You cheated on me
with bad haiku poetry
and math equations

I want a pizza
Anchovies and pineapple
I hate all the things!

Spwing is in the air!
Wed wobbins are fwiying fwee!
Darth shall soon be wed.

Y'all got strange ritin'.
Looks like Greek wrote all backwords.
Y'all should rite
INGLISH.

putin seeks "social
justice" to "denazify ukraine...."
left freaks the fuck out

Invasion failure
Putin is total ass clown
His days are numbered

Previous post flagged.
It are not in haiku form.
Please to obey rule.

For past 4 yrs.
Yeah
So in your opinion, the best thing is.... what?
To help them cope.

Hey, Darth Figpucker
Did you ever fall asleep
in a dry bathtub?

Everyone lined up
and farted in unison
just like the Rockettes

I stepped carefully
but my boots were caked with it
Steaming, fresh haiku

I've always loved Darth
Up here in these tree branches
Since the dawn of time

The haiku are wrong
when you confuse hate with God.
And that's about it.

It's called comfort room.
But it's not comfortable.
No seat, tank or wipes.

Just bowl and water.
Efficiency at its best.
The green way to go.

Dear Lord, please bless Darth.
He's such a pitiful soul
He needs your sweet love.

The Bible is wrong.
Believing in God is Hate.
All prayer is a crime.

That one crazy twin
Hit herself with Thor's hammer
And became famous.

Hey Dexon, bite me.
Cheats, hacks, scripts, bugs and glitches
Aren't my cup of tea.

Swedish meatballs stew
Hot twins made a meal of you
(with no leftovers)

Crazy Swedish twins.
Madness on the Motorway.
La folie a deux.

Fart introduction...
Are haiku belong to you?
Up your bathroom hole

Balot.

Let's just settle it
Balut egg eating contest
The winner gets the runs

Parallel timeline:
Ukraine invaded because
They're mostly unvaxxed

Tossing and turning:
Who told all the foreigners
About bad haiku?

I have seen your power to destroy and it is awesome. I have seen Christ's power. There is no forgiveness for the evil one. You must destroy it. The push of a button.

gross

Christ has all power.
I myself have no power.
Go smoke a cigar.

Take my life and destroy the evil one.
You have the power.

This is not living.
Self-loathing: all that I've known.
As expected. End.

How do you call this living? I have destroyed everything I cared about. Self-loathing all I have ever known. It is exactly as expected.

Well hey there Russia
How's the invasion going?
Not like you planned eh?

So stunning and brave:
Some man thinks he's a woman.
Give that queen a crown!

Well whut the Sam Hill--
I just found me a haiku...
right here in this box.

Carry on, old bird...
Your beak smells so fantastic.
You eat carrion.

I have been living
in the branches of a tree
since the dawn of time

Banana cream pie
Newest flavor of pop tarts
OMG they're good

Cheats, hacks, scripts, roblox.
Armenian genocide.
Dexon Bit, Ukraine.

Your cloaca smells
Tried shoving mothballs up there?
It smells like old times

If it's waxed or not
I'll violate your hippo
That IS my business

The world is the same
As it has forever been:
Wars, rumors of wars . . .

End of discussions:
Always blame it on Russians.
(Swift repercussions).

Am I vaxed or Not?
Don't violate my hippa
None of you business

I will lead the charge!
Haiku battalions, THIS WAY!
Haiku for Ukraine!

Burkina Faso?
You must mean Upper Volta.
North of Rhodesia.

One thing we do know;
The Russian army sucks dong
War not going well

When in doubt, accuse
Anyone who disagrees
Of being Russian.

Haiku truly sucks
as a poetic form. Yes,
Haiku IS that bad.

The fake president
Has got lots of ideers
When he remembers.

C.I.A. nazis.
Pet-project in the Ukraine.
Azov battalion.