Recalibrated:
The haiku hockey-star Darth.
This fig does not puck...
by N.H.L of Face-off on Ice
Rejuvenated
The poet formerly known
as Darth Figpucker
by Cocoon of Cheese
Yes, God is the Lord.
He rules and reigns over us.
And you just LOVE that.
by Don't You
Another shooting!
The media are on it:
Darth shot off his mouth.
by Figpucker of Speech
Science is a myth.
Science is the enemy.
Science must be stopped.
by Sad My End-ist of Spoonerd
Please trust the science.
Then you will not be afraid.
Trust. Just trust. Just TRUST.
by Science is Superstition of Bronze Age
Zen koan question:
Do bearded clams have mussels?
Shell out for answer.
by Pay to Play of Poontang Dynasty
Woman gives man box
Man asks if box contains fish
Just one bearded clam
by Night of 7 Fishes and 1 douchebag
Welcome to the v o i d
Nothing here but me and you
Hey!! Did you just fart?
by Cyan of Whoever smelt it felt it SLTX
Man gives woman box
Woman asks if it's present
Man says it's future
They go way, way back
by MONARCH
Syllabababels:
life is measured out in them,
said T.S. Eliot
by Well, He Didn't Say It Explicitly of Wasteland
Extra syllable
You could have it removed or
Learn to live with it
by Noticer of Details
Geppetto’s splinter
Pinocchio’s morning wood
A coincidence?
by Puppetry of The poet
I bet it is him
Haiku ventriloquism
Syllable jizzum
by Darth Potsticker of Food Truck
What is going on?
Watched a documentary
Paying for CAPTCHAs
by Cyan of SLTX (by the way the documentary was interesting; companies pay people to do captchas for spam)
War of attrition
A spam bot superhero
It's all an arms race.
by Janis of reCapcha is a broken defeated technology
Cyan, you're boring
And you don't make any sense
You must be a bot
by SLTX My Assets of Algo Ritmico
I want to talk, too
Today may end up the day...
Anyway, goodnight
by Cyan is awake and ready of Werk werk werk werk werk werk in SLTX
Good night, Bad Haiku
I’ll speak to you tomorrow
In the meantime: rest
by Cyan of SLTX
Good morning to you
I am eating cereal
Ready to go home
by Cyan of SLTX
You say you a girl,
but you have one of THOSE things?
You are a strange girl.
by Men's Club of Members Only
Why are you so mean?
I'm literally just a girl
And I need some sleep
by Cyan of SLTX
Near to forsook God.
This foul world is so wicked.
Only the Lord knows.
by Preacher of Great Smoky Mountains
Admit it, CYAN:
You are the same Figpucker
As you always were.
by Noticer of Haiku and Worse
She wrote an essay:
How To Murder Your Husband
Guess who got murdered?
by Murder of She wrote
Stop calling me Bot
My name is Cyan Yvette
Almost my birthday
by CYAN CYAN CYAN of I WAS IN HOUSTON TODAY
stuck in a wheelchair
Abbott looks at Beto and
cries "push me daddy!!"
by Remember of Alamo
here's a solution:
give every gun it's own gun
let them have at it
by Corder Bollie of Too soon
girlfriend angry now
who cares if my attitude
is like dried cat turd
by Cat Turd of Dog House
amethyst pie rings
like a pie made of crystal
on your fat fingies
by Phat Phingers of Rock Tarts and Other Baked Shit
Encase each school kid
In bulletproof plexiglass.
Problem solved for you.
by Anti-social Teen Research Grant of Uvalde TX
Way to go Texas
You should arm the school children
Yes, that will fix it.
by The problem with guns is we don't have enough of them
Oh cry, cry for me.
Once I was stunning and brave--
Now I'm just dead. (End.)
by Rear End of Advance Guard
Grandma has a schlong
Since grandma is my grandpa
And they is my son.
by Go Figger of GLBTX19B-12
"Cyan" is a bot,
But Darth is really a fig...
or just a pucker.
by Fig-pucking of National Haiku League
Brazil you bad boy,
You get no IMF loans.
No dessert for you.
by World Economic Fart of DAVOS
Ha ha, God exists.
I'm sorry for all of you
and for Janis, too.
by C U at Great White Throne of Cue Up Figpucker's Finely-crafted Response
Lockdown for Bill Gates!
Lock him up in his sweater,
that fake-ass doctor...
by Ignore Globalist Mandates as a Way of Life
Missing my boyfriend
Well, we actually broke up
I was dumped by him
by Cyan’s true life of I was dumped in HTX
Who got Monkey-pox?
Me no want the Monkey-pox.
WHO made Monkey-pox !
by Pox Americana of World Haiku Organization
Submit your haikus
Stories of your ancestors
This is so Stup-id
by Cyan of SLTX of course
Henry Kissinger:
"Please, please-- I'm still relevant.
Chomsky is a dud."
by "And I'm Still An Antichrist" of "Believe Me"
Ukraine has got this.
The evil Putin has lost.
On to the next lie.
by That Arson Guy of Food Industries
Her lips opened up
But not the lips that can speak
Hot lesbian porn
by Cyan of SLTX
Cassowary bird
Cassowary Crossing Zone
Bird is the word, man!
by Bird Pervert of Chin hair, New Jersey
If you’re flinging shit
You might have the monkey pox
You might be an ass
by Nurse Dirtyknees of Mobile
Calculator god
Rebel Wilson looks worse now
I love BeChloe
by Cyan of SLTX
The internet is mine!
I am clearly the greatest.
Bow in obeisance.
by Humility of Haiku Hologram
Begone, Evgeny.
Get thee to Fiji forthwith,
Foul and faithless bot.
by BertrandDXNepal of Never Trust a Bot
Damn. All y'all aint SHEET.
Y'all got sheets with holes for eyes.
Haiku extremists
by Tyrone Whiteman, Department of Haiku Homeland Security
