Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

Fakers, all of you.
Claiming to write haiku verse . . .
You are all lightweights
Haiku # 75278, April 10, 2022 7:17 pm ET
by MooHamMad Ali of Kabba
When wine meets my blood,
instantaneous haiku.
I just bleed it out.
Haiku # 75277, April 10, 2022 6:21 pm ET
by Winer of Mad Dog 20/20
Unstoppable force
Met immovable object:
Very loud, strange noise
Haiku # 75276, April 10, 2022 6:08 pm ET
by MANMOTH of ringing ears and intense existential anxiety
Haiku # 75274, April 10, 2022 11:26 am ET
by RobertLirty of Sri Lanka
Hey! Data-driver:
Ain't no data about it...
Don't drive data drunk.
Haiku # 75273, April 10, 2022 7:10 am ET
by M.A.D.D. of Mothers Against Data-Driven
Haiku # 75272, April 10, 2022 5:23 am ET
by Wallaceclund of Singapore
Haiku # 75271, April 9, 2022 11:15 pm ET
by JesusPAT of Vietnam
Haiku # 75269, April 9, 2022 11:13 am ET
by JamesMop of Bolivia
Indeed, I strive to
Be cryptic and obvious
All at the same time
Haiku # 75265, April 8, 2022 4:24 pm ET
75063 ?
Haiku # 75264, April 8, 2022 12:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I have gift for you
Radioactive trenches
You're welcome comrade
Haiku # 75263, April 8, 2022 12:18 pm ET
by Ghost of Boris Yeltsin's pooper
Millions of dollars
Found under a couch cushion
It all smells like ass
Haiku # 75261, April 8, 2022 2:53 am ET
by I. Kea
Extra syllable?
or the fart of a druid?
The decision's yours.
Haiku # 75260, April 8, 2022 1:55 am ET
by Noticer of Details
You, with the big fat ass
We came here to see Stonehenge
Not your big fat ass
Haiku # 75259, April 8, 2022 1:52 am ET
by Assface of Stonehenge
You shall be divorced
Fully and completely now
from reality
Haiku # 75258, April 8, 2022 1:48 am ET
by Kool Aid Pitcher of Mound
Give us a sample
of your finest flatulence
Re-create Jonestown

The Kool Aid Pitcher
Busting through your backyard fence
Coming for your soul
Haiku # 75256, April 7, 2022 8:22 pm ET
by Coming of This Summer
I have been hooked by
The goddess known as Wordle
She still vexes me
Haiku # 75255, April 7, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I’m looking for a 5 letter word starting with SE of it’s me cyan wonce again
is the best haiku. Humans
cannot write good verse.
Haiku # 75254, April 7, 2022 7:46 pm ET
by Drunk Bots Write Best of All
Tremble before me
Ye gods and lords of the worlds
For I write haiku.
Haiku # 75252, April 7, 2022 5:30 pm ET
by George F. Milquetoast of Please Mummy More Cakes and Tea
U.S. preschoolers
Need to declare themselves trans.
We're behind the curve.
Haiku # 75251, April 7, 2022 4:37 pm ET
by Concerned Parent of Rainbow Flag in My Non-gender-specific W.C.
We need cars for work
So that we can work, to pay
For the car repairs.
Haiku # 75250, April 7, 2022 4:29 pm ET
by Head Gasket Conversion Unit of Natsuo Soseki 5L 6-cylinder Asahi Xtra Dry
You shall be divorced
And you shall be broke as well.
She left with your kids.
Haiku # 75249, April 7, 2022 4:25 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 U Once More of Pay Me Later It's OK
I shall be divorced
As well as broke
She took the kids
Haiku # 75248, April 7, 2022 2:29 pm ET
by Ooga booga of Ooga booga island
Porn links - not haiku
Stop masterbating now and
Come out with hands up
Haiku # 75247, April 7, 2022 11:15 am ET
by Haiku Cop of taking you to the slammer
That Italian MILF,
The blonde masseuse, that's my WIFE.
Tu sei pazzo, eh?
Haiku # 75246, April 7, 2022 10:33 am ET
by Head CEO of Lamborghini, inc
Cheetos or cheaters?
both have spicy tendencies
that will burn buttholes
Haiku # 75243, April 6, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Lunicingus of u mom freezer
humidity - the air is
as thicc as cream cheese
Haiku # 75242, April 6, 2022 2:23 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
solitary bliss -
forget momentarily
your coworkers fart
Haiku # 75241, April 6, 2022 2:20 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
I don't mind people
Except all the Christian cucks.
Now get off my lawn!
Haiku # 75240, April 6, 2022 2:06 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 You of You Have a Running Tab
I don't mind people
On my lawn - except the cuck Christians
They can fuck right off
Haiku # 75239, April 6, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by Looking at you, Catholicism of God has no need to physically impregnate
"Ire" - gray area
Technically one syllable
But it's no big deal
Haiku # 75238, April 6, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Haiku Cop
Already have God
Don’t need any door-knockers
Get off my lawn, boy!!!
Haiku # 75237, April 6, 2022 12:38 pm ET
by It’s me, again, hello of Shy-girlie known to all as Cyan
I figured it out!
I beat the New York Times Games
The word was ire
Haiku # 75235, April 5, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I don’t know how many syllables are in ire so for that I apologize (Cyan) of Comfortable at home
The word you need: rage.
Ask that little Marxist elf
Zack de la Rocha
Haiku # 75233, April 5, 2022 4:05 pm ET
by Tom Morello of Still Screaming About Something, CA
Taunted and torture
The answers still elude me
New York Times Puzzles
Haiku # 75232, April 5, 2022 3:46 pm ET
by Cy Shy Cyan of Three across another word for wrath and ends with E
Oh woe, woe is me!
Thou lovest not poesy.
Thus may God hate thee.
Haiku # 75231, April 5, 2022 10:20 am ET
by Pale Gentleman In Dark Frock-coat and Cravate Crying at E.A. Poe's Tomb With Black Lily in Hand
Nuclear and wind
That explains the commotion
In Figpucker's pants
Haiku # 75230, April 4, 2022 10:35 pm ET
by Noticer of details of Figpuckershima
Forbidden user
You may not access this site
Janis, please call me!
Haiku # 75229, April 4, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Afraid to say but it’s the name of a color (blue-green)
Those are good choices
Don’t like pedophile rapists
They be harshing vibes
Haiku # 75228, April 4, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by Sigh Anne of Cyan Land
Only groups I will
Advocate to mass murder:
Pedophiles, rapists
Haiku # 75227, April 4, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by I want to dye my clothes with their blood
It’s a suggestion:
Apple TV plus new show
It’s called “Severance”
Haiku # 75226, April 4, 2022 4:33 pm ET
by Cyan is trying to not make fun of herself
Canadian Sponge
Soaking up that yummy cake
Not the eating kind
Haiku # 75224, April 4, 2022 3:52 pm ET
by If you can dream it you can Cyan It of Period Cramps
Canadians: go
There’s breaking headlines tonight
Undercover news
Haiku # 75223, April 4, 2022 1:11 am ET
by She’s Shy and Cyan of Over the River and through the woods
We taking this BACK.
You hear me Russia? Get stuffed
With nasty kasha.
Haiku # 75222, April 3, 2022 11:05 pm ET
by War Heating Up of Haiku Front
Poo-poo in peephole.
Insert yoni in lingam:
Pee-pee in poophole.
Haiku # 75221, April 3, 2022 11:02 pm ET
by Swami Vivekonundrum of Higher-order Taxonomies
I am the New Darth.
No more poop and naughty bits.
I'm the NEW New Darth.
Haiku # 75220, April 3, 2022 10:55 pm ET
by Same As the Old Darth of Baba O'Riley's Dull Moog Synthesizer Solo
THEY: stunning and brave.
WE: heartbreakingly saddened.
CNN: big bomb blast.
Haiku # 75219, April 3, 2022 10:51 pm ET
by Massive Attack of Flat Earthulence
Oh no I relapsed.
I wrote one and now can't stop.
Need H.A. meeting.
Haiku # 75218, April 3, 2022 10:40 pm ET
by Will You Sponsor Me? of Bad Coffee
Roses are reddish.
Violets are blue. Haiku sucks...
And, yes, you do too.
Haiku # 75217, April 3, 2022 10:31 pm ET
by Linear Formulae of Suckability Factor
Snow sifts through branches.
Drifts have piled next the shrine...
Damn. Left the stove on!
Haiku # 75216, April 3, 2022 10:23 pm ET
by Yukasaki Sakahomo of Lower East Side Man Hat
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