Time for turd burgers
Sit bare ass on hot burner(s)
Ring the dinner bell!
by Ann I. Helped of Shake And Bake
You're a good gaia.
A thinkah from Down Undah.
Southern perspective...
by Haiku Solidarity of Klownworld
totally uncool
giving gaia a fever
we are the virus
by ash of antipyretic sensibility
Howz about longpig?
Howz about Darth Figpucker?
Fig for your thoughts?
by Salute of Backend
antipodean
inverted defecation
is moving on up
by ash of shit , yeah!
How 'bout them haikus?
Kickin' ASS and takin' NAMES
. . . just like Basho done.
by Rusty McPherson of Tokugawa Bridge in Moonlight
How 'bout them Ruskies?
The war is not going well...
And no McDonalds
by 300000 volunteers can't be wrong
Address the process
Outcomes become more likely.
Outcome-based drivel.
by Glenndert's Mother of Danzig New Jersey (haikuized 4 U)
Address the process rather than the outcome. Then, the outcome becomes more likely
by Glenndrert of Germany
Yo fui a botar.
Yo encontré basura.
Luego la boté.
by Candidato of Sindicato
Go get more boosters.
You need new every three weeks
To cure your stupid
by Wuhan of CCP Bio-weapons Lunchbox
Ka Ching of Wuhan.
I scribed my immortal verse
But you did not like.
by World Health Organism of Lies
If the world is round
Do people in Australia
go poop upside down?
by Clog of Vegemite
Hooz fartz u sniffin?
Lord Fartsniffer sniffs his own.
They all smell like cheese.
by The Wonder of Microbes
First, Cassowary.
Next, Lord Fartsniffer's mother.
Then we come for YOU.
by Haiku Death Squad of Poetic Intimidation
I am RIGHT HERE. Now.
That is called "being present".
Where the fuck are you?
by Omnipresence of Memory
Where are you?
by Luca McDonell of a point or extent in space
The world won't improve...
Always intensifying,
It gets worse and worse.
by Entropy of Empathy
You talking to me?
Have you noticed my pig jowls?
Never mind my hair.
by Elon(gpig) Musk of Great Clips
free speech costs a lot
did elon save on his hair ?
neither's a bargain
by ash of pieces at any price
Stan has lost all shame
He reads his haikus on air
He should stick to jazz
by Pabs of Canada
since their zeitgeist dream
political bedfellows
all woke together
by ash of inadequate sedation
clouds finally cede
to psychedelic azure
of a sydney spring
by ash of things are looking up
Your mind is RIGHT THERE:
Inside a Blue Whale's butthole.
Stay right where you are.
by Leviathan of the Seven Seas
A blue whale's fart bubble is large enough to hold a horse.
by Stable of Flatulence
Darth has a tantrum.
He screams and belches haiku.
Darth, honey, calm down.
by Triggered Fig of Figured Trig
Soup and potatoes
I throw them at your haikus
But you will write more
by Waster of Food
perspiration (sweat)
all aboard a train of slobs
(Dirty underwear)
farts in the firebox
despite a head of cabbage
it's just blowing smoke
by Charred remains of Poopstains
perseveration
all aboard a train of thought
but going nowhere
coke in the firebox
despite a full head of steam
it's just blowing smoke
by ash of do the locomotion
First there comes the flesh.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Longpig casserole
by You were of What I just ate
First there comes the flush.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Poetry sewer
by Stench of Poetry reading ( on the toilet)
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
Haiku volcano
by Cloaca of Poetry
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ass.
by Exhibitionist of Corner of Lewd & Lascivious
No, that’s Starkitten
I know Darth’s sign is Balut
His rising sign’s Cheese
by Noticer of Details
Hey, that's a good sign.
Darth is a librarian
Revealing himself.
by Probably to People in the Adult Fiction Shelves
nah, i'm a libran
revealing myself as one
who procrastinates
by ash of past tense, presently chill
Well ash is a scorp
Too, as old moxie was and
Is, been a long time
by Mox
First there comes the flash.
You think: "what the F--- was that?"
And then comes the ash.
by Blinding Flash of Explosion
birthday's enigma
can i keep getting older
without growing up
by ash of many orbits of sol
Svetulyauncolla:
The NEW Swedish Un-cola.
Drink some today, simp.
by 70s Ad Campaign of Dumb Amurkins
Svetulyauncolla
by DavidAdhet of Uganda
Always checking back
To see if some poor poet
Has scrawled something here.
by Checking of Fecking
Go ahead, make me
Go to bed at 1 am
Write this haiku first
by Vhs
purely presented
petals politely petted.
fulgent fruit - Fetid.
by Aethemos of United States
Hallow what's hollow:
Dark flame where the brain should be.
Jack gonna get lit...
by Listen if You Dare of https://youtu.be/IR5zl1m_PWw
Exchange is nothing
on person's suitable place
similar for you.
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me in Sake
Link exchange is nothing else however it is only placing the other person's weblog link on your page at suitable place and other person will also do similar for you.
by Prohexal of Turkey
How dare you mention
With your unclean goyim snout,
statutes of David...
by Tehillim of Nefilim
Boi oi oing, but
Beavis and butthead made their
Comeback nostalgia
Huh huh huh
by Mox
Statue of David
When will it ejaculate?
As soon as I walk by
by Old Willow of Old Willow Senior Shitizens ( as in their pants)
