Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 248 Days and 77180 Haiku later...

Porn links - not haiku
Stop masterbating now and
Come out with hands up
Haiku # 75247, April 7, 2022 11:15 am ET
by Haiku Cop of taking you to the slammer
That Italian MILF,
The blonde masseuse, that's my WIFE.
Tu sei pazzo, eh?
Haiku # 75246, April 7, 2022 10:33 am ET
by Head CEO of Lamborghini, inc
Cheetos or cheaters?
both have spicy tendencies
that will burn buttholes
Haiku # 75243, April 6, 2022 2:26 pm ET
by Lunicingus of u mom freezer
humidity - the air is
as thicc as cream cheese
Haiku # 75242, April 6, 2022 2:23 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
solitary bliss -
forget momentarily
your coworkers fart
Haiku # 75241, April 6, 2022 2:20 pm ET
by Hotdog of the bun comes off
I don't mind people
Except all the Christian cucks.
Now get off my lawn!
Haiku # 75240, April 6, 2022 2:06 pm ET
by Haikuized 4 You of You Have a Running Tab
I don't mind people
On my lawn - except the cuck Christians
They can fuck right off
Haiku # 75239, April 6, 2022 12:45 pm ET
by Looking at you, Catholicism of God has no need to physically impregnate
"Ire" - gray area
Technically one syllable
But it's no big deal
Haiku # 75238, April 6, 2022 12:40 pm ET
by Haiku Cop
Already have God
Don’t need any door-knockers
Get off my lawn, boy!!!
Haiku # 75237, April 6, 2022 12:38 pm ET
by It’s me, again, hello of Shy-girlie known to all as Cyan
I figured it out!
I beat the New York Times Games
The word was ire
Haiku # 75235, April 5, 2022 8:05 pm ET
by I don’t know how many syllables are in ire so for that I apologize (Cyan) of Comfortable at home
The word you need: rage.
Ask that little Marxist elf
Zack de la Rocha
Haiku # 75233, April 5, 2022 4:05 pm ET
by Tom Morello of Still Screaming About Something, CA
Taunted and torture
The answers still elude me
New York Times Puzzles
Haiku # 75232, April 5, 2022 3:46 pm ET
by Cy Shy Cyan of Three across another word for wrath and ends with E
Oh woe, woe is me!
Thou lovest not poesy.
Thus may God hate thee.
Haiku # 75231, April 5, 2022 10:20 am ET
by Pale Gentleman In Dark Frock-coat and Cravate Crying at E.A. Poe's Tomb With Black Lily in Hand
Nuclear and wind
That explains the commotion
In Figpucker's pants
Haiku # 75230, April 4, 2022 10:35 pm ET
by Noticer of details of Figpuckershima
Forbidden user
You may not access this site
Janis, please call me!
Haiku # 75229, April 4, 2022 8:39 pm ET
by Afraid to say but it’s the name of a color (blue-green)
Those are good choices
Don’t like pedophile rapists
They be harshing vibes
Haiku # 75228, April 4, 2022 6:18 pm ET
by Sigh Anne of Cyan Land
Only groups I will
Advocate to mass murder:
Pedophiles, rapists
Haiku # 75227, April 4, 2022 6:07 pm ET
by I want to dye my clothes with their blood
It’s a suggestion:
Apple TV plus new show
It’s called “Severance”
Haiku # 75226, April 4, 2022 4:33 pm ET
by Cyan is trying to not make fun of herself
Canadian Sponge
Soaking up that yummy cake
Not the eating kind
Haiku # 75224, April 4, 2022 3:52 pm ET
by If you can dream it you can Cyan It of Period Cramps
Canadians: go
There’s breaking headlines tonight
Undercover news
Haiku # 75223, April 4, 2022 1:11 am ET
by She’s Shy and Cyan of Over the River and through the woods
We taking this BACK.
You hear me Russia? Get stuffed
With nasty kasha.
Haiku # 75222, April 3, 2022 11:05 pm ET
by War Heating Up of Haiku Front
Poo-poo in peephole.
Insert yoni in lingam:
Pee-pee in poophole.
Haiku # 75221, April 3, 2022 11:02 pm ET
by Swami Vivekonundrum of Higher-order Taxonomies
I am the New Darth.
No more poop and naughty bits.
I'm the NEW New Darth.
Haiku # 75220, April 3, 2022 10:55 pm ET
by Same As the Old Darth of Baba O'Riley's Dull Moog Synthesizer Solo
THEY: stunning and brave.
WE: heartbreakingly saddened.
CNN: big bomb blast.
Haiku # 75219, April 3, 2022 10:51 pm ET
by Massive Attack of Flat Earthulence
Oh no I relapsed.
I wrote one and now can't stop.
Need H.A. meeting.
Haiku # 75218, April 3, 2022 10:40 pm ET
by Will You Sponsor Me? of Bad Coffee
Roses are reddish.
Violets are blue. Haiku sucks...
And, yes, you do too.
Haiku # 75217, April 3, 2022 10:31 pm ET
by Linear Formulae of Suckability Factor
Snow sifts through branches.
Drifts have piled next the shrine...
Damn. Left the stove on!
Haiku # 75216, April 3, 2022 10:23 pm ET
by Yukasaki Sakahomo of Lower East Side Man Hat
This site monitored
By Blackstone operatives,
So write good haiku.
Haiku # 75215, April 3, 2022 10:10 pm ET
by Spooks of Internuts
That chick Shannon Tat
She did this and she done that.
(Pussy is a cat.)
Haiku # 75214, April 3, 2022 9:49 pm ET
by Feline Algebra Tutor of Charge per Minute
My weenis is small
But my compassion is huge
So buy me a dink.
Haiku # 75213, April 3, 2022 9:29 pm ET
by I mean a DRINK
There once was a man
From Nantucket Whose cock was
So long he could suck
Haiku # 75212, April 3, 2022 9:29 pm ET
by Gwidget the pwimp of Pawis
You will post haiku.
You will post in correct form
or you'll be dealt with.
Haiku # 75211, April 3, 2022 9:28 pm ET
by Haiku Enforcement of Death Squad
MyKelsey Online
Put on hold with Claire de Lune
I hung up on them
Haiku # 75209, April 3, 2022 6:41 pm ET
by Cyan is on the phone with one of the nurses, supposedly
Yes! Haiku is BACK.
Let's make haiku GREAT again.
Let's make it fascist.
Haiku # 75208, April 3, 2022 2:05 pm ET
by Benito Hitler of The Poetic Sphere
Exploding Tardis
Sugar sweet lipstick stains
Female doctor Hot
Haiku # 75207, April 3, 2022 10:57 am ET
by Cyanie of Here and now
what is invasion?
plums in a bowl of oranges?
tranny in the pool?
Haiku # 75206, April 3, 2022 8:28 am ET
by hi mom of mom's mom
I am the new Darth
He won't come here anymore
So I take his place
Haiku # 75205, April 3, 2022 2:52 am ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
Once, a failed ass-clown
Pondered long and hard in verse
Then birthed a haiku.
Haiku # 75203, March 30, 2022 9:43 am ET
by But It Died Immediately of Sudden Haiku Death Syndrome (S.H.D.S)
You cheated on me
with bad haiku poetry
and math equations
Haiku # 75193, March 26, 2022 6:40 pm ET
by One of Darth's bevy of beauties
I want a pizza
Anchovies and pineapple
I hate all the things!
Haiku # 75190, March 25, 2022 12:11 pm ET
by Pervert Dinosaur
Spwing is in the air!
Wed wobbins are fwiying fwee!
Darth shall soon be wed.
Haiku # 75188, March 24, 2022 9:42 pm ET
by As in Married, not the Color
Y'all got strange ritin'.
Looks like Greek wrote all backwords.
Y'all should rite
Haiku # 75186, March 24, 2022 2:43 pm ET
by Vladameer Takeout of Hickry Holler, Ozarks
putin seeks "social
justice" to "denazify ukraine...."
left freaks the fuck out
Haiku # 75178, March 23, 2022 5:51 pm ET
by revealing true colors of rainbow nazis are the worst
Invasion failure
Putin is total ass clown
His days are numbered
Haiku # 75176, March 23, 2022 1:29 pm ET
by We gonna remember him as a tool
Previous post flagged.
It are not in haiku form.
Please to obey rule.
Haiku # 75175, March 23, 2022 6:19 am ET
by 575 Support Brigade of Haiku Enforcement
For past 4 yrs.
So in your opinion, the best thing is.... what?
To help them cope.
Haiku # 75174, March 22, 2022 8:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey, Darth Figpucker
Did you ever fall asleep
in a dry bathtub?
Haiku # 75173, March 22, 2022 4:42 am ET
by Drained of Hope
Everyone lined up
and farted in unison
just like the Rockettes
Haiku # 75172, March 22, 2022 4:36 am ET
by Choreographer of High
I stepped carefully
but my boots were caked with it
Steaming, fresh haiku
Haiku # 75171, March 22, 2022 4:32 am ET
by Imprint of Size 10 work boot Encino, CA
I've always loved Darth
Up here in these tree branches
Since the dawn of time
Haiku # 75169, March 22, 2022 1:31 am ET
by Stink Beak of Old Willow
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