Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
25 Years, 319 Days and 76081 Haiku later...

I want to vomit.
These sick fucks are hideous.
... and I hate myself.
Haiku # 75324, April 15, 2022 4:10 pm ET
by failed ass-clown
I ever find you
I'll literally fucking kill
Your pedophile ass
Haiku # 75323, April 15, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by I am 100% serious
If I could I would
Crawl out from under your bed
With googly eyes
Haiku # 75320, April 14, 2022 11:11 pm ET
by Screaming at the top of my lungs of intended for the fucking autist that keeps shitposting porn links
I checked all those links.
It was just philosophy,
and run-on sentence.
Haiku # 75319, April 14, 2022 10:54 pm ET
by Life Sentence of No Parolle
I reference this site.
But bad Russian ruin it.
Too many spam link.
Haiku # 75318, April 14, 2022 10:47 pm ET
by Spam Link are Sex Link of Don't Do Touching
Someone from Dallas?
Did someone summon Cyan?
Because I’m right here
Haiku # 75316, April 14, 2022 10:14 pm ET
by You know WHO of Doctor Who on BBC
Death to all the bots!
We shall SLAY them and EAT them.
With I.T. chutney.
Haiku # 75315, April 14, 2022 7:57 pm ET
by Chutney-boy of Hindustan

teluk persia dan sejarahnya
Haiku # 75313, April 14, 2022 3:37 pm ET
by BillyBag of Cape Verde
Shrooms had a party...
Then I overheard one say:
"Amanita drink"
Haiku # 75312, April 14, 2022 10:56 am ET
by But Not From Siberian Shaman
The mushrooms are right.
They are old and very wise.
The witches love them.
Haiku # 75311, April 14, 2022 10:54 am ET
by Burned at the stake.
They're all talking shit
Go listen in your backyard
Shit talking mushrooms
Haiku # 75310, April 14, 2022 10:07 am ET
by Shitake of Manure spreader
You can't hear it
Mushrooms talk to each other...
You look like a dick
Haiku # 75309, April 14, 2022 1:17 am ET
by Stool of Toads
Justification
is a coward's escape from
the things he has done.
Haiku # 75308, April 13, 2022 10:16 pm ET
by Reasons don't change a thing. of Evil, born or made, is evil.
The last covid mask
strangles the last living duck
petrified in rock.
Haiku # 75307, April 13, 2022 5:07 pm ET
by Found 10M yrs from now by alien explorers. of M. Day Shymananimalignantmind
Who names their kid "Night"?
Hippie parents are the worst.
At least that's my guess.
Haiku # 75306, April 13, 2022 4:57 pm ET
by More explosions, bigger monsters... the makers of money.
I write porno links
that lead to Chipoltle app.
Next burrito free!
Haiku # 75305, April 13, 2022 4:46 pm ET
by Russian Mexican conspiracy. of Radioactive gas.
I write masterful
Films of intrigue and suspense
With no porno links
Haiku # 75304, April 13, 2022 2:56 pm ET
by M. Night Shyamalan
M Night Shyaliman:
what you write is not haiku...
Moon-lit pines, Honshu
Haiku # 75303, April 13, 2022 12:47 pm ET
by Shopingu Sentah of Aisu Krimu
Justify being
Degenerate if you want...
Still degenerate
Haiku # 75302, April 13, 2022 10:31 am ET
by If all you've got to offer is porn links you need to seriously reevaluate what you're doing with your life
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Haiku # 75301, April 13, 2022 10:22 am ET
by Eugenesox of Dominican Republic
This is a haiku
I am writing a haiku
And I don't know why
Haiku # 75299, April 13, 2022 12:19 am ET
by Average of Unique
Hiroshima, Japan

1945

... I can't even
Haiku # 75298, April 13, 2022 12:10 am ET
by M. Night Shyamalan
RMS Titanic

1912

A mysterious object
Is found in the kitchen
By an unassuming dishwasher
The strange black rectangle
Glows upon pressing a surface
It startles, emitting bright light
The dishwasher squints
And reads the display:
www.badhaiku.com
Haiku # 75297, April 13, 2022 12:06 am ET
by M. Night Shyamalan
Roswell, New Mexico

1947

A soldier sifts
Through the wreckage
Of a large flying saucer
He finds a modern computer
Miraculously intact
Displaying a site called:
www.badhaiku.com
Haiku # 75296, April 12, 2022 11:59 pm ET
by M. Night Shyamalan
Not interested!
Not even if you're paying!
Done with all that shite.
Haiku # 75295, April 12, 2022 10:36 pm ET
by Open the gates of Jerryatric Park!
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Haiku # 75294, April 12, 2022 9:25 pm ET
by Eugenesox of Dominican Republic
Turtles on cocaine sounds like a bad idea
Could be dangerous
Haiku # 75293, April 12, 2022 9:07 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur of Bedrock Strip Club
Like turtles we have
Shells to protect our fragile
Hearts from predators
Haiku # 75292, April 12, 2022 9:06 pm ET
by Shells are cumbersome
Turtles are monsters
when there is watermelon.
Charge like armored bulls.
Haiku # 75290, April 12, 2022 7:36 pm ET
by Gives them the runs tho. of Dont give them too much.
One of the kids next
Door when I was growing up
He had a turtle
Got busted: cocaine
Um - the guy... not the turtle
Turtles are skittish
Haiku # 75289, April 12, 2022 6:34 pm ET
by Maybe you're both skittish? of skittish-feedback loop
Oh, little turtle,
hiding in your sturdy shell,
won't you let me in?
Haiku # 75288, April 12, 2022 2:19 pm ET
by I will bring carrots and watermelon.
Radioactive
But I'll eat it anyway
I'm Darth, and I like cheese
Haiku # 75287, April 12, 2022 8:31 am ET
by Glowing Reviews of Trenchmouth
магазин сантехники в
Haiku # 75286, April 12, 2022 6:59 am ET
by Kevinsub of Tunisia
Stick to what you know.
Go harvest your coffee beans.
And quit posting spam.
Haiku # 75283, April 11, 2022 5:47 pm ET
by Yirgachefe chef.
Learning. Growing. Change
Infinite knowledge and strength
YouTube video
Haiku # 75281, April 11, 2022 12:02 pm ET
by Cyan Cyan Oh Yes I can of Me again here
I came all this way,
watched by your babysitter.
Call and say hi.
Haiku # 75280, April 10, 2022 9:35 pm ET
by https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QMI1uQBHUpA of Knocking on the razor gate.
The ex lead singer
in his falsetto tenor
falsified info.
Haiku # 75279, April 10, 2022 9:08 pm ET
by DLM of Imagination Land
Fakers, all of you.
Claiming to write haiku verse . . .
You are all lightweights
Haiku # 75278, April 10, 2022 7:17 pm ET
by MooHamMad Ali of Kabba
When wine meets my blood,
instantaneous haiku.
I just bleed it out.
Haiku # 75277, April 10, 2022 6:21 pm ET
by Winer of Mad Dog 20/20
Unstoppable force
Met immovable object:
Very loud, strange noise
Haiku # 75276, April 10, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by MANMOTH of ringing ears and intense existential anxiety
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Haiku # 75274, April 10, 2022 11:26 am ET
by RobertLirty of Sri Lanka
Hey! Data-driver:
Ain't no data about it...
Don't drive data drunk.
Haiku # 75273, April 10, 2022 7:10 am ET
by M.A.D.D. of Mothers Against Data-Driven
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Haiku # 75272, April 10, 2022 5:23 am ET
by Wallaceclund of Singapore
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Haiku # 75271, April 9, 2022 11:15 pm ET
by JesusPAT of Vietnam
REG_ak_forum
Haiku # 75269, April 9, 2022 11:13 am ET
by JamesMop of Bolivia
Indeed, I strive to
Be cryptic and obvious
All at the same time
Haiku # 75265, April 8, 2022 4:24 pm ET
by MANMOTH
75063 ?
Haiku # 75264, April 8, 2022 12:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have gift for you
Radioactive trenches
You're welcome comrade
Haiku # 75263, April 8, 2022 12:18 pm ET
by Ghost of Boris Yeltsin's pooper
Millions of dollars
Found under a couch cushion
It all smells like ass
Haiku # 75261, April 8, 2022 2:53 am ET
by I. Kea
Extra syllable?
or the fart of a druid?
The decision's yours.
Haiku # 75260, April 8, 2022 1:55 am ET
by Noticer of Details
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