October 23, 2022 5:50 pm ET
by ash of past tense, presently chill
Well ash is a scorp
Too, as old moxie was and
Is, been a long time
Haiku # 76118, October 23, 2022 2:44 pm ET
by Mox
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ash.
Haiku # 76117, October 23, 2022 2:02 pm ET
by Blinding Flash of Explosion
birthday's enigma
can i keep getting older
without growing up
Haiku # 76116, October 23, 2022 7:57 am ET
by ash of many orbits of sol
The NEW Swedish Un-cola.
Drink some today, simp.
Haiku # 76115, October 23, 2022 5:47 am ET
by 70s Ad Campaign of Dumb Amurkins
Haiku # 76114, October 22, 2022 1:07 pm ET
by DavidAdhet of Uganda
Always checking back
To see if some poor poet
Has scrawled something here.
Haiku # 76113, October 21, 2022 5:08 pm ET
by Checking of Fecking
Go ahead, make me
Go to bed at 1 am

Write this haiku first
Haiku # 76110, October 20, 2022 12:55 am ET
by Vhs
purely presented
petals politely petted.
fulgent fruit - Fetid.
Haiku # 76109, October 20, 2022 12:53 am ET
by Aethemos of United States
Hallow what's hollow:
Dark flame where the brain should be.
Jack gonna get lit...
Haiku # 76108, October 18, 2022 8:37 pm ET
by Listen if You Dare of
Exchange is nothing
on person's suitable place
similar for you.
Haiku # 76107, October 17, 2022 11:43 am ET
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me in Sake

Link exchange is nothing else however it is only placing the other person's weblog link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do similar for you.
Haiku # 76106, October 17, 2022 2:38 am ET
by Prohexal of Turkey
How dare you mention
With your unclean goyim snout,
statutes of David...
Haiku # 76104, October 13, 2022 11:30 am ET
by Tehillim of Nefilim
Boi oi oing, but
Beavis and butthead made their
Comeback nostalgia

Huh huh huh
Haiku # 76103, October 13, 2022 1:00 am ET
by Mox
Statue of David
When will it ejaculate?
As soon as I walk by
Haiku # 76102, October 10, 2022 12:55 pm ET
by Old Willow of Old Willow Senior Shitizens ( as in their pants)
Calling All Pigeons!
Poet Laureate Statue
It’s Darth Figpucker!
Haiku # 76101, October 9, 2022 2:47 am ET
by David B. Statue ( B is for Boner) (Boner starts with B) of Statue Erecting Zone
it was not long that
statues were admired folks
torn down for fashion

bonfire of the vain
Haiku # 76100, October 7, 2022 12:46 pm ET
by moxie
judy tenuda
the last accordian what
possessed me to say...

that :(. rest in peace
Haiku # 76099, October 7, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by mox
It's better to laugh
At this sick unfunny world;
Madness in sadness
Haiku # 76098, October 4, 2022 7:07 pm ET
by Clown of Tragicomedy
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